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A professor of English describes American university life.
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UD is...
"Salty." (Scott McLemee)
"Unvarnished." (Phi Beta Cons)
"Splendidly splenetic." (Culture Industry)
"Except for University Diaries, most academic blogs are tedious."
(Rate Your Students)
"I think of Soltan as the Maureen Dowd of the blogosphere,
except that Maureen Dowd is kind of a wrecking ball of a writer,
and Soltan isn't. For the life of me, I can't figure out her
politics, but she's pretty fabulous, so who gives a damn?"
(Tenured Radical)

Wednesday, November 30, 2005

APPEL

“After half a century this work's ‘transgressiveness’ makes every usage of that term in our etiolated English departments seem stale, pallid, and domesticated,” writes Christopher Hitchens about Lolita.

I get a frisson (Hitchens likes the word “frisson” as much as UD does) whenever Hitchens hammers English departments (as he did in a recent New York Times book review), and I share his love of Lolita, so I enjoyed this review.



Which is actually a review of the Annotated Lolita, annotated by Nabokov student and friend, and emeritus Northwestern University professor, Alfred Appel.

And since UD studied with Appel at NU, and recalls visiting his house and admiring the butterflies Nabokov had drawn on the first pages of various of Appel’s Nabokov editions, she is doubly pleased, for Hitchens has reminded her of the book as well as the professor.



Gore Vidal once wrote that he suspected “Alfred Appel” was the Nabokovian name of a Kinbote-type creature who’d been thought up by Lolita’s creator himself, as a kind of literary joke along the lines of Pale Fire. But UD can confirm, having sat decades ago in his smoke-filled classrooms (I’m pretty sure I’m remembering right that he smoked while lecturing), that Appel exists.

“Alfred Appel's most sage advice,” writes Hitchens, “is to make yourself slow down when reading Lolita, not be too swiftly ravished and caught up.”
The Death of the
British Universities


Intriguing review in Spiked of a book defending the "high culture" of British universities against the pragmatic vocationalism and administration-heavy busywork that has apparently taken over many of them. Here are some excerpts from the review:


Killing Thinking: The Death of the Universities is an uncompromising attack upon the process that has turned the British university from a place of higher education and thinking, however imperfect, into a site of 'battery farming for the mind', where academics and students are enslaved by the principles of audit, assessment, and regulation, and the role of the university is reduced to meeting the needs of the market in Britain's so-called knowledge economy.

…[The author] refuses to pay lip-service to the leftist-sounding justifications that are given to the expansion and modernisation agenda - that it is more democratic and equal than what went before.

Evans makes clear that she is not harking back to some golden age, in which the university was 'a world of intellectual conversation, engaged students and limitless indulgence'. To do so would be 'to depart to the realms of fantasy' - 'we cannot easily defend the past, or invoke that past as an attack on the present'. As a professor of women's studies, Mary Evans can also hope to avoid the caricature of those who criticise the modernisation agenda as fusty old men, bent on preserving their position at whatever cost. Unlike many critics, Evans recognises that a combination of political and cultural agendas has set the modern university on its disastrous course, making it impossible simply to blame the political right, or the cultural left: 'The attack on the traditional 'high' culture of universities has come, in Britain, from a complex coalition: left-wing modernisers, Tory pragmatists and all-party and all-class philistines'.

...Instead of putting up and shutting up, disgruntled academics, sold-short students and anyone else with an interest in education should think about adding their own thoughts and writings to those of the unhappy dissenters, and formulating their own vision about what a university should be for.
An essay by UD...

...is scheduled to appear in Inside Higher Education soon, in the section called "Views." Stayed tuned.
Depressingly clueless...


...response, all over one woman's blog, to the provocative Linda Hirshman piece. The blogger's unreasoning fury and defensiveness set the tone for her readers' even more discouraging comments.

Sample statement from the proprietor of the blog:

The other idea that is kicking around and still bothering me is that women who go to top schools are traitors and resource squanders if they don't become law partner or doctors. My sister has a BA from Georgetown and a MA from Columbia. She's is not earning a salary at the moment. Who the fuck cares? When did our worth as people come down to our pay stubs?




But UD does not entirely despair. Over at TPM Cafe, quite a few honest and perceptive comments appear. Like this one:

Education costs money, and while the NYT-wedding-announcement crowd has always had access to it as both a meet market and a finishing school, we as a society don't actually profess to subsidize education primarily as a path to self-actualization. There's an essential conflict between capitalism and feminism -- at least the "difference" or"choice" variety of feminism -- in that tangible returns on investments are expected, and giving a slight edge to future offspring isn't all that concrete a goal. In all honesty, even an old lefty like me isn't particularly interested in helping middle-class women get degrees that might be of more practical use in lifting poorer women out of poverty.

Tuesday, November 29, 2005

UD Salutes…

...Doug Paddock, history major at Boise State, who has discerned some very important things. From his guest editorial in the university newspaper:



The University’s recent move to push hybrid-formatted classes is degrading the level of education I receive at Boise State University.

A hybrid class is split into two components: one part is online (via Blackboard or similar website) while the other consists of regular in class meetings. The reason given for these hybrid classes is to free up classroom space.

The university believes that by offering a portion of the class online, there will be less [he means fewer] students taking up room in the classroom. Yes, it is true; BSU has enacted a policy to keep students out of the classroom.

The problem with this solution is that they haven’t actually freed up any classrooms at all. [T]he hybrid class I am taking this semester class is only on Thursdays, but the classroom is still reserved for the class on Tuesday, so it goes unused on that day.

Since BSU needs more classrooms it should build some, not sacrifice my education with this hasty solution.




I do not learn as much in a hybrid course as I would in a traditional classroom setting. Rather than lecturing, the professor assigns reading and message board posts in its place. While reading is fine, it cannot take the place of a lecture. Posting, on the other hand, is of little educational value to me. These hybrid classes are not listed as such on Bronco Web or in the course catalog.

They are listed just like any other regular class, so you cannot tell when you register if it is hybrid until the class starts and by then it’s too late for many students to drop the class. By not listing these classes as hybrids Boise State has taken away the student’s ability to choose the format that is best for his or her learning.

This hasty solution highlights some severe flaws in Idaho’s education system; there aren’t even enough classrooms to hold our college students. Instead of offering second-rate hybrid classes, BSU should build more classrooms.




We all saw how fast the new multi-million dollar indoor sports facility shot up, but they [have] yet to build a new classroom facility.

That money should have been used for education first and sports second. While the new campus master plan calls for new facilities, the bottom line is that we have needed these classrooms for a while.

A few years wait just won’t do.
BOYS’ NIGHT OUT

From today's Tufts Daily:



A junior assaulted the Tufts University Police Department officer who tried to bring him into protective custody on the morning of Wednesday, Nov. 23. The student brought Officer Cheri Burton down to the ground in a violent fight and shouted racial epithets at her.

When other officers arrived, the student spat in their faces and used a variety of racist, homophobic and anti-Semitic insults

Burton and Officer Eric Morales, along with several officers from Somerville, responded to a disturbance report at 185 College Avenue early Wednesday morning at approximately 1:50 a.m.

The officers arrived to find two obviously intoxicated individuals standing at the opposite side of the street from the house. One of them was wearing only one shoe, and it appeared as if they had been in an altercation.

One of the individuals tried to leave the scene, and Burton, who was concerned about his intoxication level, followed him.



Burton made contact with the student at the blue light emergency phone on Lower Campus Road. He immediately began yelling and using profanity, and Burton decided to take the individual into protective custody.

When she attempted to handcuff the student, he turned around, grabbed her by the hair and began pulling on her shirt. Burton and the student went down to the ground, where the student began punching her. He also shouted racial epithets, including "n--r," at Burton, who is African-American.

Burton and the individual struggled alone for about 45 seconds to a minute before the other officers, whom Burton radioed, arrived to assist her. The student ripped entire braids from Burton's head, and Burton sustained injuries to the head, back and ribs.

