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A professor of English describes American university life.
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UD is...
"Salty." (Scott McLemee)
"Unvarnished." (Phi Beta Cons)
"Splendidly splenetic." (Culture Industry)
"Except for University Diaries, most academic blogs are tedious."
(Rate Your Students)
"I think of Soltan as the Maureen Dowd of the blogosphere,
except that Maureen Dowd is kind of a wrecking ball of a writer,
and Soltan isn't. For the life of me, I can't figure out her
politics, but she's pretty fabulous, so who gives a damn?"
(Tenured Radical)

Monday, July 31, 2006

Extreme Heat Warning

Extreme heat's okay at the beach; but back here in 'thesda it's bad.

It's important to protect yourself. I recommend

Back in 'thesda After the Beach...

...I'm adding a few revisions to the manuscript -- The Return of Beauty to Literary Studies -- that a colleague and I have written. And I'm preparing to leave muggy DC once again in a few days, this time for our place in the wilds of upstate NY.

Slightly lighter posting, then, for a day or two.

Sunday, July 30, 2006

Vegetable Production

'In his latest salvo, Gundlach told The Birmingham News the courses he found on the transcripts he checked included weight training, organic gardening, vegetable production, performance techniques for the camera, keyboarding, adult education and sports in America.

Gundlach said athletes made higher grades in the courses he mentioned than they did in others.

"Their transcripts don't look like somebody's trying to get them an education," Gundlach told The News. "Their transcripts look like they're trying to keep them qualified. There's no coherent, intellectual development theme in this." '


-- the hunstville times --

Saturday, July 29, 2006

With the University of Minnesota
in Mind, Kansas Expresses Anxiety


'...Chances are, many athletic directors across the country are studying the Minnesota stadium situation and trying to figure out whether they might be able to swing a similar deal. Could KU’s Memorial Stadium, for example, soon be named for some bank or generous contributor? It’s not out of the question; look at the situation at Oklahoma State, where the naming rights were tied to the $125 million gift of Boone Pickens!

Considering the importance KU’s athletic director places on money, surely he is thinking about ways to put the name of some individual or company on the side of Memorial Stadium or maybe even Allen Fieldhouse. For $25 million, $50 million or $100 million, who knows?


...What is the sales value for the KU athletic department or the university itself? How long will it be before corporate naming rights are granted in the Big 12 Conference, and how soon will there be corporate names on KU’s Memorial Stadium and Allen Fieldhouse or Kansas State’s Bill Snyder Family Stadium and Bramlage Coliseum?

Look at the extortion tactics in Allen Fieldhouse and the skyrocketing price for basketball tickets. It doesn’t matter what a person may have given last year, because there is an annual re-evaluation of seat prices, and the highest bidder gets whatever seat location he or she wishes.

Increasing numbers of longtime KU academic and sports supporters are saying enough is enough. Some are known to have changed their wills and long-range giving plans to KU, but apparently, the administration sees nothing wrong with the high-pressure tactics. Who knows what the eventual damage to KU will be? Of course, most of those responsible for the gouging on KU athletic tickets and those who approved the plan will be gone when the next major KU capital campaign comes along. The damage will be done for others to try to repair.'

Friday, July 28, 2006

Here's One that
Made Me Sit Up
and Take Notice


From Oregon Public Broadcasting:


An Eastern Oregon University professor and a student say they were raped by a university administrator.

The alleged victims are suing the man, the university and the board of higher education for more than $200 million.

Director of Undergraduate Studies, Robert Davis, allegedly raped the two women on successive nights at a conference in Atlanta.

The plaintiff's stories are similar. They say that Davis forced himself on them after they'd fallen unconscious, possibly after being drugged.

Both say they woke up during the attack but were unable to fight back.

University officials say they've placed Davis on paid administrative leave during an internal investigation.

Attorney Martin Dolan is representing the plaintiffs. He says the suit names the university and the board of higher education because they ignored previous complaints and were lax in enforcing sexual harassment policies.

Martin Dolan: "At least in the case of one of the plaintiffs' cases, the allegation is that those rules were not sufficiently implemented."

The student plaintiff is suing for more than $107 million. The professor for just over $100 million.
READ ALL ABOUT IT

Of course, this is the unofficial, insider, blog version (the comment thread is amazing). The major media version is in the Boston Globe, from the marvelous education reporter, Marcella Bombardieri. She's currently lobbing missiles at one of MIT's most powerful scientists, Susumu Tonegawa.

He is the sort of target bombardiers dream about.

For there sits he in his extravagantly funded lab, intellectually astute and emotionally infantile, typing intimidating emails to a first-rate junior woman appointment whose research and presence he finds threatening. Could he not have known that Bombardieri would find a way to get hold of his little notes warning this woman she'd better not accept the offer because it'd make him feel all icky inside? Your "recruitment process was bulldozed," he tells the woman. If you come to MIT, "unpleasant competition will be unavoidable." But there's a bright side! "Fortunately, you have great offers from two other prestigious institutions. As someone who is fond of you, and as a senior member of the neuroscience community I honestly recommend you to take one of these positions rather than plunge into the hot pan."

The woman, who knows a member when she sees one, took a job elsewhere, but the story, which could not have been scripted better if it'd been assigned to Andrea Dworkin, has become public, leaving the senior member sizzling on the hot pan, and MIT, with its unimpressive record of hiring and retaining women scientists, constituting investigative committees and making official statements of distress, etc.

It's one to watch. Will MIT have the integrity to punish a man who brings in so much research money? It'll be interesting to follow this one, alongside the Shleifer case at Harvard.
There'll Always Be An England

American holders of bogus degrees are hunted down and punished; but in England it's still quite safe to pass yourself off as a PhD-holder, even if it's from a diploma mill like Lasalle University of Louisiana.

Hell, over there you can collect a great deal of money in court damages if anyone says boo about your doctorate, as hypnotist extraordinaire Paul McKenna just did.

Although there's abundant evidence that Lasalle is a mill, and that McKenna knew it, the judge, "who heard the case without a jury, said he could not accept that the newspaper had discharged the burden of proving that the sting of the words complained of was substantially true."

So if you're thinking of buying your next degree, buy it in the States, move to England, and all will be well. If you're lucky enough to attract some negative comment, you may even make your fortune.
From the Albuquerque Tribune

When it comes to New Mexico university presidents - two of whom were forced to resign this year before their contracts were even close to ending - isn't the silence just deafening?

Yet aren't New Mexicans entitled to some explanations?

Here we have, earlier this year, former University of New Mexico President Louis Caldera and now, this past week, former New Mexico Highlands University President Manny Aragon forced to empty their desks and take contract buyouts. But we don't really know why.

Obviously, there were unresolved conflicts between the two presidents and their respective boards of regents.

Obviously, the regents aren't talking, and neither are their institutions. Personnel issues are confidential, they plead.

Obviously, both of these men got attractive golden parachutes to make sure their exits had nice, soft, well-heeled landings.

And, obviously, the public - which pays the bills - doesn't have a clue what went wrong.
University of Wisconsin Professor
Contacts Police Over 'Sinister'
Grocery Cart


"[Kevin] Barrett ... claimed to police an abandoned grocery store cart on his front lawn was the work of [a neighbor] and amounted to a sinister 'message' to Barrett and his wife."

Thursday, July 27, 2006

Blogoscopie

An excerpt from a Herald Tribune article about the enormous popularity of blogs among the French:


The French distinguish themselves, both statistically and anecdotally, ahead of Germans, Britons and even Americans in their obsession with blogs, the personal and public journals of the Internet age.

Just why the French have embraced blogs more than most is anyone's guess, but explanations range from technical to historical and cultural.

Sixty percent of French Internet users visited a blog in May, ahead of Britain with 40 percent and little more than a third in the United States, according to Comscore, an Internet ratings service.

Likewise, French bloggers spent more than an hour in June visiting France's top-rated blog site, far ahead of the 12 minutes spent by Americans doing the same and less than 3 minutes for Germans, according to Nielsen/NetRatings.

