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Thursday, December 07, 2006

MOST Amusing...

...essay by Christopher Hitchens in Vanity Fair which correctly notes that women aren't funny. When it comes to funny stuff, women are "slower to get it, more pleased when they do, and swift to locate the unfunny."

He offers several reasons for this, which I will review. I will then add one of my own.

1.) Men need to be funny in order to attract women sexually, whereas women only have to be reasonably physically attractive to attract men sexually.

2.) Men are childish and stupid and therefore will laugh at anything. Women are mature and intelligent and therefore are less apt to laugh promiscuously.

3.) Hitchens quotes Fran Lebowitz: "Humor is largely aggressive and pre-emptive, and what's more male than that?"

4.) Childbirth. "For women, reproduction is, if not the only thing, certainly the main thing. Apart from giving them a very different attitude to filth and embarrassment, it also imbues them with the kind of seriousness and solemnity at which men can only goggle. ... Humor, if we are to be serious about it, arises from the ineluctable fact that we are all born into a losing struggle. Those who risk agony and death to bring children into this fiasco simply can't afford to be too frivolous."

Here's a nice excerpt from the essay:

[Nietzsche defined a] witticism as an epitaph on the death of a feeling. Male humor prefers the laugh to be at someone's expense, and understands that life is quite possibly a joke to begin with — and often a joke in extremely poor taste. Humor is part of the armor-plate with which to resist what is already farcical enough. (Perhaps not by coincidence, battered as they are by motherfucking nature, men tend to refer to life itself as a bitch.) Whereas women, bless their tender hearts, would prefer that life be fair, and even sweet, rather than the sordid mess it actually is. Jokes about calamitous visits to the doctor or the shrink or the bathroom, or the venting of sexual frustration on furry domestic animals, are a male province. It must have been a man who originated the phrase "funny like a heart attack." In all the millions of cartoons that feature a patient listening glum-faced to a physician ("There's no cure. There isn't even a race for a cure."), do you remember even one where the patient is a woman?


To all of this I'd add that women seem hardwired for propriety -- social, and even physical. Take UD. She's already mentioned several times on this blog that she's a slob. But in the teeny household economy of her teeny Garrett Park household, she notices that she and she alone exhibits some vestigial concern for upkeep. The other two inhabitants of Ferdinand House could give a shit (meaning La Spawn might grow up to be one of the world's rare funny women), whereas UD finds herself biannually stirred by deep-lying tides to vacuum doghair.