"This was a violent attack on an officer," Tufts University Police Sergeant Douglas Mazzola said.




When the other officers arrived and assisted Burton in detaining the student, the student spat in a Somerville Police Department officer's face and employed a string of insults ranging from racist to homophobic. He called the officers "fat faggots" and "fat f-ks" and called individual officers many others, from "Jew boy" to "you fat Italian-American f-k."

The student is being charged criminally with disorderly conduct, assault and battery of a police officer, and resisting arrest, the latter of which is a felony. He also faces judiciary investigation by the University, and other charges are being considered, possibly under state hate crime law.




Judicial Affairs Officer Veronica Carter and Dean of Students Bruce Reitman would only confirm that they "did receive a complaint from the Department of Public Safety" about the student and his behavior.

Reitman said the two had met with the student, and that the student will be making a response to the Department of Public Safety's allegations. The Student Judicial Process will be followed, he said.

Reitman and Carter said they plan to proceed with the case depending on how the student responds to the accusations brought against him.

Associate Dean of Students Marisel Perez, the coordinator of the Bias Intervention Team, has also been informed of the incident but was unavailable for comment.




Unavailable for comment? What sort of incident would make the Bias Intervention Team available for comment?
NICE, CONCISE


The University as Health Spa

The modern university is a relic that will disappear in a few decades. That prediction was made by Peter Drucker, the management genius who just died at 95 and usually got things right.

His words brought an uncharitable smile to my face as I recently strolled across the ivied campus of Brown University, in Providence, R.I. At the time, maintenance crews were busy removing leaves. Campus officials were still dealing with the aftermath of an especially drunken Saturday night. And most everyone was excited that the football team had taken the Ivy League championship.

No doubt, some education was going on, but the question nagged: Is this an efficient setup for improving young minds? Not very, according to Drucker. "Today's buildings are hopelessly unsuited and totally unneeded," he said. Satellites and the Internet can easily make classrooms obsolete.

We now read that professors at Purdue, Stanford, Duke and other universities are recording their lectures. Students download the talks on their iPods and listen to them whenever. The "whenever" can be while driving, lifting weights or between songs by Black Eyed Peas and the Pussycat Dolls.

The profs say that letting students hear the lectures on their own frees classroom time for penetrating discussions. The same conversations, however, could be held over the Internet — or, for that matter, in a room at the public library.

Furthermore, the professors could let non-students download their lectures and charge them royalties, just like the Black Eyed Peas. Ordinary folks already buy courses on tape or CD. For example, The Teaching Company is now selling a virtual major in American history — 84 lectures on 42 audiotapes — at the bargain price of $109.95. It covers everything from "before Columbus" to Bill Clinton, and the lecturers are top-drawer. Some of them teach at Columbia University, where a single history course runs you $3,207.

Herman Melville said that "a whale-ship was my Yale College and my Harvard." Melville didn't need college to write "Moby Dick." He needed to read and spend time in the world. Before sailing out on a whaler in 1841, he had already worked on his uncle's farm and as a cabin boy on a ship to England.

Peter Drucker urged high-school graduates to do likewise: Work for at least five years. If they went on to college, it would be as grown-ups.

You wonder whether colleges, stripped of their education function, wouldn't find other lives as spas, professional-sports franchises or perhaps lightly supervised halfway houses for post-adolescents. The infrastructure is already in place.

Over at Kenyon College, in Ohio, the students have a new, $60 million athletic center. The highlights include a 12,500-square-foot workout area and an indoor track with eight lanes just for sprinting. The pool has 20 short-course and nine long-course lanes. And, like any upscale health club, this one has a cafe.

Speaking of sports, colleges spend huge numbers of "education dollars" on keeping their football coaches happy. For example, the University of Texas is giving Mack Brown a compensation package this year totaling $3.6 million. UT's highest-paid academic, Steven Weinberg, earns about $400,000, and he has a Nobel Prize in physics.

The universities claim that football and basketball teams are profit centers that help pay for learning. In truth, few produce a surplus even for the sports programs. Athletics pay their own way at only about 10 colleges, according to Andrew Zimbalist, an economist at Smith College who specializes in sports.

And with all due respect to the Texas Longhorns, if they were such a fabulous cash machine, there would be no need for the Longhorn Foundation. The foundation, which raises money for UT athletics, notes on its Web site that revenues from ticket sales, television and ads cover less than half the operating expenses of the university's sports program.

University presidents, meanwhile, are working on their own pay packages. Several already make more than $1 million, which has become the new goalpost. Most justify their incomes by their ability to raise money for new buildings.

Of course, these are the buildings that will soon be relics, according to Peter Drucker. Look at these shining new facilities and think: What fine condos they will someday make.
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Syndicated columnist Froma Harrop

Monday, November 28, 2005

UD SALUTES…

Margaret Root, art history professor at the University of Michigan and apparently the only person on campus who understands what art is.

There’s this bas relief on a campus building, sculpted decades ago, which among other things depicts a young girl dreaming of marriage and a young man dreaming of sailing. This juxtaposition has so offended students and faculty that administrators recently took advantage of some maintenance work being done on the building to remove and relocate to a more obscure campus location these upsetting elements of the sculpture.

They put the rest of the bas relief back on the building. They just suppressed the girl/boy thing.

Here's the work crew scrambling all over her to get her out of there.












And why not? After all, any sculpture is merely a political bullhorn, and when it blows sexist, off it goes.




Here are a bunch of comments about the bas relief from faculty and administration observers, every one of the comments sandblasted of any sense that a category of object called “art” exists. The bas relief is not art but a

(1.) VISUAL REPRESENTATION:

“The visual representation doesn’t seem to hold the same respect for women as it does men.” The world is full of visual representations - which I suppose we define as anything we can see - and some are insufficiently respectful of women. These must be put away.

(2.) TEACHABLE MOMENT:

“My own general view about anachronistic statements of value is that you ought to use them as opportunities to teach.”

(Before we go to the substance of this statement, pause a moment with UD to savor the snobbery in this comment from an ex-provost involved in the removal decision. “My own general view…” Can’t you see one of those men on the street that Monty Python used to feature commenting on issues of the day talking like this?)

Again there’s nothing one would call “art” -- at best, there are teachable or non-teachable moments in the form of visual representations. If we can firmly establish that this or that visual representation will teach us something -- and not just anything, but something with the right values, which in this case would mean teaching us how anachronistic it is to imagine that a lot of women wish to marry -- then maybe we could allow that representation to continue to exist. Otherwise, away with you.

(3.) NON-HAPPENING THING

“The vision that the bas reliefs convey is better suited to a historical context than as a representation of the dreams we hold for Michigan’s men and women students in the 21st century.” That fucker’s so yesterday. Dump it.




All of this left Professor Root all alone out there, to twist slowly, slowly in the wind, as she attempted to convey her despair. “I was adamant that they should not be removed,” she says. Indeed so upset was Professor Root by this insipid controversy that she even devoted one of her classes last semester to the way throughout history philistines have failed to grasp the concept of “art.“

But in vain. Forget the possibility that the sculptor (who died a few years ago) might have wanted to maintain the formal integrity of his piece. If thy bas relief offends thee, fails to teach thee, or was producedeth before 1960, pluck it out.
The Sphincter Has Its Reasons

First Ben Stein writes a perfectly reasonable piece in the New York Times about how stupid it is for individual alumni to give money to schools like Yale (from whose law school Stein graduated) and Harvard, given their obscene endowments (here’s UD’s post about it) and given more pressing needs for one‘s money elsewhere.

Then a few people write to him saying that no true Yalie would ever write such a thing, and he totally caves and decides he‘ll keep giving after all:

[Admittedly it’s] not an economically rational act for me to give my few shekels to mighty, multibillionaire Yale. It would be far more rational for me to keep them myself or to give them to smaller charities. But not all decisions are rational. …

There are ties that are more than rational, more than sensible. They are the mystic chords of memory to which Lincoln referred. …I'll keep giving to Yale, and with a full heart... Not everything is about reason.


