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Thursday, February 08, 2007
Edwards Roi Act I Mere Edwards: If I were you, what I'd want to do with my arse would be to install it on a throne. You could increase your fortune indefinitely, have sausages whenever you liked, and ride through the streets in a carriage. Pere Edwards: If I were King of Orange County, I'd have a big headpiece... Mere Edwards: And you could get yourself an umbrella and a great big cloak that would go right down to your feet. Pere Edwards: Ah! I yield to temptation. Clod of a shitter, shitter of a clod... Mere Edwards: Oh good, Pere Edwards, now you're a real man. Act II Pere Edwards: Huh! I'm getting rich! I'm going to have MY list of MY property read. Clerk, read MY list of MY property. Clerk: County of Orange. Chapel on the Hill. Raleigh Town. County of Randolph. Pere Edwards: Is that all? Clerk: That's all. Pere Edwards: Pshit. I'm off to get some more. Mere Edwards, I leave the regency in your hands. But I've got the cash book on me, so you'll regret it if you rob me. |