More than three million Internet users, or more than 12 percent of those online in France, have created a blog, according a study released in June by the ratings agency Médiamétrie.

"You cannot be elected president of France without a blog," said Benjamin Griveaux, director of Web strategy for Dominique Strauss-Kahn, a former finance minister who in 2004 was among the first politicians to start a blog. "Blogs have not replaced traditional media, but they are absolutely necessary for every politician."

Some even harbor a faint hope that flourishing online discussions might curb the French population's penchant for taking to the streets in protest.

"With so many blogs, I'm hoping for fewer protests and strikes in Paris this fall," said Loïc Le Meur, a pioneer French blogger and European managing director of the blog-hosting company Six Apart. "If people can express themselves online, then maybe they don't need to block the streets."

French blogs stands out in other measurable ways. They are noticeably longer, more critical, more negative, more egocentric and more provocative than their U.S. counterparts, said Laurent Florès, the French-born, New York-based chief executive of CRM Metrix, a company that monitors blogs and other online conversations on behalf of companies seeking feedback on their brands.

"Bloggers in the United States listen to each other and incorporate rival ideas in the discussion," he said. "French bloggers never compromise their opinions."

They also passionately debate why they blog so much. One common explanation in the blogosphere is that there are so many French Internet surfers to begin with. Last year the number of French people online passed the halfway mark of the total population of 61 million, with 85 percent of Internet users in May using high-speed broadband at home, according to Médiamétrie.
Of Course UD Thinks it's Ridiculous...


...for students to refuse to read something their university has asked them to read. The group of freshmen at Clemson who, offended by the sexual content of Truth and Beauty: A Friendship, by Ann Patchett, are refusing to read the book (the all-freshmen reading selection for this fall) are being silly. And they've forced upon the university a silly solution, which is to insist that all students take part in the discussion of the text and submit assignments based on it... but, er, not read it if they don't want to.

UD finds the selection itself, and the justification for it, however, almost as silly. In choosing a way up-to-the-minute pathography of the booze-, heroin-, and sex-addicted writer Lucy Grealy (she died of an overdose), the university ignores centuries of better, more reflective, books that touch on its subjects.

Worse, in choosing the book because, as the head of the selection committee comments, "It's a book about a friendship between two young women that are just a few years older than the college students themselves....It causes (students) to think about issues that they are likely to be confronted with in the near future, and it offers the opportunity for some serious intellectual discussion," the university makes the mistake of pandering to the identities of students. The professor simply assumes it's commendable on the committee's part that it found a book that features people students will find similar to themselves.

Though, if you think about it, this impulse is itself misconceived in the context of the book. Truth and Beauty features the pumped up arena of hyperextremist personalities, gruesome psychoses, and intimate psychic violence that we've come to expect from pathographies. At most one or two unfortunates among the Clemson freshman class will confront such a horror.
From the sympathetic...

...but strongminded response the president of Duke University wrote to a letter he received from an organization of defenders of the lacrosse players:


"You also voice the perception that the University has been complicit in scapegoating members of the lacrosse team. I recognize the gravity of the charge, but I do not agree with it. It was the party that the men’s lacrosse team held on the night of March 13 that precipitated the subsequent avalanche of publicity and notoriety."
Realism and Surrealism

If you want to know why Europe's universities are a shambles, and ours are pretty good, it's partly because of people like David Brooks.

Brooks, on view in today's New York Times, is a realist. He doesn't think you should - like most European countries - throw money at your university system and then look firmly away from the results. He thinks Americans, for instance, should notice that despite all sorts of government money, the college graduation rate remains unchanged:


Over the past three decades there has been a gigantic effort to increase the share of Americans who graduate from college. The federal government has spent roughly $750 billion on financial aid. Yet the percentage of Americans who graduate has barely budged. The number of Americans who drop out of college leaps from year to year. ... Tuition tax credits and grants have not produced more graduates in the past and they will not do so in the future. Bridget Terry Long of Harvard meticulously studied the Clinton administration’s education tax credits and concluded that they did not increase enrollment. Sarah E. Turner of the University of Virginia concludes, “Very broad-based programs such as tuition subsidies or across-the-board grants to low-income students are likely to have minimal effects on college completion while imposing large costs.”



When Brooks turns to ways to actually increase enrollment and graduation, he gets all moralistic in that pathetic American manner the French are always ridiculing from the perch of their own surreal university system:

You have to promote two-parent stable homes so children can develop the self-control they need for school success. You have to fundamentally reform schools. You have to expand church- and university-sponsored mentoring programs and support groups.


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Update: Via Cold Spring Shops, Ezra Klein says something similar:

[T]he obsessive focus on college education bespeaks a certain cowardice and calculation in Democratic circles. College is a cost that primarily affects the middle class and the well-to-do but, particularly in the private context, is hefty enough that it can be burdensome for both. Talk of making it more affordable, while ostensibly aimed at subsidizing the poor, is really a poll-tested way to speak to the politically potent middle- and upper-income quintiles -- it's a way for the Democratic Party to speak up the income ladder, where the votes are.

The whole thing is a basically coded appeal, framed in terms of economic uplift so all can feel progressive while supporting something for themselves. If we spent one tenth the energy working on high school graduation rates, we'd have both a more powerful impact on the truly disadvantaged and a more significant impact on college attendance. The problem is, the middle class and the upper class aren't worried about their kids graduating from high school, and so talk of those problems doesn't resonate with large swaths of the electorate. And that all points to the underlying dynamic here and elsewhere in Democratic rhetoric: Progressives now try to address poverty in the context of the middle class -- they seek out economic issues which could aid the poor but have plenty of relevance up the income ladder. In doing, they ignore the most destructive and entrenched pathologies and problems, as those tend to be rather rare among higher income earners, and for that reason much more damaging to those caught in their grip. The ultimate problem here is that the poor rarely votes, while the middle class does, and it's damn hard for politicians to figure out how to focus the electorate on things that aren't their problem.



See also Matthew Yglesias:


[C]ommenters never agree with my college-skepticism. For starters, let me say I have no objection to increasing the number of college graduates in the United States. One thing I do worry about, though, is this. Right now a hefty proportion of kids do go to college. When you try to increase the number of college-goers by subsidizing college attendance, the tendency is for the vast majority of the subsidies to accrue to families that would have sent their kids to school anyway rather than to the marginal families who otherwise wouldn't have been able to afford it. Since college-bound kids come, as a rule, from wealthier families than do non-college kids, these schemes can often resort to upward wealth redistribution. The specific Clinton/DLC plan mostly avoids these problems, which is good, but I still think it's a strange thing for progressives to be prioritizing given that you can only focus on so many things at once.

The thing of it is that as you can read in Third Way's report (PDF) on "The Politics of Opportunity," Americans are already quite well-educated: "American students spend an average of 13.8 years in formal education—more than any other industrialized nation in the world except Norway" (see also Education at a Glance from the OECD). There's a real education problem in America concerning our large number of high school dropouts who, economically, end up doing quite poorly. But the economic problems we have vis-à-vis other rich nations -- rising levels of middle-class insecurity, enormous inequality, declining levels of social mobility -- aren't plausibly attributable to a shortfall in the number of people attending college. The statistics show that we have more people attending college than other countries do already.
Some of the Letters...

... the New York Times printed in response to Stanley Fish's piece arguing that professors should not advocate for positions in the classroom reveal what are pretty widespread misunderstandings of his point -- a point made by many other writers on universities, among them Philip Rieff in his book Fellow Teachers.

Two of the six letters the Times published, for instance, equate dispassion with lack of passion. They assume that unless a professor reveals her personal feelings about social and political issues, she will be a robot in front of her students. Here's one, from a Yale student (UD's comments are in parenthesis):

Students’ ability to learn from or to form contrary opinions to the teachings of an opinionated professor should not be doubted. (And no one doubts it. But this leaves open the value of the opinions. It is of course easy to form opposing opinions to someone who thinks the government did 9/11; the question is whether such an obviously stupid opinion belongs in the university classroom, represents a good use of serious university students' time. And note the repeated use of the word "opinion" in here. There are significant differences between an opinion and a reasoned belief, and the writer will elide them in this letter.)