Yes, the heart has its reasons, as the Duchess of Windsor, in strikingly similar language to Stein’s, famously said.

In Stein’s case, though, his decision seems to have revolved around a different organ. He recalls that when he first arrived,

[Yale was] rigorous, mean-spirited and cold. I hated it. I got severe anxiety. I was wildly mistreated for anxiety symptoms at the Yale infirmary and got severe drug reactions. Then I got colitis and lost about 30 pounds in about six weeks. I was a wreck.


Stein dropped out for awhile. Then, because a Yale dean had faith in him, he dropped back in. And, as luck would have it, during the short time he was away, the whole place had changed from haughty to hippie. Stein‘s sphincter relaxed.

UD is not sure she would describe this particular melange of memories as mystic chords. But let us move on.




A few alumni rationalists who continue to question the wisdom of giving one’s money to a multi-billion dollar enterprise do survive. All of the ones featured in a recent Yale Daily News article are women. (None alludes to a cystitis attack or fibrous breast tissue flareup during their first few weeks on campus.)

But some alumni, especially those who have pursued careers in public service, have echoed the message of Stein's first column, as they said they have been reluctant to give to Yale knowing that their money could have a greater impact on other institutions.

Emily Sachs '83, financial officer for a nonprofit organization in New York, said that while she has given to Yale in the past, she does not believe her philanthropy is meaningful for the University.

"When I look back at what paltry few bucks I have given and what they can do for the University, they can do more elsewhere," she said.

Sachs said she would be more likely to give larger sums to Yale if the University kept her better informed about where donated proceeds and funds are specifically used.

…Jennifer Hansell '86, the executive director of the North East Community Center in Millerton, N.Y., said she has had mixed feelings about donating to her alma mater, especially since she took over as the head of an organization dependent on donations.

"I've always debated in my mind [whether] I should give to Yale or not," she said. "But I feel now that my money is better given to other places. Yale is never going to care that much about the pennies I give."

Hansell said that though she maintains this general attitude about alumni giving, she does give to specific Yale groups she cares about, such as Dwight Hall and the Maya Lin Women's Fund. She said she would rather give her money to shelters for battered women or to community centers than to Ivy League institutions.

"I give my money to small local organizations instead," she said. "Places like Harvard and Yale can live forever on their endowments. That's probably not totally true, but it certainly feels that way."


*******


By the way, a similar sort of debate is taking place at Yale about the recent huge anonymous gift the music school received, which will allow it to waive tuition for all students. In today’s New York Times, Anthony Tommasini notes:

Yet no sooner had the gift to the school of music been announced than The Yale Daily News published a series of articles in which students questioned whether so much money for music was warranted at a time of great need around the world, including the parts of northern Pakistan and Kashmir recently devastated by a major earthquake. The donors "could have given $20 million to the school of music," one student was quoted as saying, "and still helped a lot of students with their tuition while giving $80 million to other causes."


Not sure where I stand on this one.
The Proust of Fort Lee

UD’s delighted to see that the excellent poet and essayist August Kleinzahler has been named Poet Laureate of Fort Lee, New Jersey, where he’s from. They like Kleinzahler in Jersey because, one townsman says, “"He does a good job of capturing something of his youth in Fort Lee. Like Proust, he writes about Fort Lee out of memory."

It tells you all you need to know about the American poetry establishment that while the laureate for the whole country is the dread Ted Kooser, Kleinzahler’s only got Fort Lee.

On the other hand, “Kleinzahler says he would turn down the [national] honor. He disapproves of the type of people who are generally named poet laureate." Too right.

Sunday, November 27, 2005

So there.

UD was weirded out by the latest Harry Potter movie. She made the mistake of trying to tell the crew she attended with (UD's kid, kid's friends, various adults) why.

"It just seemed sadistic to me," she said. "It seemed to be about a group of old people putting young people in extremely painful and sometimes lethal positions for fun and games."

For her efforts, UD was derided, shouted down, abused, and spat upon by the others...

But then she went home, went online, and found this, from Anthony Lane's New Yorker review of same:

Still, [the director] cannot do much about the slightly tired sadism that is creeping into the cracks of the Potter franchise. The tournament, for instance, is hailed with rah-rah enthusiasm, like any other sporting event, yet it basically entails putting a bunch of young people through dragonish perils, and mortifying fear, all for the edification of the youthful masses and their freaky overlords. Caligula would have loved it.
Sad News, and
Unwelcome Publicity
For NYU


The cover story someone tried placing over the suicide of NYU student and Samsung fortune heiress Lee Yoon-hyung has failed. The initial vague claim of a car crash in New York, about which police could find no record, has given way to confirmation that, like an unsettlingly high number of other NYU students in the last few years, the 26-year-old killed herself, apparently after suffering for some time from depression.

This is a bad setback for NYU, which has struggled to understand and respond to half a dozen student suicides in the last couple of years. Because of the high-profile nature of this student and her family (her father heads scandal-plagued Samsung), this may be one of their most difficult episodes yet.

The irony is that she had barely arrived at the Steinhardt School of Education -- this was the first semester of her first year.

Saturday, November 26, 2005

Sad Diploma Mill Story…

…in the New York Times.

The notorious N.C.A.A. diploma mill/feeder school, “University High,” specializes in taking athletically valuable students who can’t graduate from high school and handing them high grades for money so sports-mad universities can admit them.

Why does the N.C.A.A. collude with a bogus school whose founder “served 10 months in a federal prison camp from 1989 to 1990 after pleading guilty to conspiracy to commit mail fraud for his involvement with a college diploma mill in Arizona. Among the activities Simmons acknowledged in court documents were awarding degrees without academic achievement and awarding degrees based on studies he was unqualified to evaluate.”? A school whose current director “was arrested on a marijuana possession charge [University High…] in 2003 and is wanted on a bench warrant.”? A school “which has no classes and no educational accreditation.”?



"We're not the educational accreditation police," snorts an N.C.A.A. spokesperson.

So true. You’re off the hook.
More on Brain Geishas


[For background, see UD.]



UD calls “brain geishas” those large numbers of American women who, having summited the college and grad school mountain, take a look or two around at the rarefied air, plant their Rapid Learner flag in the snow, and then gather their equipment and roll back down to the ground, becoming non-working wives and mothers.

All those years of struggle upward! Those lofty Fulbrights and Luces! Those majestic tuition payouts -- courtesy of their schools, their parents, and we the people! (That was a Tom Wolfe imitation.)

All so they can more enunciatively narrate Babar to the brood.

These women, their advanced professional brains and credentials marked Display Purposes Only, evoke for UD something like what the vast star-studded robes and hyper-elaborated facial makeup of geishas evoke for her -- an enigmatic lushness, the mystery of over-refinement. Brain geishas convey a sense of silent luxuriant expanses of untapped thought. They whisper to us that this country is so wealthy, even an education can become an object of insouciant throwaway consumption.




Linda Hirshman, in a tough, feisty, and extremely well-written American Prospect essay, elaborates on this striking feature of contemporary American culture.

From her title on, Hirshman does not mince words:

The Truth About Elite Women

Half the wealthiest, most-privileged, best-educated females in the country stay home with their babies rather than work in the market economy. …The number of women at universities exceeds the number of men. But, more than a generation after feminism, the number of women in elite jobs doesn’t come close.


Does it represent the best use of very scarce elite educational resources to graduate significant numbers of women from Princeton, Yale, and Harvard who aren’t going to work?

…Princeton President Shirley Tilghman described the elite colleges’ self-image perfectly when she told her freshmen last year that they would be the nation’s leaders, and she clearly did not have trophy wives in mind. Why should society spend resources educating women with only a 50-percent return rate on their stated goals?


