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Thursday, May 25, 2006
Ken Lay Chair in Economics and Business Ethics What does this afternoon’s Incredibly Guilty verdict against Ken Lay mean for universities, you ask? You’ve come to the right place. Monsieur Lay, having a soft spot for the University of Missouri, gave the institution over a million dollars to endow a chair in economics -- the Ken Lay Chair. All through his trial, the university’s been dithering - - Should we wait until the verdict to return the money? Should we return it now? Do we have to keep his name on the chair? Even if he’s convicted, should we keep the money, establish the chair, keep his name on it, but call it -- as one university trustee has suggested --the “Ken Lay Chair in Economics and Business Ethics”? So as to, you know, simultaneously honor the gesture and, as an English professor might put it, “interrogate” it? All this soul-searching might have been put to rest a few months ago, when Lay suddenly demanded all the money back. Screw the chair thing -- he now wanted to donate it to struggling post-Katrinans. But oh ho! Oh no! You don’t just give a university money and take it back when you change your mind! Said Missouri. Lay threatened to sue. Then he changed his mind again. He didn’t want the money back for New Orleans. He wanted it back to pay his legal fees. Time reviewed these dizzying events a few weeks back: Seven years after making a $1.1 million gift to endow a chair in economics at the University of Missouri, Lay is now trying to have the money returned. Last September, in the wake of Hurricane Katrina, he personally sought to have the money — as yet unused — transferred back to Houston to assist 14 charities in relief efforts, including preacher-author Joel Osteen's megachurch. Sixty people are vying for the privilege of holding the Ken Lay Etc. After today, will they still be so eager? One solution would be to honor only one name - either “Ken” or “Lay” - and substitute a new, diversionary name for the dropped one. Examples: The Fritos Lay Chair. The Ken Doll Chair. The Lay Lady Lay Chair. |