Some of the United States’ best teachers have been and will continue to be those who hold and share strong convictions in their beliefs. (Now it's beliefs.)

So long as our professors don’t punish students for opposing views, nothing is lost in professors’ expressing their beliefs: nothing is lost except classrooms dead from intellectual boredom and hallways silent of enlivened debate. (Note that we've decisively moved from opinions -- which don't imply a reasoned ground -- to beliefs; and, more importantly, we've asserted that in fact the withholding of opinions/beliefs in the classroom creates boredom and silences debate. In fact, opinion/belief/conviction neutrality on the part of professors, combined with a demeanor of intellectual seriousness, allows students to feel comfortable contributing to discussion and to question their own insufficiently grounded but often very emotional opinions. Announcing your personal beliefs on your syllabus and then trumpeting them in class diverts the students' attention from the intrinsic value of various beliefs to your particular valuing of a particular belief. It's ultimately a form of narcissism.)

Inquiry without judgment is not the role of the American scholar. (Now we've jumped all the way from opinion to judgment. Reasoned and informed judgment of intellectual and political positions is of course the desired and difficult to attain outcome of education altogether. Maturation out of holding unexamined opinions and toward the holding of considered judgment is the crucial transition of the educated person. It is a difficult, slow process, and it is utterly short-circuited when a professor from the outset tells you what your judgments should be.) If our universities are truly to be places of learning and scholarship, and not of mere training or rote instruction (again the equation of dispassion with death), professors should be encouraged in their diverse and divergent views; college students should be trusted to make their own opinions; and our nation, a nation of ideas, should be left to benefit. (Again, we know students will have opinions; but are they "their own"? The nature of opinions among the young is that they don't represent considered, dispassionate, autonomous thought; and this is precisely the sort of thought that professors should model in the classroom.).


Another letter writer expresses the common view that it's impossible to present ideas dispassionately: "When Mr. Fish discusses academic freedom in the coming semester, will he miraculously be able to distance himself from his opinions, which are now part of public discourse?" It doesn't take a miracle to avoid pressing your opinions in the classroom. Does it take a miracle for a psychiatrist to assume neutrality in the analytic setting? A judge in the courtroom?

A third common attitude about all of this, expressed in a third letter, is the "everybody in -- the water's fine" approach, in which all ideas and opinions are cool: "[Maintaining] diversity within the idea pool ... increase[s] the chance of discovering what is actually true." That's so actually not true. That's the spurious defense administrators at Wisconsin are trying with Kevin Barrett. It's exactly the role of seriously conceived universities to have curricula which reflect rigorous selectivity relative to forms of thought worthy of consideration among educated people.

Wednesday, July 26, 2006

On Ad Hominem Attacks
as a Sign You're Getting Somewhere


Ann Althouse's current struggle with malicious commenters puts me in mind of this recent take on the Juan Cole controversy, at Chronicle of Higher Ed:


'At first the news that Yale had chickened out on hiring Cole alarmed me as a politically engaged professor who blogs. Fortunately, I got tenure in April, despite having an undistinguished and thus, perhaps, undiscovered blog. True, my scholarly expertise lies far from the life-and-death matters that we depend on Juan Cole to walk us through. Anyone who writes as well as he does about the Middle East, or any other bloody issue, is bound to attract low blows and ad hominem attacks. But my day may come. If it does, I'll know that I have made a difference.'
But hey. You're forgetting
the intellectual benefits.


“To make a long-term financial commitment to a coach whose (financial) benefits to a university may be negligible or zero is unwise.”
The sea is calm tonight...

Really, very Dover Beach out there at the moment, with a generous helping of mist over the water to make it eerie. A cat crept through the dune grasses as I gazed at the coast from the balcony.

Everyone else is deeply asleep after the exhausting Sound of Music Singalong at the Rehoboth Beach Convention Center. It's a long movie, and you're singing and yelling and waving edelweiss and blowing into a noise-maker a great deal of the time, so by the last third or so of the film you're in a stupor, dutifully booing each appearance of a Nazi, but without your heart in it.

UD's first Sound of Music Singalong, at GW's Lisner Auditorium, was even more physically demanding than this one. You got out of your seat and bowed obsessively along with the third-prize-winner at the Salzburg Music Festival, and you waved not just a bit of edelweiss, but also a swatch of fabric (for when Maria looks at or talks about the curtains from which she makes play clothes), and a popper to set off whenever Maria and the Captain kiss.

This was a good Singalong, though -- pretty well-attended (I'd hoped for drag queens, however, and there weren't any), lustily sung, amusingly costumed. The tension (intrinsic to Sound of Music Singalongs) between rock-serious SoMites and (probably slightly drunk) wisecracking ironists in the audience erupted at one point, when a woman in the row ahead of us shouted "Shut up" to a woman across the aisle who kept calling out lame, satirical things. But other than that, the crowd was friendly and happy and in its element.

Nicest of all, the Baroness was indeed the star of the show. Audience fury at her every appearance made the room feel like one of Orwell's Two-Minute Hates.

Tuesday, July 25, 2006

A Moveable Feast

My pilgrimage site, The Singalong Sound of Music, keeps following me around. Tonight, it's playing two blocks away, at the Rehoboth Beach Convention Center.

I seem to have talked everyone here -- Mr UD, kid (now safely returned from Brazil and Argentina), kid's friend -- into coming with me.





As always I plan to pay special attention to the evil
Baroness Shraeder. Maybe it's a girl thing, but she's
















always been my favorite.



Of course I shall provide up to the minute blogging of this event.
Juan Cole Rules

"The question [in a Chronicle of Higher Ed forum] is whether Web-log commentary helps or damages an academic's career. It is a shameful question. Intellectuals should not be worrying about "careers," the tenured among us least of all. Despite the First Amendment, which only really protects one from the government, most Americans who speak out can face sanctions from other institutions in society. Journalists are fired all the time for taking the wrong political stance. That is why most bloggers employed in the private sector are anonymous or started out trying to be so.


...Being in the middle of [debates on the Middle East], trying to help mutual understanding, is what I trained for. Should I have been silent, published only years later in stolid academic prose in journals locked up in a handful of research libraries? And this for the sake of a "career"? The role of the public intellectual is my career. And it is a hell of a career. I recommend it."

Monday, July 24, 2006

Shavian


Today's the 150th anniversary of George Bernard Shaw's birth in 1856.

He was as much a music critic as essayist and playwright, and one musical thing he said is: "It was from Handel that I learned that style consists in force of assertion."

The problem with the failed eulogy for William Lash that I looked at a few posts down is its lack of assertion -- its willingness to remain in a timid clinch with cliche.

But verbal and musical boldness is risky, because if you don't work very hard at it, it'll become bombast.
Alex Beam, in today's Boston Globe,
Stirs Sweet Memories for UD...


...of her time at Trump University. Beam writes:

One dreams of returning to the university. The tree-shadowed walkways. The shared goals of learning. The sexual and somatic adventuring. Ah, the student life.

In early May, I received an unsolicited invitation to join Trump University, which sounds like the kind of institution you might find parodied on the comics page. (In fact, it has been mocked in ``Doonesbury.") This wasn't like the letters my sons received when they were in high school, inviting them to apply to universities. This was an acceptance letter, a ``personal invite" from Donald Trump, contingent on my coughing up $40. Which I did.

You probably think I've been kicking back at my summer job bagging groceries while classes were out of session, but Trump U doesn't slow down. ``Focus is very important, and momentum," TU chairman Donald tells us in one of his many communications. TU is about learning, 24/7, with no shortage of face time with Himself. If you call watching little streaming video clips of Donald pontificating face time. Which, in a sense, it is. His face. Your time. Your money.