Hirshman now directly addresses her reader:

…Educated and affluent reader, if you are a 30- or 40-something woman with children, what are you doing? Husbands, what are your wives doing? Older readers, what are your married daughters with children doing? I have asked this question of scores of women and men. Among the affluent-educated-married population, women are letting their careers slide to tend the home fires. If my interviewees are working, they work largely part time, and their part-time careers are not putting them in the executive suite.





The problem’s a complicated one. Ivy admits (for the sake of convenience, and because they’ve been studied more than other elite grads, we’ll restrict ourselves to the Ivies here) are, overwhelmingly, rich people; and the trend toward exclusively super-affluent incoming classes is increasing at most of these schools.

A rich person - male or female - doesn’t have to worry about money, now or ever. Male rich people, by and large, however, seem to resemble male non-rich people in feeling compelled -- through competitiveness, or desire for yet greater personal wealth than they have inherited, or attraction to power, or a decision to give something back, or hormones, or whatever -- to work, and work hard. So they are in the public realm, and some of them are making a real contribution. Female rich people, on the other hand, seem less compelled to work.

…Every Times groom [Hirshman followed couples who appeared in the New York Times wedding announcements] assumed he had to succeed in business, and was really trying. By contrast, a common thread among the women I interviewed was a self-important idealism about the kinds of intellectual, prestigious, socially meaningful, politics-free jobs worth their incalculably valuable presence.

[To begin solving this problem, women] must treat the first few years after college as an opportunity to lose their capitalism virginity and prepare for good work, which they will then treat seriously.


Already-rich elite female grads think of themselves as Lady Bountifuls, Hirshman suggests, promoting good cheer and right thinking in pleasant surroundings, primarily by lending these surroundings what Hirshman nastily calls their “incalculably valuable presence.”

They need to learn to screw, market-wise.






…At marriage, [the women featured in the New York Times wedding pages] included a vice president of client communication, a gastroenterologist, a lawyer, an editor, and a marketing executive. In 2003 and 2004, I tracked them down and called them. I interviewed about 80 percent of the 41 women who announced their weddings over three Sundays in 1996. Around 40 years old, college graduates with careers: Who was more likely than they to be reaping feminism’s promise of opportunity? Imagine my shock when I found almost all the brides from the first Sunday at home with their children. Statistical anomaly? Nope. Same result for the next Sunday. And the one after that.


Ninety percent of the brides I found had had babies. Of the 30 with babies, five were still working full time. Twenty-five, or 85 percent, were not working full time. Of those not working full time, 10 were working part time but often a long way from their prior career paths. And half the married women with children were not working at all.


So it’s about babies, right? Not necessarily.

…This isn’t only about day care. Half my Times brides quit before the first baby came. In interviews, at least half of them expressed a hope never to work again. None had realistic plans to work. More importantly, when they quit, they were already alienated from their work or at least not committed to a life of work. One, a female MBA, said she could never figure out why the men at her workplace, which fired her, were so excited about making deals. “It’s only money,” she mused.


That is, the whole money grubbing and market manipulating thing doesn’t work with a lot of these women. Why, for instance, are all the Harvard money men men? Because they love to play brilliant and convoluted games with other people’s money in order to yield sufficient funds for their institutions in order in turn to earn for themselves thirty million dollars a year in compensation. If they were women, these men might pause and say things to themselves like Why should I feel good about screwing scholarship students out of money by taking so much of this non-profit’s money for myself? They might ask Isn’t thirty million a year under any circumstances rather obscene for one human being? Such questions are the beginning of the end. They are the sorts of questions you ask when you’re not just a virgin, but a pussy.

Hirshman is concerned to toughen up women so they begin thinking like Harvard's money men. She starts by reminding them that

…The family -- with its repetitious, socially invisible, physical tasks -- is a necessary part of life, but it allows fewer opportunities for full human flourishing than public spheres like the market or the government. This less-flourishing sphere is not the natural or moral responsibility only of women. Therefore, assigning it to women is unjust. Women assigning it to themselves is equally unjust. To paraphrase, as Mark Twain said, “A man who chooses not to read is just as ignorant as a man who cannot read.”

……A good life for humans includes the classical standard of using one’s capacities for speech and reason in a prudent way, the liberal requirement of having enough autonomy to direct one’s own life, and the utilitarian test of doing more good than harm in the world. Measured against these time-tested standards, the expensively educated upper-class moms will be leading lesser lives.


But why pick on rich women?

….The privileged brides of the Times -- and their husbands -- seem happy. Why do we care what they do? After all, most people aren’t rich and white and heterosexual, and they couldn’t quit working if they wanted to.

We care because what they do is bad for them, is certainly bad for society, and is widely imitated, even by people who never get their weddings in the Times. This last is called the “regime effect,” and it means that even if women don’t quit their jobs for their families, they think they should and feel guilty about not doing it.

…As for society, elites supply the labor for the decision-making classes -- the senators, the newspaper editors, the research scientists, the entrepreneurs, the policy-makers, and the policy wonks. If the ruling class is overwhelmingly male, the rulers will make mistakes that benefit males, whether from ignorance or from indifference.





UD’s take on all of this is a little different. It bothers her sense of justice that many women from wealthy and well-connected families are taking seats in Ivy League classrooms because of that background and its advantages, even though - again arising out of those same privileges - they ain’t got no fire in their belly. She thinks scrappy middle-class women who’ve always assumed they’ll have to work, and who assume they’ll work in a real setting rather than some soft-lit good-works lounge, should be admitted instead.

Also - it’s not clear that by losing their capitalism virginity women “do more good than harm in the world.” Legions of male lawyers and money movers and lobbyists do more harm than good, but that’s precisely where Hirshman wants these girls to set up shop.

Still, I agree with much of what she says. I have no difficulty with a woman making a principled decision, after getting a good BA in the liberal arts, that she primarily wants children and a home. I have mucho difficulty with a woman who rushes aggressively and expensively onto an elite career track and then collapses in the first heat. She’s wasted a lot of money and a lot of institutional good will.

Friday, November 25, 2005

A QUIZ

BENNINGTON, Vt. --The school superintendent whose district includes Mount Anthony Union High School has labeled "inappropriate" and "irresponsible" an English teacher's use of liberal statements in a vocabulary quiz.

"I wish Bush would be (coherent, eschewed) for once during a speech, but there are theories that his everyday diction charms the below-average mind, hence insuring him Republican votes," said one question on a quiz written by English and social studies teacher Bret Chenkin.

The question referring to the president asked students to say whether coherent or eschewed was the proper word. The sentence would be more coherent if one eschewed eschewed.

Another example said, "It is frightening the way the extreme right has (balled, arrogated) aspects of the Constitution and warped them for their own agenda." Arrogated would be the proper word there.

Chenkin, 36 and a teacher for seven years, said the quizzes are being taken out of context.

"The kids know it's hyperbolic, so-to-speak," he said. "They know it's tongue in cheek. They know where I stand."

He said he isn't shy about sharing his liberal views with students, but invites vigorous debate in the classroom.



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UD was able to get hold of Chenkin’s entire quiz. It’s fascinating. It incorporates a number of even more hyperbolic statements America’s high school, community college, and college teachers have made of late.

The original authors of Questions 3 through 5, for instance, are Ward Churchill, Nicholas De Genova, and John Daly. See if you can match author and sentence!

(3.) “Real freedom will come when American soldiers in Iraq turn their guns on their (superiors, fascist death merchants) and fight for just causes and for people’s needs.”

(4.) “The only true heroes are those who find ways that help defeat the U.S. (military, totalitarian murder machine). I wish for a million Mogadishus."

(5.) “The (people, imperialist pigs) in the World Trade Center were little Eichmanns.”
This is a ...

...funny sort of article. It’s from Georgetown University and should make a blogster like UD happy, which it does, sort of, but at almost every turn I’m saying No…no…no…

Starts with the title:

The Cogs of Blogs


Blah. Then:

A generation of students even more "wired" than their predecessors will soon arrive at Georgetown and other colleges and universities across the nation in the next few years. And they expect to communicate -- academically and personally -- in ways unheard of even a decade ago.


