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Monday, August 27, 2007
On First Looking Into Lance Brigg's Lamborghini Murciélago Roadster LP640 [List price $345,000 Curb weight 4160 lb Engine, transmission 6.5-liter V-12; 6-sp-e-gear sequential manual Horsepower, bhp @ rpm 632 @ 8000 0-60 mph 3.4 sec 0-100 mph 7.8 sec 0-1320 ft (1/4 mile) 11.6 sec @ 125.4 mph Top speed 205 mph Braking, 60-0 mph 107 ft Braking, 80-0 mph 189 ft Lateral accel (200-ft skidpad) 0.96g Speed thru 700-ft slalom 70.5 mph EPA city/highway mileage 10/16 mpg] Much have I traveled in the realms of gold, And many goodly states and kingdoms seen; Round many western islands have I been Which bards in fealty to Apollo hold. Oft of one edenic expressway had I been told That deep-browed Homer ruled as his demesne; Yet did I never breathe its pure serene Till I heard Briggs spin out loud and bold: Then felt I like some watcher of the skies When a new planet swims into his ken; Or like stout Cortez when with eagle eyes He stared at the pacific--and all his men Looked at each other with a wild surmise-- Silent, upon a peak in Darien. Yes, UD could spend all day gazing at the sublime video of Lance Briggs' smashed Lamborghini on the Edens Expressway; she'd much rather do that than finally read the increasingly-notorious blog-hostile piece by Michael Skube in the Los Angeles Times... But everyone's talking about about the Skube... and UD does have a blogoscopic feature on her blog... So here I go... I'll put aside this image which has engrossed me, expressing as it does so much about these United States ... and I'll turn to the Skube. Hold on. I'll blog my reading of it in real time. Oh - here's what's going on, described by a blogger at the Chronicle of Higher Ed: "Retire, man. I’m serious. You’re an embarrassment to my profession, to the university where you teach, and to the craft of reporting you claim to defend." That is Jay Rosen excoriating Michael Skube on account of this Los Angeles Times opinion column. |