Here's what you get for the initial buy-in at TU: video Trumptalks on subjects like ``Dealing With Failure," ``Creating a Great Brand," ``Career Advice , " and ``Salesmanship." Sample pabulum: ``There's nothing like a great salesperson. I put them up with the greatest people in the world."

You also receive a subscription to ``Inside the Trump Tower," a newsletter chock full of windy little essays. I especially enjoyed the moronic outing, ``The End of the MBA is Nigh!" by business guru and self-promoter extraordinaire Tom Peters . It's a quick piece of nothing fluff that never mentions the author's own MBA from Stanford University.

All over the website -- because that's all TU is, a website (www.trumpuniversity.com) -- chairman Trump rattles on about the value of extramural ``education" like TU. To recycle the slur often directed at President Bush, Trump is a man who was born on third base who later made much of hitting a home run; his father was a successful New York real estate magnate and Donald has a graduate degree from the Wharton School.

Inevitably, he blogs: ``Britney [Spears] has seen better days. She performed four or five years ago at the Trump Taj Mahal and she was great. Now it seems as if everything's slipping away from her. Britney, don't let that happen. Don't let it slip away. Keep your head on straight." Can you imagine Larry Summers bloviating about Madonna? Maybe he should have.

And, of course, Trump's favorite subject is . . . Trump. In one of his homilies, he celebrates the Top Ten Books on Entrepreneurship. The first six books were authored by, yes, Donald Trump.

Another ``benefit" of matriculating at Trump U is receiving a near-constant stream of e-mails and occasional phone calls from TU staffers trying to sell you more courses. Shortly after I enrolled, TU president Michael Sexton invited me ``to purchase a remarkable audio/video course available exclusively from Trump University. For the first time ever, Donald Trump has created a complete eight-week course on how to get rich." I continue to receive invitations to enroll at TU, even though I am already a student. A slip-up at the dean's office, I guess.

I called Sexton, and he picked up on the first ring. From his office at the Trump Building on 40 Wall Street, Sexton semi-apologized for the blizzard of come-ons I'd been receiving. ``We want to get people to take the first step and enroll for a course," he explained. He said TU had ``perhaps been a little overexuberant" in hyping its exciting new products. ``We've had feedback that we should be cutting down on the touch points," which I am guessing is businesspeak for ``people have been complaining about the spam."

``We don't spam anybody," he insisted. Just hours after he said this, I received yet another spam invitation for me to join Trump University. I forwarded the e-mail to him, with the comment, ``Michael, if this isn't spam, what is?" I have yet to hear back, but I know how busy university presidents are these days.
Lots of Naming of Names...

...and making of lists and drawing up of petitions lately (see Ralph Luker's first two entries at Cliopatria today). There are, for instance, lists of professors who support Ward Churchill, and lists of professors who believe the United States government bombed the Twin Towers.

UD's happy to think and write about what it means that a handful of tenured and untenured professors in this country are tin-foil-hat conspiratorialists. She's happy to harp on the fact that more than a handful of tenured and untenured professors in this country support colleagues who've made careers of plagiarism and misrepresentation.

But not right now. UD woke this morning in a flood of light coming from her ocean balcony that seemed to announce the materialization of one of the major saints. By all that's holy, UD should be on the beach. And that's where she's going.

But she will leave you (before resuming blogging in a short while) with one
Thought For The Day:

University students owe it to themselves to select the best professors they can for their courses. Students are paying a fortune. They only have a few years at college. Their minds are terrible things to waste. Rate My Professors and sources like it are important. But lists and petitions are helpful too.

Sunday, July 23, 2006

Great Post at Grad Student Madness...

...a blog I'll be adding to my still unalphabetized blogroll, about Philip Rieff and Susan Sontag. Parenthetical comments UD's:



It was actually no surprise for me when both of them announced that we were living with the first generation of genuine Western barbarians at nearly the same time. There was a deep seriousness and even sternness to both scholars that transcended the simplistic political categories that divided them. Sontag was a leftist, and David Rieff, the son of both Sontag and Rieff, has described his father as being "to the right of Attila the Hun". But that doesn't really get at the truth of it. Rieff was certainly a conservative thinker, and perhaps one of the greatest conservative thinkers that American academia has yet produced. And yet, his strange and aphoristic writing seems to beckon the reader towards a life of patient and slow quasi-rabbinical study of high culture that leads away from all political struggles. Rieff and Sontag were both cultural mandarins... and so shared the same devotions (as the devout), and the same inflections long after their divorce.

Besides, Sontag's work is much more "culturally conservative" than most conservatives would admit, and Rieff's work is less "reactionary" than many on the left claim. It was no joke that he advised us to become 'inactivists' in his last interviews. A large chunk of his book Fellow Teachers deals with the cultural wreckage wrought by scholar/teachers who decided to become activists. [Scroll a couple of posts down for Stanley Fish's dive into this wreck.] And Rieff's style makes it extremely hard to pigeon-hole. Usually, you can puzzle through just what point he's making, but not quite know what his take is on it. He descibes the sacred/cultural world that we have lost, and the abyss we have gained, but you're never quite sure if he thinks we could return, and he says at various points that he wouldn't want to anyway.

Sontag's writing suffers from the same problems as Rieff's; it can be willfully obtuse and frustratingly self-contradictory. At times, one wonders just what she is getting at as well. Overall, I would say that she was the sloppier writer, and that nothing after Against Interpretation was quite as significant as those essays. But, when she was "on", she was one of the best essayists we had, and well worth studying still. I do think that his writing will be more important in the academy, but hers will probably have the wider influence. [Here's how I'd put it: Sontag's writing was often spectacular -- infused with intense life, like Jan Morris's. Even if her content was -- call it what you will -- elitist, hyper-serious, conservative -- the main thing conveyed was a rush having something deep to do with personal liberation, with an enviable, sensual, intellectuality, able to lay down long gorgeous verbal tracks. Rieff's writing, for all its social intelligence, lacked this quality.]

Kant once wrote that the genuine savage was not only unmoved by the sublime and the beautiful, but actively offended by it. Watching bored American tourists snarking at the sublime and beautiful art in the Louvre today, I was reminded of that line, and more amused than deeply offended. Both Rieff and Sontag would have been deeply offended: this is their charm and what can frustrate about their writings. But it's worth the frustration to read their works, preferably together.
"I'd be much happier if his American literature grade was higher."

Careers are at stake because winning is far more important to a coach's job security than graduation rates. In some places, those are not just the jobs of the coaches, but of the college presidents as well.

The idea that the football team wants to have a college of which it can be proud once was meant to be something said as a joke.

These days, there are times when it's difficult to see the humor.

Compromises are made. Athletes who are forced to be students are pushed through classes and leave their colleges ill-prepared for the real world.

Graduation rates don't change that.

What needs to be changed is the idea that every player in a college uniform is a true student-athlete. The NCAA needs to understand that it's OK to admit this.

No one in the stands for the Auburn-Alabama or Texas-Oklahoma game or even the Virginia Tech-Virginia game is going to watch a player score a touchdown and then say, "I'd be much happier if his American literature grade was higher."

Universities should pay these athletes or provide them with a vocational education or permit them to work somewhere on campus. They still would be part of the university community and still could represent the school on the athletic fields.



---richmond times-dispatch---

Saturday, July 22, 2006

Excerpts from Stanley Fish on Kevin Barrett

"...It is perfectly possible to teach a viewpoint without embracing it and urging it. But the moment a professor does embrace and urge it, academic study has ceased and been replaced by partisan advocacy. And that is a moment no college administration should allow to occur. ...

...[T]he number of viewpoints Mr. Barrett presents to his students is not the measure of his responsibility. There is, in fact, no academic requirement to include more than one view of an academic issue, although it is usually pedagogically useful to do so. The true requirement is that no matter how many (or few) views are presented to the students, they should be offered as objects of analysis rather than as candidates for allegiance.