Lose the scare quotes on wired. And why are we framing this in terms of what students expect? They come to the university with a faculty having its own expectations.

Evidence is starting to mount that this is a real phenomenon -- a March 2005 study by the Kaiser Family Foundation, for example, states that 32 percent of American youths between the ages of 8 and 18 already have created a personal Web site or a Web page. The study also shows that home access to the Internet for this age group has risen from 47 percent in 1999 to 74 percent in 2005.


Pedestrian writing style, to be sure, but no real problem here. Just stats.

One of the ways in which academia has responded to these changes is to reach out to students with the technology that is most familiar to them. The blog, for example, is beginning to change how academic information is communicated, and, in some instances, how professors teach and conduct research.


Again, it ain’t (or it shouldn’t be) about reaching out to students. The university is not the phone company. It’s about having thought about and evolved things, etc.

"All faculty want students to take more responsibility for their own learning," says Randy Bass, director of Georgetown's Center for New Designs in Learning and Scholarship (CNDLS) and an associate professor of English.


UD waves hand energetically. Bass ignores. UD waves hand obnoxiously. “Uh, yes, Professor Soltan?” “I don’t want students to take more responsibility for their own learning. That’s code for they get to make up the curriculum and shit. I’ll take responsibility, happily.”

"Tools such as Weblogs provide the ideal environment to foster that. I don't know anyone who uses blogs to substitute for the professor or course materials. What blogs do provide is a flexible and accessible space for students to play with ideas, turn them in the light, expand them through dialogue with each other, and make them their own."


Typical American over-selling. There is no “ideal environment,” buster. On the other hand, I like the “play with ideas, turn them in the light” image.



Let’s jump ahead a bit… Oh, here’s something:

"Blogging platforms are, from my perspective, more user friendly and, for an increasing number of students, more intuitive," Nexon says.

Faculty members also serve as guest bloggers, such as government professor Charles Kupchan for the Washington Note blog and law professor Peter Rubin for the American Constitution Society blog.

About 20 Georgetown professors have incorporated blogs into their classrooms, according to Maloney of CNDLS.


First time I’ve heard the phrase “blogging platform.” This guy is farther along, jargonwise, than I am. Have no idea what it means to call these platforms “intuitive,” though.



It’s a long article, and I won’t reproduce all of it, but it goes on to say a lot of wonderful things, actually, about the growing scholarly and pedagogical importance of blogs. To which I say yes.
WILDEAN II
[Scroll down for Wildean I]


[A]uthor and Cambridge graduate, Stephen Fry, has attacked [Cambridge’s] "ridiculous sense of elitism" and says it is full of "idiots who think they are in Brideshead Revisited."

"The best thing about having gone to Cambridge University was never having to deal with not going there," he said after receiving a honorary degree at the city's other higher education institution, Anglia Ruskin University, formerly Anglia Polytechnic.

'Stupid'

"That's the only advantage. Some of the most ineffably stupid people I've ever met went to Cambridge University, it's no guarantee of anything, it's pretty much a lottery."




Much as populist UD enjoys this sort of rhetoric, she must say it seems unsporting of Fry, whose recent spot-on portrayal of Oscar Wilde (here's Fry in a still from the film, sitting next to Jude Law, a dead ringer for the guy who played Sebastian Flyte in the BBC version of Brideshead) must have owed much to his time at Cambridge.

She also suspects he was trying to make Anglia Ruskin, formerly Anglia Polytechnic, feel better.
UD Didn’t See
This One Coming


DENVER - Former FEMA Director Michael Brown, heavily criticized for his agency's slow response to Hurricane Katrina, is starting a disaster preparedness consulting firm to help clients avoid the sort of errors that cost him his job.

Thursday, November 24, 2005

THANKS-
GIVING
POEM



The Sunlight on the Garden

The sunlight on the garden
Hardens and grows cold,
We cannot cage the minute
Within its nets of gold;
When all is told
We cannot beg for pardon.

Our freedom as free lances
Advances towards its end;
The earth compels, upon it
Sonnets and birds descend;
And soon, my friend,
We shall have no time for dances.

The sky was good for flying
Defying the church bells
And every evil iron
Siren and what it tells:
The earth compels,
We are dying, Egypt, dying

And not expecting pardon,
Hardened in heart anew,
But glad to have sat under
Thunder and rain with you,
And grateful too
For sunlight on the garden.

-- Louis MacNeice

Wednesday, November 23, 2005

A Little More on College Presidents:
Excerpt from an interview with John Silber.


[ For background, see UD {scroll down}. ]



Q: What was the moment like for you when the offer to [Daniel] Goldin had to be rescinded and the payout had to be made?

A: Don't exaggerate the payout. He had planned a coronation that would have cost a great deal more than $1.8 million. In the context of a budget of $1.6 billion, $1.8 million is not that significant. And just think what the university saved by the termination, because if it had allowed that contract to go forward, Goldin would have had a payout of, say, 10 times that amount, if they'd decided later to get rid of him.

Q: But the publicity fallout?

A: The fallout wasn't terrible at all. That has been manufactured by the press.

Q: But that's where the fallout always registers.
University of California's
Twelve-Year Lashing


Sad editorial today by the reporter who covered the last executive compensation scandal at the University of California:





PERSONAL PERSPECTIVE
Lessons not learned at UC
Louis Freedberg


WILL THEY ever learn?

The most depressing aspect of the recent revelations by my Chronicle colleagues Tanya Schevitz and Todd Wallack about the lack of transparency in awarding compensation to top University of California employees is that the university went through a similar nail-pulling experience 13 years ago.

In 1992, the university was thoroughly shaken by disclosures that the Board of Regents, in a series of closed door meetings, had awarded then-UC President David Gardner a "deferred compensation" and retirement package worth close to $1 million.

That included an annual pension of $126,000, adjusted annually for inflation, that Gardner, who chose to retire at age 58, would receive for life.

The revelations came during another period of financial duress for the university. During the three years leading up to the Gardner disclosures, student fees had risen by 85 percent. That was the last time student fees had escalated so rapidly until the most recent round of fee increases -- up 79 percent since 2001.

I covered the ins and outs of the scandal, which included publishing transcripts of a closed-door meeting at which regents schemed how to keep details of Gardner's compensation from the press. (As we later discovered, I and other reporters were waiting right outside the room where the regents brazenly discussed how to keep the information from us).

Revelation upon embarrassing revelation followed -- including how the university bought Gardner's house in Utah in order to facilitate his move to California and ended up losing $111,000 on the deal when it sold it later. Gardner didn't want to live in the president's house in Kensington, so the regents gave him a low-interest loan, plus a generous housing allowance, so he could buy a house in Orinda. It even paid for the property taxes on the Orinda property.

The scandal widened when it turned out that 22 other top officials of the university also received similarly secretive "deferred compensation" packages.

The furor reached its peak when then-Gov. Pete Wilson and Speaker Willie Brown showed up at a tumultuous special meeting of the regents to defend Gardner's severance package.

In his memoir "Earning My Degree," published last year by UC Press, Gardner tried to rewrite history by downplaying the seriousness of the scandal.

He blamed the media for its "unremitting, and unrestrained (mostly inaccurate) news reporting" -- even though he never once requested a correction for any of the dozens of stories I wrote about the furor.

In his memoirs, he paid me a backhanded compliment by describing me as "an intelligent and accomplished journalist." But, in a conspiratorial flight of fancy, he concocts a theory that has no basis in fact by suggesting my reporting was driven or manipulated by Ralph Nader, simply because I knew his sister Laura, an anthropology professor at UC Berkeley.

In his 432-page memoir, Gardner leaves out any mention of a lacerating 1992 report commissioned by the university by retired Legislative Analyst A. Alan Post, at the time perhaps the most respected fiscal analyst in California.

