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Friday, July 07, 2006

Snapshots from Home
The Millionaires of Garrett Park

My mother, who as you know lives down the street from UD in Garrett Park, Maryland, read me this short piece from the July 5 Washington Post. It’s about a neighborhood adjacent to Garrett Park -- Garrett Park Estates.

I know the writer a little -- he’s a reporter for the Post, his daughter’s a classmate and friend of UD’s daughter, and he rented a house in Garrett Park before buying one in the Garrett Park Estates. Here he describes Garrett Park Estates:

The cherry trees are dying faster than people can replace them, so the homes reveal more of themselves each year: humble brick ramblers, built in the 1950s on postage-stamp lots a quick walk from Holy Cross church. The neighborhood is largely untouched by the wave of knockdowns and jumbo additions swamping Montgomery County. It still feels a little like the '50s.

It's called Garrett Park Estates, but we joke that it's also North Bethesda or Rockville depending on whether you're buying or selling. No doubt it'll be Strathmore one of these days in honor of the new, elegant concert hall nearby.

Of course, we'll never have as many grand trees and millionaires as Garrett Park next door, but that's okay. We still have the community pool and the shortcut to the movie theater at White Flint Mall. And -- this is key -- we have more kids. When we moved in, one was dressed in full cowboy regalia, right down to the badge and six-shooters, as if from a place and time that no longer exist.



“Ha!” said my mother, as she finished reading this to me. “Millionaires!”

“Well,” said I; “it’s true. There are lots of millionaires in Garrett Park.”

My mother looked puzzled. When she moved here, in 1961, Garrett Park was an enclave of federal employees and their hippie spawn. She hasn’t really registered the fact that the $30,000 house she and my father bought is now worth $800,000. Or that many of the people she knows here are worth at least a million dollars.