There is a world of difference, for example, between surveying the pro and con arguments about the Iraq war, a perfectly appropriate academic assignment, and pressing students to come down on your side. Of course the instructor who presides over such a survey is likely to be a partisan of one position or the other — after all, who doesn’t have an opinion on the Iraq war? — but it is part of a teacher’s job to set personal conviction aside for the hour or two when a class is in session and allow the techniques and protocols of academic research full sway.

...[T]he question should be: “Do you separate yourself from your partisan identity when you are in the employ of the citizens of Wisconsin and teach subject matter — whatever it is — rather than urge political action?” If the answer is yes, allowing Mr. Barrett to remain in the classroom is warranted. If the answer is no, (or if a yes answer is followed by classroom behavior that contradicts it) he should be shown the door. Not because he would be teaching the “wrong” things, but because he would have abandoned teaching for indoctrination.

...While there should be no restrictions on what can be taught — no list of interdicted ideas or topics — there should be an absolute restriction on appropriating the scene of teaching for partisan political ideals. Teachers who use the classroom to indoctrinate make the enterprise of higher education vulnerable to its critics and shortchange students in the guise of showing them the true way."


New York Times
After the Deluge

Professor William Lash's murder of his son and then suicide left everyone who knew him stunned and speechless.

Now that a week or so has passed, one of his friends has written a failed eulogy. It is a noble failure, but it is a failure. The reasons may be instructive for those who care about writing.

Here's the piece, which appeared in the St. Louis Post-Dispatch. UD's comments appear in parenthesis.



WILLIAM LASH'S TRAGIC FINAL ACT
SHOULD NOT COLOR HIS MEMORY


[Already we're in trouble. It can and it should and actually of course it will. Most people never knew who Lash was. They will remember him only because he took a shotgun he had in the house and killed his son and then himself. Also -- the word "tragic" will be used quite a bit in what follows, but I'm not sure it's used legitimately. Calling something tragic sheds a sort of cosmic inevitability upon it, removing agency from the person who after all did the thing.]

Last week something so terrible, so senseless, and so tragic occurred that when I learned of it, I gasped for air. [Though a cliche, "gasped for air" is good, because it probably accurately describes the punched-in-the-gut reaction the writer had to this event. The larded up list of adjectives, however, does not work well, especially as an opening gambit in this essay, which clearly wishes to recuperate the memory of a man who was very good before his homicidal act. The redundancy on tragic weakens the impact of the word, and "senseless" is rather weak too. "Terrible" is good, and the sentence would have been stronger had the writer simply used that word, alone.]

In an apparent act of desperation and what I can only think was temporary insanity, one of the kindest, brightest, most articulate and effective policymakers I have known took his life and the life of his young son at their home in McLean, Va. [The problem with this sentence lies squarely in one word: "policymaker." After the shining list of adjectives, we expect something like "gentleman" or "friend." Policymaker is almost absurdly wonky, a rhetorical as well as emotional letdown.]

William H. Lash III should not be remembered for this terrible last act. [Again, this approach is rhetorically tricky. It comes very close to simply commanding the reader to do something, when, especially in cases like this one, you've got to do the hard work of reconstructing a character for a person.] In an all-too-short but brilliant career that took Bill to the halls of academia, corporate governance and government service, he left a mark on everyone and every effort he touched. [In general, this essay has too many cliches -- phrases like "the halls of academia" -- and they just won't do when the circumstances are so horribly out of the ordinary.]

Bill distinguished himself effortlessly. In the 1980s, after receiving undergraduate and law degrees from Yale and Harvard universities, and clerking for a New Jersey Supreme Court justice, Bill served as counsel to the chairman of the International Trade Commission in the Reagan administration, beginning his successful and important work in public policy that would span the next two decades. As a law professor in the 1990s at both St. Louis University and George Mason University, he was known by students and colleagues alike for his engaging, accessible personality and his exceptional legal scholarship. In 2001, Bill was appointed assistant secretary of commerce in President George W. Bush's administration, where he served with distinction until last year when he returned to George Mason to resume his duties teaching law. [This reads like the blandest resume summary. Again, the writer is trying to do something important -- to resuscitate the good of a man -- but he hasn't been able to make his writing important.]

He also served as a senior fellow at Washington University's Center for the Study of American Business (now the Weidenbaum Center), where it was my privilege to work with him for several years on the center's international research. At the center, Bill's research in the area of international trade received wide attention both in the media and policy circles, leaving an indelible mark on the policymaking of the day.

Every individual that I have spoken to this week who knew Bill has expressed the same stunned sense of disbelief over this terrible tragedy. [Again, note the recycled words.] Everyone who knew him remembers Bill's incredible devotion to his son, Will, making this event all the more difficult to accept and comprehend.

There is no understanding Bill's last desperate act. Anyone who was lucky enough to know him can only hang their head in sadness and pray for him, his young son, his wife, Sharon, and their entire families.

But William H. Lash III also led a good and decent life [This is by far the best phrase in the piece - simple, powerful, right to the point. Slightly rewritten, it should have been the first sentence.] before his final, inexplicable and terrible moments. He enriched and touched the lives of many with his brilliance, character, and easy charm.

That is the Bill Lash that I will try to remember.
"He's the kind of guy who never lets anyone forget he has a Ph.D."

"Such vitriolic ranting is over the top, even by the ever-declining standards of talk-radio decorum. Yet, in this time of war fever and hyperpatriotism, inflammatory rhetoric draws conservative ditto-heads and liberal rubberneckers alike," wrote a Salon reporter a couple of years back about Michael Savage, and, whatever the politics of UD, she is indeed, from her Rehoboth Beach apartment, rubbernecking.

More broadly, when she's on vacation in the US, or when she's at her house in upstate New York (where she'll be soon), UD watches a little tv (longtime readers know UD has no tv in her 'thesdan house) and listens to a little talk radio (but only when making meals, and only when she can't get NPR to come in clearly).

It's true that UD has gasped and laughed a lot, listening to Savage, who sounds like every neurotic Jewish blowhard UD ever dated or had in her family....Neurotic? There's a psycho-something in Savage that distinguishes him from this group...



With her interest in universities, UD has taken note of Savage's quest for intellectual respectability:

'He currently gripes that no institute of higher education would hire him, despite his qualifications. "I discovered I could not gain a professorship even after applying many times," he writes in The Savage Nation. "My crime? I was a white male."'


UD's stumbled over a lot of white males at universities. Savage's problem is he's one dumb fuck.
Erin O'Connor's...

...fascinating series of posts on boarding schools continues this morning. She talks about important differences in motivation among parents who put their children in these sorts of schools.
More on Auburn

"Gundlach's whistle blowing [he's the Auburn professor who uncovered the sociology department's Directed Reading scam] attracted the attention of a congressional committee. He claims committee members are looking at doing away with the tax exempt status of college sports because there seems to be evidence that athletes who get scholarships don't get a college education."

Well, who knows if Gundlach's on to anything at all in this claim. What interests UD is the simplicity of the thought:

1.) Taxpayers are paying for college educations.

2.) College educations are not being received.

3.) Congress will therefore stop asking taxpayers to pay for college educations.

Sure, a certain percentage of taxpayers doesn't give a shit about this, happy to subsidize jocks who are enrolled by universities and jollied along, rather in the way Barney the dinosaur jollies along the kids who dance and sing with him in his tv studio. But other people can be made to see and resent this use of their money.



Anyway, now that Auburn's again been caught with its head up its ass, it must try to assume a more dignified posture. Its interim president is quoted:

"Dr. Richardson says the university is not waiting until the [internal] investigation is complete to take action. He says, 'I want to ensure that every course at Auburn is taught with the academic rigor that students should expect and they deserve.'"


It takes a lot more than a weak interim president at a place proud of being a sports factory to inaugurate academic rigor. As Auburn bids a sad farewell to Professor Petee's directed readings, it will soon enough find another way to game things.
"Fundamentalism in the Southern Baptist form is incompatible with higher education... In fundamentalism, you have all the truths. In education, you’re searching for truths."