"The manner in which compensation issues have been presented, considered and approved during the last 10 years has been seriously deficient," Post concluded. "The imposition of secrecy (regarding executive compensation) appears to have become commonplace, becoming a matter of convenience rather than principle."

Gardner's memoir also neatly leaves out any reference to a 178-page audit by the state's auditor general, also in 1992, expressing concerns about questionable practices by UC officials, including first-class air travel, using university money to pay for a wedding reception and making charitable contributions using UC funds with no clear benefit for the university.

The auditor rejected the argument that some of these perks were paid for from "private funds." "Because UC exists as a constitutionally based public trust, it is an entity of the state," the auditor wrote. "As such, all of UC's funds are state funds and should be expended with similar regard for UC's responsibilities as a public trust."

After Gardner left, new UC president Jack Peltason introduced a range of reforms that promised more openness in disclosing executive compensation. The university, for example, pledged to provide full details of executive compensation to the Legislature and involve UC faculty in helping to set administrative salaries.

So what happened? Gardner went on to become president of the Hewlett Foundation and chairman of the J. Paul Getty Trust. Over time, the scandal faded in memory, and Gardner was lionized by his peers. A smart new addition to the Doe Library on the UC Berkeley campus was named after him.

The transparency promised by the university gradually become more opaque, making a mockery of the "reforms" adopted by the regents -- with the unfortunate results we have seen over the past weeks. As Jeremiah Hallisey, the retired regent who was Gardner's most persistent critic at the time, reflected this week, "If they have to pay these salaries, let's justify it in a public meeting, and let's have transparency."

It's pretty simple. A public university has no choice but to do its business in public.

That is a truism that the University of California has yet to fully embrace. It should not take a lashing from the public and the press every dozen years or so to force it to do so.


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UPDATE: Faculty majorly pissed.

Tuesday, November 22, 2005

Books That
Just Scream
BUY ME


[A Regular University Diaries feature]

Monday, November 21, 2005

McSWEENEY TOD

A concise plot summary.
Diversity Conundrum II:
Local Yokels

Diversity Conundrum I, you recall, was plaintively expressed by the Cornell University student representing her engineering organization at a campus diversity fair. The student reporter covering the event notes that

There was an incredible amount of diversity even within the groups [that had booths at Cornell‘s recent Diversity Fair], such as the Society of Hispanic Professional Engineers. It is not necessary to be either Hispanic or an engineer to join. “Our name deters people,” lamented Kathya Chiluiza ’05, a member of this networking group.


Diversity Conundrum II appears in the recent column of a fierce defender of all proposed diversity initiatives at the University of Washington, as he exhibits his ability to embrace fellow students of all walks of life:

Locally, yokel Ed Swan made headlines this past week when he claimed to be discriminated against by the Washington State University's College of Education for his "socially conservative" beliefs.

As the WSU College of Education places a particular focus on a teacher's ability to recognize and embrace diversity, and compassionately teach students of all walks of life, Swan's beliefs that "diversity is perversity" (found to be scribbled inside a book of his) as well as his own slights at diversity training and education, caused the College to threaten dismissal from the program.

Swan fired back with support from a so-called "educational freedom" group and the school backed off.
Speaking of metaphors...

...Neal McCluskey establishes and maintains one very nicely in this short essay about American universities.
Welcome,

O scrutinizers of Newmark’s Door. Scroll down to the post titled “The Economy of Scarcity” for my take on the new U. Va. course load for their economics department.
WILDEAN


Chasuble. I hope, Cecily, you are not inattentive.

Cecily. Oh, I am afraid I am.

Chasuble. That is strange. Were I fortunate enough to be Miss Prism’s pupil, I would hang upon her lips. [Miss Prism glares.] I spoke metaphorically. - My metaphor was drawn from bees. Ahem! Mr. Worthing, I suppose, has not returned from town yet?



******



The e-mail was sent to Rebecca Beach, a freshman at the New Jersey college, who had sent an e-mail announcement to faculty members about a lecture she organized Thursday featuring a veteran of the war in Iraq talking (favorably) about the U.S. role there.

John Daly, an adjunct instructor in English, sent an e-mail reply in which he said that he would ask students to boycott the lecture, and that “real freedom will come when soldiers in Iraq turn their guns on their superiors and fight for just causes and for people’s needs.”

[Daly said] the comment about soldiers turning their guns on their superiors was meant “in the most metaphoric sense.”
Well, say what you will…

…the merde’s definitely hit the ventilateur at Brown University over the SEX POWER GOD party (“The party was named after a lecture given on campus in the 1980s,” Brown‘s student newspaper somewhat pedantically explains. Brown holds a presumably more traditional annual party with the cornpone name, “Freshman Fling.”) and related events.

The university has decided, for instance, to “prohibit loud parties and other ‘rowdy’ social events in Sayles for the rest of the semester in response to Sex Power God.” Plus officials have emailed a letter to parents and alumni describing some of what they’re doing in response to events:

Student life deans are investigating student groups that organized last weekend's events, an ad-hoc committee will be created to review social event policies, administrators will review which types of events are suitable to be held in Sayles Hall and Assistant Professor of Psychiatry and Human Behavior Nancy Barnett of Brown's Center for Alcohol and Addiction Studies will lead a review of the University's alcohol policy.




(UD, always looking for the silver lining, found two things to smile about in the campus newspaper’s account of the ill-starred SEX POWER GOD:

(1.) "[Our campus group’s party’s cancellation] was a huge problem," said Michael Kum '06.

(2.) "That is a very important space on campus [said one official]. “There are portraits and … the organ that are very valuable to the University.”)

Sunday, November 20, 2005

myPED

UD’s intrigued by the latest higher education technology, a pocket-sized, professor-summoning device called the myPED. An academic version of the iPod with some astonishing innovations, myPED is an iPod upgrade which allows college students who do not wish to wait a month to hear a particular lecture on their iPod (desperate to keep students attending class at schools like American University, Purdue, Stanford, Hawaii, and Duke, where increasing numbers of them are absent because they can listen to all lectures on their iPods, some universities are now mandating that students wait a month to hear the lectures), the myPED gives students able to afford its $550.00 price tag a distinct advantage over peers forced to cool their heels for lecture content.

myPED or no, many university professors, in a bid to sell their in-class performance to customers who don’t have to buy it, have already been pumping up their pedagogy -- in the classroom (“These days, Purdue criminal-forensics professor David Tate makes sure every one of his live lectures includes key visual components like blood-spatter patterns or bomb-disposal techniques. Students who opt to listen rather than attend, he says, ‘miss a whole lot.’") and on their iPod tracks (“Some professors actually act more like DJs than Ph.D.s, composing musical intros, adding gong sounds, jokes and other aural cues to emphasize important ideas on the digitalized version of their lectures.”)

But with the myPED, the professor comes to you, anyplace, anytime. A version of the physician’s pager, the myPED sends a signal to professors who are “on call” (different universities have different blocks of hours during which faculty must respond to myPED calls) to deliver their lecture to myPED owners.

UD’s school, George Washington University, is still studying the myPED technology and deciding whether to introduce it. But UD is not waiting around. In order to assure bodies in seats in her classes, she now begins random classes (she thanks Purdue's David Tate for helping her think outside the box on this) with a short rambling account of her depressions, and then takes out a little knife and half-heartedly scratches at her wrists. All it takes, UD has discovered, is a few drops of blood for students to come back for more.
Under the Greenwood Fee

ACTA's blog covers the latest sordid developments at the University of California.

For UD's earlier commentary on this, go here and here.
A Mote it is to trouble the mind's eye …

…as it muses upon a world of overpaid university presidents:


“The first rule of being a president is never redecorate,” explains President Dan Mote of the University of Maryland, where he controls a billion dollar budget but “drives a 1998 Ford Crown Royal and works in a 50-year-old building with lots of problems,” a campus reporter notes. “Simply put, [the administration] buildings are old. Since being built more than 50 years ago, the pipes leak, the paint smells funny and the staircases resemble echoing psychiatric wards.”

