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Wednesday, August 23, 2006

The Football Major

From Sports Illustrated, another statement of an oft-stated idea:




...[I]f a goodly number of top college athletes are going to go through the motions simply for the sake of maintaining their eligibility, why not put an end to the sleazy charade and give them the option of declaring their chosen sport as their major? Let them concentrate all of their time and energy on training, studying the playbook, practicing, traveling, playing and learning from their coaches with an eye toward a pro career.


...I just fail to see the value of forcing an academically disinterested athlete to take a full course load, especially when his school has more interest in his performance on the field. [The writer means "uninterested," not "disinterested."]

...This will remove the considerable pressure on professors to award inflated grades to superstars who sit at the back of the room picking their teeth, tossing paper planes or ogling babes, if they even bother to show up at all. It will also put a lot of term-paper ghostwriters and test-takers out of business, but so be it.




It's an attractive idea. It has the merit of honesty. It begins by admitting that many bigtime university athletes are never going to be students at all. It then lets them play their game for four years, and when four years are up, it hands them a diploma. There would be no academic pretense, and no NCAA rule-breaking, in this straightforward handling of valuable physical specimens as purely physical specimens.

But that of course is where the trouble enters. It's hard to think of a university willing to so degrade its foundational identity as ... a university ... that it would officially establish an elite, venerated, high-profile subculture of know-nothing gamesters. Even the most academically tattered campus will hesitate to create a (possibly largely minority) cadre of students who will never have to open a book or sit in a classroom or write a paper.