A Baptist theologian, quoted in today's New York Times, makes the essential distinction between education and indoctrination.

Growing numbers of Baptist colleges, reports the Times, are severing official and monetary ties with the church, as the church, more and more fundamentalist, attempts to control course content. It's like that rebellion at Patrick Henry College -- despite caricatures of religious colleges from the left (colleges on the right have their matching caricatures of the left), there's in fact plenty of evidence that many self-respecting religious colleges and universities -- the type that'd like a Phi Beta Kappa chapter and that sort of thing -- tend to evolve toward becoming more secular institutions out of simple respect for the truth.

Or, as a student at a now-independent Baptist college says in the article: “It’s good to go to a college that’s religious, but it doesn’t really matter to me.... What matters to me is getting my education."

Friday, July 21, 2006

Scenes from the Argentine

This is the tango performance UD's kid took in
last night (very late last night) in Buenos Aires.
















Note the bright young heads bobbing about
in the photo's foreground. She's in there
somewhere.
Off-Board

“Boarding school enrollment dropped from about 42,000 in the late 1960’s to 39,000 in the last school year - even though, according to the Census Bureau, the population of 14- to 17-year olds was more than 1.5 million higher in 2004 than in 1968," wrote an opinion writer in the New York Times awhile back. (Here's an earlier UD post dealing with the piece in greater detail.)

Erin O'Connor, who recently spent a year teaching in such a school, helps explain the decline:


The boarding school where I taught during the 2004-05 school year was accredited--but this was hardly a guarantee of quality, or even of responsibility on the part of the school. This school cost more than $32,000 a year, which is the going rate for boarding schools in New England and elsewhere around the country. That's a price tag that creates some entirely reasonable expectations; one imagines, if one is mortaging one's future to send one's child to such an institution, that for $32,000, one's child will have access to one hell of an education, one that far surpasses, in quality and variety, what's available at the free public school just down the road. But in schools as in other commodities, price tags are really only price tags, and all they tell you is what the market rate is for the commodity at hand. That's one of the many things I learned during my year teaching at a very expensive, but very academically weak school.

I won't name the school, since it's not my goal to cause problems for the school itself, and since it is my goal here to use my experience at the school to point to larger issues with the private school system. But I will give some particulars, just to explain what I mean when I say the school was academically inadequate. I say that the school was academically inadequate because it employed teachers to teach subjects that they were not able to teach. There were some excellent teachers there--but they were outweighed by the bad ones. There was a biology teacher who also taught introductory Spanish--but who did not speak Spanish, could not read or write Spanish with any real skill, and had no idea how to teach a foreign language; her worksheets and quizzes were riddled with errors because her own grasp of the language was so weak. There was an English teacher who also taught algebra one and two--but who could not actually explain the principles behind the math, and who, by the end of the year, also could not solve the homework problems assigned in the textbook. Because the school failed to employ a competent algebra teacher, large numbers of students lacked the skills to go on to pre-calculus. There was a U.S. history teacher who taught current events and leftist ideology rather than history proper. Because there was no set English curriculum and no real training in writing (one teacher actually devoted substantial time to having students write and illustrate comic books), the school graduated functional illiterates with depressing regularity. The SAT scores for students at this school were ludicrously low. They did not reflect students' intelligence, but they did reflect the poverty of their educational experience.

For $32,000 a year, parents were paying for a school that probably did more to harm their children's chances of going on to a good college than not. Worse, the parents did not seem to have the faintest idea that this was the case. The students at the school were, by and large, quite happy there (though many of them would tell you, with a frankness peculiar to teenagers, that they knew it wasn't a real school they were attending). There was much that was wonderful about the school apart from its abysmal academics--and parents, seeing their children happier than they had been at their previous school, and admiring the excellent arts program, the work program, the good cooking, and the school's pastoral setting, assumed that all was well. Teenagers don't tend to talk much to their parents about the daily details of their lives if they can avoid it; they especially don't tend to talk much about what they are learning in class; and the parents of boarding school students are exceptionally cut off from those kinds of details. The happiness of the kid and the price tag stand in as proxies for quality of education. It was scary to see how willing this school was to flush students' opportunities; scary, too, to see how trusting parents were, and how misplaced their trust was.


Is it trust, UD wonders, or a kind of benign indifference? The parents can get on with their busy lives without the bother of a kid at home, etc. The New York Times writer points to some other problems:


The self-containment of boarding schools can create terrariums of privilege in which students develop a skewed sense of money and have a hard time remembering that, in fact, it is not normal to go skiing in Switzerland just because it's March, or to receive an S.U.V. in celebration of one's 16th birthday. At, for example, Choate Rosemary Hall - one of many boarding schools starting classes this or next week - room, board and tuition for 2005-2006 is $35,360. If, as Choate's Web site explains, 27 percent of students receive financial aid, that means the other 73 percent come from families that are, by just about any standards except perhaps their own, very rich. Even when these schools hold chapel services espousing humility and service to others, it's the campus facilities - the gleaming multimillion-dollar gymnasium, say - that can send a louder message.

...It's hard not to wonder: in a world of horrifying inequities, at what point do these lavishly maintained campuses go from enriching and bucolic to just obscene? Can a student living on such a campus be blamed if, logically working backward, she starts to think her access to such bounty must exist because she deserves it? It is this line of thought, I suspect, that gives rise to the noxious attitude of entitlement and snobbishness that is simultaneously less common than pop-culture depictions of boarding school would have you believe and also not that hard to find.

For me, the question isn't why parents wouldn't send a child to boarding school as much as why they would. Unless there are either severe problems at home or flat-out terrible local schools, I don't see the point. Even in the case of terrible schools, I'm not convinced that parents can't significantly augment their children's education. Among the advantages of boarding school are opportunities for independence, academic stimulation, small classes, peer companionship and the aforementioned campus beauty - but every single one of these opportunities is available at dozens of liberal arts colleges, so why not just wait a few years until the student will better appreciate such gifts and save $140,000?
Alan L. Contreras...

...is already one of UD's heroes for his diploma mill busting activities. Now he's written a very smart opinion piece for today's Inside Higher Ed on another subject. And he knows what he's talking about, because he lives down the street from the notorious University of Oregon.

Here's an excerpt:

Anyone interested in actual improvement of the presence of good nonwhite faculty in our universities needs to take certain steps at their schools. Do not allow the hiring of more bureaucrats to gasp in predictable horror at the way things are. No more Assistant Vice-hand-holders in the bower of ethnic unhappiness. Forget all the false storefronts and unseemly fawnings that are the usual pewter trade beads of minority recruiting.

Start the laborious process of dragging recruitment out of the clinging vines of the H.R. people and back into the hands of departments. Accept the possibility that an imperfect process can lead to a perfect result. College leaders need the ability to go outside the standard hiring process to support and attract the best faculty, including minority faculty. They should also have the flexibility to flag potential scholars early in life and use university resources to assist them in their long-term goal of joining the professoriate.

Plan ahead a generation. Work ahead a generation. Figure out who of color in your local schools has the potential to be a good professor. Get rid of your highly paid and symbolic chief diversity officers. We all know that they accomplish little. This is not their fault; their jobs are inherently impossible. Respect can’t be legislated, it must be earned. Use that money to hire a brace of heat-seeking twenty-somethings to systematically find the most academically promising minority 10-year-olds in likely and unlikely places, and track and support them for a decade or more, as your university’s scholars-in-waiting. Consider advance long-term contracts with the best doctoral students. Be bold.