Flecks from the paint seem to have made Mote mad. Listen to him rant!

“The administration building has to be functional ... but not too fancy and especially not new… If I was to put resources into buildings, they should be for labs and academic buildings. I think my office is nice.”

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UPDATE: David Foster, at Photon Courier, blogged a few months back on a related subject:



THE EDIFICE CLUE

Here's an unusual but intriguing approach to making investment decisions--specifically, deciding which companies in which not to invest. In Fortune (12/22), Donald Sull of Harvard Business School has this to say: "If I see a big, spanking-new headquarters, the stock's a sell. There's just too much shareholder cash sloshing around." He specifically cautions investors against companies possessing any of the following in their new headquarters: an architectural award for design, a waterfall in the lobby, or a heliport on the roof. When such things make their appearance, Sull believes, "Management is saying, 'We've declared victory, and now we're building a huge monument to our victory.' "

Thursday, November 17, 2005

More Trouble with Slate

Slate magazine, we can now conclude, is over UD’s head. Not only did she fail to get its recent essay about blogs (scroll down to "Blogoscopy"), but she also fails to get its more recent essay on literary theory.



The author seems to say that there’s always been something pathetic about English professors as intellectuals and academics. They’ve never known what they are, or what they’re supposed to do.

Indeed, no one knows what English professors are or what they’re supposed to do.

So for a long time English professors have simply consulted their particular literary loves and worked up courses about them. There wasn’t anything systematic or utilitarian about what they did in the university. They were adorable amateurs among the professionals, playing kittenishly with this text and then that in front of their students and in their written work. As a kind of afterthought, they’d work up some sort of legend about the literature they liked to make it seem central and important to their institutions:

No one knows what an English professor does. In waking up each day only to rejustify their entire existence — to jealous colleagues, to class-shopping undergraduates, to the administrative purse strings — professors of literature invoke the literary past in whatever way will most advance their own institutional self-interest.


This approach made English professors “suckers,” the author writes, because their fond passion for certain aesthetic forms meant they were susceptible to literary hoaxes like Ossian. And English professors remain suckers today in their more recent guise as literary theorists so enamored of anti-Enlightenment legends that they fell for the Sokal hoax.





English professors have always been suckers, then, except for one brief period: the heyday of deconstruction:

The English professor himself was slowly evolving. The key to that evolution was what is sometimes called "the linguistic turn." Language is of course the necessary medium for all advanced learning; but after Wittgenstein, the default position of the tenured philosophe has been that only within language can we order and experience human reality. If the English professor is the expert in charge of understanding how we use language—how metaphors shape history, how history shapes our metaphors, etc., etc. — he holds a position of enormous intellectual authority on a college campus.

For a brief period, climaxing with the reign of terror of the Yale Deconstructionists, the English professor appeared to have arrogated, not only all of literary history, but all possible knowledge to his own powers of interpretation. The English professor had completed the transition. He was no longer a sucker. He was now a con man extraordinaire.


Con man, because he was no longer the old sucker, “vulnerable to charlatanism and dupery” on account of his know-nothing love of Jane Austen. Now he knew that he understood language, the very medium of human understanding, better than anyone else.

Only he didn’t, really, or he got it all wrong somehow, but anyway he temporarily convinced everyone (hence, con man) that he had all this intellectual authority.




How are you doing with this argument? I’m having trouble. I think what would help me is the inclusion of the real con man who did in literary theory. It wasn’t Alan Sokal. It was Paul de Man, embodiment of that brief shining moment of the English professor’s moral, intellectual, and institutional authority. (He was in Comp Lit, but that's close enough.)

Anyway, the Slate writer concludes, literary theory is now dead:

These days, no think tank pundit would bother to denounce literary theory; its biggest stars, by way of generating some final headlines, have publicly disowned it; and no fresh cohort of terrifying intellectual charismatics has crossed the Atlantic to revive it.


The writer concludes elegiacally that

something was lost when the English department relinquished its status as the all-purpose intellectual nerve center on the American college campus. In its weakness lay its great strength: For not knowing exactly what an English professor does, the English department, though vulnerable to charlatanism and dupery, was also the last great repository for the nonutilitarian hopes of the university. [W]as it so wrong for a university to indulge one department whose time was spent agonizing over the entire mission of knowledge production itself? By never firmly establishing what it itself was for, the English department cultivated habits of withering self-reflection and so became one mechanism by which the university could stay in touch with its nonutilitarian self and subject its own practices to ongoing critique. Did the theory era produce bullshit by the mountain-load? Of course it did. But by allowing "literary theory" to turn into a pundit's byword, signifying the pompous, the outmoded, the shallow, the faddish, we may have quietly resolved the argument over what a university is for in favor of no self-reflection whatsoever.


UD does not remember literary theory in those days (she studied it with a variety of people at the University of Chicago -- including de Man, when he was a visiting professor there) as a fruitfully self-reflective, non-utilitarian sort of thing. She remembers it as involving one of two intellectual positions: either you took on what Harold Bloom called the “serene linguistic nihilism” of de Man (which was certainly non-utilitarian, but was also totally despairing about the possibility of our using language to understand and change the world), or you took on the ultra-utilitarianism (in the sense of subordinating everything to desired political outcomes) of the higher Marxism associated with Fredric Jameson.

So while UD loves the idea of English departments as great repositories for the nonutilitarian hopes of the university, she does not see how literary theory, even at its peak, helped them be this.
The University of California
Begins to Respond


From today’s San Francisco Chronicle [for background, scroll down to “Shelter Porn”]


After facing days of withering criticism, University of California leaders promised Wednesday to disclose more information about how much they pay employees.

"I believe we must stay competitive for the best people," said UC President Robert Dynes, who oversees the 10-campus university system. "But we also may be able to do a better job of telling people how we're doing that."

Specifically, Dynes said UC planned to make a number of immediate changes and form a task force to consider other reforms.

The changes come just days after The Chronicle reported that UC routinely pays employees far more than is publicly reported. In addition to salaries and overtime, UC spent $871 million last fiscal year on bonuses, relocation allowances, stipends and an array of other hidden cash compensation. And that doesn't include fringe benefits.

"As a public university, transparency and disclosure are very important," said Gerald Parsky, chairman of UC's governing body, the Board of Regents. "The ability of the public to support this university and the ability of the regents to support this university depend on a knowledge base, and it is important that we understand everything that is going on."

Specifically, Dynes promised that UC would:

-- Step up random audits of accounts used by Dynes and other senior administrators for travel, entertainment and other expenses.
-- Post more details online about raises and other salary actions, shortly after the regents approve them.
-- Give regents a summary of a person's entire proposed compensation package -- not just expected base pay -- when the regents are asked to approve a salary.
-- Provide regents with a summary of UC leaders' total compensation once a year, including outside income. Dynes said he wasn't sure whether that information would be released to the public.

"I don't know," Dynes said. "We haven't thought about that."

Dynes also said he had asked Regent Joanne Kozberg and Bob Hertzberg, a former speaker of the California Assembly, to head a committee to examine whether other policy changes need to be made to improve disclosure.

"This is a step forward," said Patrick Callan, president of the National Center for Public Policy and Higher Education. Callan said the proposals sounded constructive, though he said UC must still answer other questions about its pay policies.

Assembly Speaker Fabian Núñez, an ex-officio regent, said he had asked the legislative analyst's office for more information about UC's finances in the wake of The Chronicle articles that ran Sunday and Monday.

"There is a dark cloud over the university that we really have to reckon with, and it speaks to the question of transparency and honesty," Núñez said. "We have to ask the university system to take a closer look at what it does."

Meanwhile, some UC faculty have begun circulating a petition to ask the regents to appoint an independent investigator to examine the findings in The Chronicle series.