Let the word diversity lie fallow until something meaningful can grow from its good soil. Let the words affirmative action not be spoken until they mean action that is affirmative again.
WHACK-A-MOLE


"Legalize It

As long as the demand for winning is strong, college football teams will figure out ways to beat academic requirements

by Randy Horick

...For [one Auburn player], the Directed Readings course was a football godsend. With just five or six weeks left in the semester, Professor Thomas Petee agreed to work with him on a program of individual study. Langenfeld says he met several times with Dr. Petee. He had to read one book (the title escapes him now) and write one 10-page paper. Not only did Langenfeld get his credits and play against Virginia Tech in the Sugar Bowl, he was one of less than 17 percent of the 120 students who took the course with this professor to earn a B. All but 2 percent of the rest earned A’s.

Eighteen members of Auburn’s football team studied individually in this way with Professor Petee, who says he managed his Herculean workload mostly through emails to his pupils. The footballers accumulated an average GPA of 3.31 in the Directed Readings courses, compared to 2.14 in their other courses at Auburn that year.

Ever since Gordon Gee and his reform-minded friends scolded the NCAA into revamping the rules governing athletes and academics, schools have had to work harder and be more creative. For example, players can no longer load up on courses like Basketweaving, AIDS Awareness, Walking 101 and Jim Harrick Jr.’s Fundamentals of Basketball (whose final exam asked students to enumerate, among other things, how many halves are in a basketball game and how many points a three-point shot is worth). Now, student-athletes have to take mostly real courses and make annual progress toward a degree. If an insufficient number of them make the grade, then the football program starts losing scholarships.




That’s what makes courses like Directed Readings in Sociology so alluring. The 18 players in Professor Petee’s class—including Cadillac Williams, who signed a football for the good doctor—contributed to the team in more ways than one. With their A’s and B’s, they helped raise Auburn’s official APR (Academic Progress Rate).

In fact, for the past two years (the only ones for which the NCAA has data under the new system), Auburn has scored a 981 on the APR. That puts it first in the SEC and, more amazingly, fourth among all Division I-A football programs, ahead of Duke and narrowly trailing only Stanford, the Naval Academy and Boston College.

According to the NCAA’s principal research scientist, cited by the Times, Auburn’s high score should translate into a graduation rate of 76 percent for players on the 2003 and 2004 football teams. Auburn’s actual graduation rate? Only 48 percent. (By comparison, Vanderbilt, which led the SEC, graduated 88 percent of its players during those years, followed by Mississippi State with 60 percent. Tennessee (with 38 percent), Kentucky and Arkansas claimed the hind teats.)

Given such a disparity between the APR and the graduation rate, NCAA officials might visit Auburn to examine just how the numbers were crunched. Maybe they’ll find that some Enron accountants were keeping the books. Maybe they’ll also want to investigate whether Professor Petee was on the faculty at Florida and Ole Miss as well. Both of those football programs outscored Vandy on the APR, yet had graduation rates below Auburn’s.




None of this should be surprising to anyone with experience involving campaign finance or IRS audits. In fact, it was almost as predictable as the sunrise. Everyone but the would-be reformers seems to understand that the NCAA is engaged in an endless game of whack-a-mole. Close one loophole and the people in the football business will just find another one. Even though whistleblowers in Auburn’s Sociology Department have helped derail Professor Petee’s gravy train—which certainly did not account for the football program’s sterling APR all by itself—does anyone doubt that there will be no scarcity of other shortcuts for players who need respectable grades? [If UD may be permitted to butt in here: This paragraph is the most important one in the piece -- and it's a pretty well-written piece -- but notice how the writer goes, er, off the rails in terms of mixed metaphors. The whack-a-mole thing is fine, but then we get loopholes on a gravy-train being whacked...]

You can understand why some people in the drug enforcement business begin to think legalizing drugs is a good idea. As long as the demand is strong, the supply will follow.

Among alums and fans, the demand for winning football is stronger than heroin. Until alums place a higher priority on academic integrity than on winning games, reform efforts won’t be any more successful than drug interdiction at the border. And fan priorities show no sign of changing.

So maybe it’s time to legalize it all. Instead of trying to add new rules, perhaps the schools that are sticklers for academics should quit the NCAA and give up all the money that goes with it. The schools that want big-time football businesses should be free to admit anyone they choose, pay them what they choose and let classes be optional."

Thursday, July 20, 2006

A Sportswriter from Texas...

...discusses Auburn:

[T]he story was greeted with great disdain in Auburn and with considerable laughter in other SEC locales like Tuscaloosa, Ala., and Knoxville, Tenn. But if you looked deeper, you would find that even those rivals who got a kick out of seeing the Tigers embarrassed were a bit nervous themselves.

Why?

Because they are all afraid their team is going to be next.

One of the most peculiar things about college athletics — and sports in general — is that even the most diehard fans watch the games with the nagging suspicion that everyone — even their team of choice — is cheating. Whether it's happening or not, many of them accept this as a necessary evil, even if they would prefer to ignore it and hope no one else notices.

Let's say you're an alumnus and supporter of University X. And let's say you take a trip back to the town of your alma mater and see the kid your school just signed to play quarterback driving past campus in a new Escalade.

Are you simply excited to see a young superstar in person? Or is your first reaction to think, "Gee, I hope no one tries to find out how he paid for that?"

These are answers that everyone deserves but nobody really wants. This is the reason most people aren't interested in the Auburn story, just like they aren't particularly riveted by the Barry Bonds controversy.

After all, if those pesky reporters can nail the single-season home run king, then they might be able to nail my guy too, right?

This is why many people always will hate sportswriters more than political scribes. After all, the charm of politics is the corruption, the lying, the infighting. Sports are supposed to be the respite from all that madness, and the journalists who bring the ugly stuff to the forefront are ruining the fun.
Finally, A Distraction
From Duke Lacrosse


From the Winston-Salem Journal:

Three Duke football players were dismissed from the program yesterday by Coach Ted Roof and a fourth, starting quarterback Zack Asack, was suspended and will miss the 2006 season because of a serious academic infraction.

The players dismissed were Andreas Platt, Deon Adams and Joe Suder. Platt, a 6-2, 200-pound strong safety, is from Greensboro and played at Jamestown's Ragsdale High School, and Adams, a 6-1, 195-pound receiver, is also from Greensboro, where he played at Smith High School.

Platt would have been a third-year sophomore after being redshirted in 2004 as a freshman. Adams would have been a senior. Suder is a 6-6, 340-pound defensive tackle from Reno, Nev., who redshirted last season as a freshman.

Duke athletics officials said that the three players were dismissed for violating team regulations. Platt, reached at home last night, wouldn't say what led to his dismissal. A DWI charge at least contributed to the situation.

Platt was found guilty of the charge in January in Orange County District Court for a July 16, 2005, minor traffic accident in Chapel Hill.

"I ain't got nothing to say," Platt said. "I ain't worried about nothing. It was just a mutual agreement that it was time for a change. I'm going to another school."

Platt said that he plans to continue his education and football career at Western Carolina.

Platt played in 11 games at Duke and had 15 tackles. Adams played in 27 games and caught 12 passes for 125 yards.

Asack was suspended for plagiarism and will not be able to attended classes in the coming academic year. School officials said that he will be eligible to return to school and to the football program in the summer of 2007.

"I made a mistake and am remorseful," Asack said in a prepared statement released by Duke. "I take full responsibility for my actions. I wish the team well and look forward to returning next summer. I love it here at Duke."

Asack would have been a sophomore this season. He started six of the Blue Devils' final seven games last season and finished the season with 966 passing yards. He completed 50 percent of his passes and had five touchdown passes. He was intercepted eight times.

Asack's absence will likely thrust rising sophomore Marcus Jones into the starting quarterback role. The only other recruited quarterback in the Duke program next season is incoming freshman Thaddeus Lewis.

Roof said that the Blue Devils will move forward and try to offset Asack's absence in the coming season.

"Sometimes great young men make poor decisions and that is the case in this situation," Roof said in a prepared statement.

"While I certainly don't condone his actions, I have been impressed with the manner in which Zack has handled this issue.

"I fully support Zack and am confident that he will grow in many areas as a result of this situation.

"When you are part of a family and make an uncharacteristic mistake, you are not kicked out of the family. Zack will remain part of the Duke football family and will be supported by everyone in our program."
Plagiarist vs. Plagiarist

Just like that Mad magazine feature, Spy vs. Spy, you've now got disgruntled plagiarists ratting on other plagiarists. It's an interesting cultural development, only possible when plagiarism is endemic.

And it's funny when the plagiarist is the chancellor of a university, and he plagiarized from the President of the United States plus Martin Luther King:


The chancellor of Southern Illinois University at Edwardsville has been accused of plagiarizing parts of a speech from, among other sources, remarks by President Bush.

In a written statement issued on Wednesday, the chancellor, Vaughn Vandegrift, said he "relies heavily on his staff" to write his speeches. "I approved the speech, and I take full responsibility for its content," the statement said. "If mistakes were made, we will take steps so that it doesn't happen in the future."

The chancellor delivered the speech in February at a luncheon celebrating Martin Luther King Jr.'s birthday. In the speech, Mr. Vandegrift said the following: "For generations, African-Americans have strengthened our nation by urging reforms, overcoming obstacles, breaking down barriers, rising above injustice, and enriching our society."

That language is nearly identical to a passage in a 2003 speech by President Bush: "For generations, African-Americans have strengthened our nation by urging reforms, overcoming obstacles, and breaking down barriers. We see the greatness of America in those who have risen above injustice and enriched our society."

Another 19-word passage in Mr. Vandegrift's talk appears to have come almost verbatim from the Web site of the King Center, in Atlanta.

The similarities were found by a sister of Chris Dussold, a former professor at Southern Illinois at Edwardsville who was fired for plagiarizing his teaching statement. Mr. Dussold believes he was unfairly dismissed, and he and his supporters have worked to uncover other examples of plagiarism at the university. "All of my friends and family, time permitting, start searching for plagiarism," Mr. Dussold said on Wednesday.

And they have found a number of examples, from both professors and administrators. In many of the cases, like the chancellor's, the copying has been only a few sentences. But Mr. Dussold argues that if he was fired for copying a teaching statement used only as part of his tenure review, then others should also be dismissed for similar borrowings.

"If mistakes were made, I think their policy is they fire the person immediately," said Mr. Dussold, who is now an assistant professor of accounting, economics, and finance at nearby McKendree College. "If you're going to consider what I did to be plagiarism, I want equal treatment."

Mr. Dussold has also pointed out that Mr. Vandegrift's 150-word online welcome statement -- titled "From the Chancellor" -- is identical to that of the previous chancellor. A spokesman for the university, Greg Conroy, said he had written the statement and that there was nothing wrong with reusing it because it is "university property."

Mr. Dussold also brought to light passages that had been plagiarized in a 2005 speech by Walter V. Wendler, chancellor of Southern Illinois University at Carbondale. Like Mr. Vandegrift, Mr. Wendler said those passages had been included by a member of his staff.

Mr. Dussold, who was dismissed in 2004, is suing the university and plans to cite such examples as proof of unfair treatment.



Wendler, you may recall, is a real number. Bankrupting the system and keeping 'em dumb... 'cause that's The Saluki Way! And you can plagiarize me on that!
Balcony Blogging II

5:31 AM. Loud bangy waves on a still-dark day. A crescent moon pokes out of thin clouds. The wind's chilly.

Inside Higher Ed interviews some people about Auburn in particular and sports at universities in general. One sports professor says:

“Often, student-athletes are drawn to such majors as exercise science and sport management because of the appeal of the athletic themes ... However, here at [the University of Tennesee, Knoxville], those are academically demanding majors.” [Er -- I don't think so.]

A dissenting professor says: "[T]he organizational culture in many college athletic departments is that the ‘education’ of many athletes is an obstacle to be overcome — a nuisance almost."

A third points to what's clearly emerging as the MVP (Most Valuable Pretense) among college courses for athletes:

S. Philip Morgan, a professor of sociology at Duke University, says that institutions would be wise not to encourage independent study courses, because he believes that professors — especially those who care deeply about the success of their institution’s teams — can easily manipulate grades for such courses. “There is very little oversight in those kinds of situations,” he says.

Wednesday, July 19, 2006

Bad Writing

Robert KC Johnson is convinced of the innocence of all the Duke players; UD is not. But UD agrees with Johnson's post today over at Cliopatria that the self-righteous and politically muddled rush to condemn the players by Houston Baker (who has left Duke in a huff) and the faculty signers of an open letter to Duke's president is a sorry thing indeed.

Johnson quotes from one signer's description of his scholarship:

"[U]nless we attempt to read racialized trauma according to a more Freudian, Lacanian understanding for subjectivity we will continue to misunderstand why racial stigma persists and, more generally, why the laws humans create to protect against forms of discrimination leave in place a notion of the racialized subject as emptied of interiority and the psychical."


Stanley Fish may not like the essay, but the great merit of Orwell's "Politics and the English Language" is the point it makes about the connection between the inability to write and the inability to think straight -- and the way that inability degrades your political reasoning. Among the categories of bad writing Orwell features, the one above falls into vagueness-to-the-point-of-vacuity. Note that even innocuous words - "for," "as" - in this sentence become sowers of confusion. Note how redundant the sentence is, with variations of "racial" used three times, and "subject" two. Note how various pairings deepen the confusion: "Freudian, Lacanian," "interiority and the psychical."

And note, finally, the simple errors: The writer first talks about the large subject of how we understand racial stigma, and then describes a consideration of discrimination laws as more general, when he means more specific.
Frisch Becomes A Verb

'The sad episode has one happy consequence. It has enriched the English language with a new verb. To quote an innovative blogger, "to frisch" means to write "something on the internet so creepy and offensive that you are forced to quit your job before getting canned."'

The blogger used it in a sentence: "Deb really frisched herself…"



---wendy mcelroy---
The University of Wisconsin's Kevin Barrett:

The gift that keeps on giving.
A Student of Rieff's...

...writes a moving account of the man in the Chronicle of Higher Education. (I didn't know that Rieff, like UD and Andrew Sullivan, was a big fan of Philip Larkin's poetry.)

An excerpt:

Much of his teaching was aimed at cultivating the civilizing virtues as opposed to one's curriculum vitae. I learned about this side of him the hard way.

Acutely aware of the fact that I would soon be looking for a job — this was in 1978 — Professor Rieff began prodding me to start submitting articles for publication. One day I paraded into his office puffed up like a peacock because I had just garnered my first article acceptance. "Congratulations," he said, kindly adding, "There will be many more." But then he said, "Gordon, I have to tell you that from the first day that I met you, you reeked of ambition." I dropped my head, for the truth is I probably am one of those injured birds who constantly needs his feathers stroked. He went on, "And you had better understand that the profession that you are going into is all about teaching. I know many professors who went into this business because they loved writing books and articles and developing a little coterie of admirers. But when they got into their 50s and could feel the limits of their talents, they fell into very serious despair, because it was clear that they were never going to become the Kierkegaard that they imagined they were, and they dreaded teaching."

Rieff was on a roll: "Most academics are too narcissistic to be the parental figures that they need to be. They will slam their door on a student just so they can write their next forgettable article or book." Professor Rieff was not finished with his brass knuckles. He knew that I had a brilliant neuroscientist of a wife who helped me with typing and photocopying and, well, just about everything, so he hit me between the eyes: "These self-involved characters will also turn their wives into secretaries and sacrifice their children to feckless books."
Tons of These Cases...

...lately. So many I've not blogged most of them. It'd be more like flogging than blogging.

Greed's the cause, questionable results the effect. Universities, and journals, proceed at their risk.


'Days after announcing a crackdown on researchers who do not disclose drug company ties, the editor of The Journal of the American Medical Association said she was misled again, this time by the authors of a study linking severe migraines to heart attacks in women.

All six authors of the study have done consulting work or received research financing from makers of treatments for migraines or heart-related problems. Their research appears in Wednesday’s journal.