"There is a lot of outrage," said Bruce Fuller, professor of public policy and education at UC Berkeley. "Is the quality of the university really tied to attracting managers, or is it tied to attracting top faculty?"

The UC regents also received an earful of complaints at Wednesday's meeting that UC is awarding lavish compensation packages to administrators, while raising student fees 8 percent Wednesday and not giving raises to rank-and-file staff members.

"I have a child in community college, and I cannot send her to the institution where I work 40 hours," said Stephanie Dorton, a clerical worker at UC Berkeley's Boalt Hall School of Law. "We are the backbone of the institution, and if you don't pay attention to the people who keep this university running, it will stop running."

UC for the first time Wednesday provided a breakdown of the $871 million in other compensation that it awarded last year in addition to salaries and overtime.

The biggest chunk, $343 million, was earmarked for employees at the medical schools and teaching hospitals from clinical revenue. Another $172 million went for relocation allowances, fellowships and temporary work outside of employees' normal duties. The rest was split among a variety of other types of pay, including extra teaching and research ($147 million), severance pay and accrued vacation ($54 million), bonuses and incentive pay ($39 million), stipends ($30 million) and housing and auto allowances ($4 million).
Gevalt.

This chick plagiarized so many sources, UD is upset not to find something from University Diaries, or from UD's essays, on the list.
Quote of the day.

UCS members denounced the personal attack O'Reilly leveled against President Ruth Simmons when he called her a "pinhead." In an attempt to disprove O'Reilly's statement, the resolution lists Simmons' academic and professional accomplishments.




This statement comes from an article in today’s Brown University student newspaper, in which the reporter describes Brown’s undergraduate student organization grappling with the nasty things Bill O’Reilly did and said in regard to the recent SEX POWER GOD party at the university.

Thirty students who were at the party went to the hospital or Brown’s infirmary with drug and alcohol problems, “the highest number of students needing medical attention after a single event at Brown,” according to the university.

To make matters worse,

Saturday night's party followed several fistfights on the campus green and gunshots fired on the streets in the early morning hours after a fraternity party Friday night. Brown's public safety department said no injuries were reported. In addition, residents have complained to the university this fall, saying students throwing loud parties, yelling late at night and fighting in their neighborhood have disrupted their quality of life.


There’s a curious cultural dissonance to the students' response to all of this, especially given the absolutely mad abandon traditionally associated with the SEX POWER GOD party, which this year advertised itself by posting nude photos of current Brown students. Having had a video of the party broadcast on Fox (by a Fox employee who apparently was able to buy his ticket off the Internet), the students are now “offended and furious,” at O’Reilly’s “unbecoming” language, and at his “lack of respect for the privacy” of the party-goers.

Suddenly we’re Queen Victoria.

"Students get drunk and go to parties wearing practically nothing every weekend on college campuses across the nation. Why did O'Reilly specifically target Brown University?" one student asks, forgetting the gunshots, fights, and hospital admissions that made this particular weekend newsworthy.

The students propose “creating a council within the Ivy League to address future concerns about news coverage of prestigious, liberal schools that are targeted by conservative media.” Non-prestigious schools will presumably not be part of the council’s charge.
Blogoscopy Update

In his scary blog story, the Slate writer [scroll down one post], like so many on the subject, quotes the pseudonymous Ivan Tribble in the Chronicle of Higher Education in order to give plausibility to the claim that blogs harm academic job candidates and tenure-seekers.

UD has for some time wrestled with the ethical implications of what she’s about to do, but given the growing currency and credibility of Tribble’s anti-blog arguments, she’s decided it’s time to reveal who he is.

UD would have respected Tribble’s right to a pseudonym had it not turned out (she’s unable for now to say how she discovered this) that “Ivan Tribble” is in fact Mrs. Jeanne Spurrier, recently retired head of the Moline, Illinois chapter of the La Leche League.

Although expert in methods of breast milk expression and storage, Spurrier knows little to nothing about the realities of contemporary American academic life. What she does know seems to have been gleaned by listening to one of the new mothers - the wife of a local professor - she recently coached. A fierce enemy of all new technologies, which she sees as dehumanizing (hence her lifelong devotion to the goals of La Leche), Spurrier apparently became incensed on hearing about yet one more effort to disrupt “nature’s flow,” as she puts it in one of her unpublished writings (to be deposited at her death in the Rare Book Collection of the Moline Public Library).

Spurrier’s opposition to blogs, in other words, isn’t so much, as Tribble’s pieces seemed to suggest, about the defense of certain academic traditions - although this is how she argues her case, in order to gain an audience. Instead, her abhorrence is a small part of a vast abhorrence of virtually all technology.

How was the Chronicle taken in? Ask Slate itself. Their own Ivan Tribble was “Robert Klingler,” whose work they published until they discovered he was an imposter. This sort of thing happens pretty frequently, even at the most careful and high-profile publications.

Wednesday, November 16, 2005

BLOGOSCOPY



I don’t get this thing on blogs from Slate’s “College Week” collection of stories. It’s got a big ol’ scare headline - Attack of the Career-Killing Blogs - but cites no example of even career-damaging blogs written by up-for-tenure academics.

It starts with Dan Drezner’s recent denial of tenure at the University of Chicago and darkly hints that el evil blog done did him in. Then the Slate author waits until his very last paragraph to tell you that Drezner got another first-rate academic job at the Tufts Fletcher School (plus a good number of other offers) days after the Chicago thing. Here are the last two sentences of the scary career-killing blogs article:

How did Tufts learn he was available? They read it in his blog.





So, uh, the author gives no examples of jobs lost or threatened and gives one example of a blogger turned down for tenure (at the sort of school that often turns people down for tenure) who - in part because of his blog - lands dramatically on his feet.

As for the cultural and scholarly value of blogs, the author has this to say:

[A]cademic blogging represents the fruition, not a betrayal, of the university's ideals. One might argue that blogging is in fact the very embodiment of what the political philosopher Michael Oakshott once called "The Conversation of Mankind"—an endless, thoroughly democratic dialogue about the best ideas and artifacts of our culture. Drezner's blog, for example, is hardly of the "This is what I did today …" variety. Rather, he usually writes about globalization and political economy—the very subjects on which he publishes in prestigious, peer-reviewed presses and journals. If his prose style in the blog is more engaging than that of the typical academic's, the thinking behind it is no less rigorous or intelligent. …So, might blogging be subversive precisely because it makes real the very vision of intellectual life that the university has never managed to achieve?


In fact the real point of the article is to worry, reasonably enough, about how institutions might go about reviewing the scholarly quality of articles posted on blogs rather than in journals:

If anything, [emerging peer-review] blog-influenced practices … might reclaim for intellectuals the true spirit of peer review, which, as Harvard University Press editor Lindsay Waters has argued, has been all but outsourced to prestigious university presses and journals. Experimenting with open-source methods of judgment — whether of straight scholarship or academic blogs — might actually revitalize academic writing.

Monday, November 14, 2005

The Economy
Of Scarcity


Now here, in this earlier post, UD noted how long-suffering Brown University’s students are, as they routinely encounter multiple course cancellations at the beginning of each semester.

The Brown history department, for instance, recently cancelled thirteen courses (because of a “wealth of research opportunities,” its chair boasts). Political science, economics, and a number of other departments, while not as successful in pursuing research opportunities, also turned out impressive numbers of faculty dropouts.



But the University of Virginia goes Brown one better, boasting not only large numbers of professors who disappear from courses at the last minute, but an entire department - economics - in which no one teaches more than three courses a year.

So this semester, for instance, in the economics department, “two faculty members retired and seven other full professors announced their intention to go on research leave at the same time.”

Which meant cancelled courses, or courses taught by adjuncts.

But on top of that:


To lure and retain economics faculty members, the University has begun to offer additional benefits [to this department] not available to the faculty at large… . One such change includes cutting the teaching load from four courses a year to three because professors are attracted to the opportunity to do