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Monday, April 30, 2007
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Frawley Fired The official statement: 'After a great deal of deliberation and in recognition of our obligations to the Commonwealth of Virginia, the Board of Visitors of the University of Mary Washington has decided that it is in the best interests of the University and the University community that this Board terminate Dr. William J. Frawley from his employment with the University, for cause, effective immediately.' Background here. --- Via Fredericksburg.com. --- |
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Scathing Online Schoolmarm: Somebody Help Me Care! David Whitley writes for a Florida newspaper. He wishes to convince us that multimillion dollar college coach salaries, escalating by the minute toward the tens of millions, are an excellent idea -- nay, an historical inevitability. But SOS is not sure Whitley really cares whether he convinces us of this or not. He is confused. He is not performing well. Let's check his progress, a few paragraphs into his piece: The point is that if anyone still is looking at this in the context of college sports, they hopelessly are blind to reality. [Come again? The context is college sports, surely? Given that this is about college sports? And that lame hopelessly is out of place: If you're going to use it, which you shouldn't, but if you are, put it in front of blind. And blind to reality is a cliche.] Labels: SOS |
Peace War'Students and faculty at De Anza College may have a new campus facility called the "peace room" to manage their stress. ---la voz online--- |
Sunday, April 29, 2007
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University of Minnesota Football: High on a Feeling! 'I really believe that in the long run this will serve our state well and will serve our university even better. To me, this was not just about revenues and support of our athletics programs. This was about bringing back the citizens of this state, connecting them more deeply with the University of Minnesota, making this a more festive part of our celebration of what's really important about the university. You don't get that feeling when you go to a professional stadium that's off campus.' University of Minnesota president Robert Bruininks. Backstory: '...[I]sn't this a good time to drop football at Minnesota? |
Saturday, April 28, 2007
Concordia College and University and Whatever'Lucy Wightman, who drew stares in the 1970s and '80s as the celebrated stripper Princess Cheyenne in Boston's Combat Zone, held the gaze of 16 jurors yesterday as a state prosecutor accused her of fraudulently posing as a licensed psychologist and treating children whose parents had no idea she lacked the proper credentials. |
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Hayes Update: Indicted University of Alaska Regent Resigns Impeachment pressure worked: Jim Hayes has resigned. |
Friday, April 27, 2007
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SNAPSHOTS FROM HOME Falling Asleep Between Classes... ...which I almost never do. Started to worry about why it's happening, and then remembered: I gave blood at the National Institutes of Health yesterday. And then went for a long walk, which you're not supposed to do. Wild morning at NIH. Who knew it was bring your kid to work day? Tons of kids everywhere. There was an Earth Day fair too. I was entered into an NIH experiment. I'm in the control group -- women who are regular donors and whose iron content always tests okay, but who don't take iron pills. Apparently, for some women, even if they take pills, regular donation depletes their iron reserves, and they're sometimes turned away from giving as a result... The nurse asked me fun questions. Not the regular blood donation questions about your sex life, but questions like Do you sometimes have a desire to eat pebbles? |
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Symbolic Regent Impeachment Alaska's legislators know they can't really get it done, but they're hoping that a little pressure in the direction of impeachment will nudge James C. Hayes, the most corrupt university regent UD's ever encountered, toward resignation. 'The first impeachment hearings since 1985 got under way today at the state Capitol. |
Thursday, April 26, 2007
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Snapshots From Home Jerzy Soltan... ![]() ...UD's father-in-law, will be awarded a posthumous medal for his contributions to Polish culture next month, at the consulate in New York. |
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An English Professor Among the Historians UD is delighted to be in the company of Anthony Grafton, and many other historians, as he writes about "Clio and the Bloggers" in the latest issue of the American Historical Association's journal, Perspectives. '[T]he [history] blogs offer a new level of conversation and information about our beloved discipline. Taken together, moreover—and it's proper to do that, since they list and respond to one another, and the same posters and lurkers move from one to another—they have created something like a virtual café in cyberspace, one where the conversation is extremely lively and you can learn a great deal simply by listening in. |
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UD Thanks Her Reader, Charles, ...for sending this Harvard Crimson article her way. She had no idea about this one. She's usually up on these things. 'The Massachusetts Institute of Technology's dean of admissions, Marilee Jones, resigned today and admitted to the ultimate sin of her profession: lying on an application. [Not sure I'd call this the ultimate sin... ] |
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A Letter to the Local Paper... ...from a history professor at the University of Mary Washington clarifies why presidential misbehavior at universities can be a very serious matter: 'A recent story implied that the UMW faculty supports the return of President Frawley to his duties ["UMW faculty leaders hope Frawley returns," April 17]. I do not presume to know what consensus, if any, exists among the faculty, but I want to state emphatically that this is not my sentiment, nor is it, from my observation, the feeling of numerous others. |
Wednesday, April 25, 2007
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Regressed to Vancouver A Canadian psychotherapist (he named one of his kids Soma) has been barred from entering the United States because forty years ago he took a bunch of drugs. A border agent looking the guy over Googled his name and became "engrossed" in a 2001 article he wrote about the drugs, in a journal called Janus Head: "... I traveled to many regions many times with the help of many different substances. I took peyote, psilocybin mushrooms, cannabis, MDMA, DMT, ketamine, nitrous oxide 5-MEO-DMT, but I kept coming back to LSD. Acid seemed my most spacious, most helpful ally. While on it, I explored my past, regressed to the womb, to my conception. I remembered, grieved, and mourned many painful events. I saw how my parents would have liked to love me, and how they didn't because they didn't know how. I learned, on acid, to endure troubling and frightening states of mind. This enabled me, as meditation has done, to identify with being the witness of the workings of my mind, observing whatever was going on, while knowing that I was simply captivated by the forms produced by my own psyche." It's an absurd outcome -- his kids live in the States; he's an eminent psychologist -- but you can sort of see how his deathless prose did him in. |
Tuesday, April 24, 2007
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I Laughed Uproariously... ...through this wonderful book review by Colm Toibin. Did you? Except that now I don't think I need to read the book. |
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Educational Fraud is a Many-Splendor'd Thing. Texas Southern University engages in the best-known form: It takes large numbers of federal dollars and large numbers of unprepared students, and then it wastes most of the dollars and most of the students' time. A more virulent form of this sort of fraud exists in the for-profit university world. It's the same scam, with aggressive recruiting** thrown in. The government wants its money back. The U.S. Supreme Court on Monday rebuffed entreaties from the University of Phoenix to throw out a massive suit charging the nation's largest accredited private university with defrauding the government of millions of dollars in federal education loan funds. --------------------------------------- **University of Phoenix! |
Monday, April 23, 2007
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David Halberstam Killed From the San Francisco Chronicle: Author and Pulitzer Prize-winning journalist David Halberstam was killed today in a fiery three-car accident in Menlo Park, authorities said. |
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Ironies of the Professor Thing Joel Wingard, an English professor at Moravian College in Pennsylvania, gets about the worst Rate My Professors ratings UD has seen. With seven respondents (a respectable number of students, among whom just one with a vaguely positive impression of the man could have pulled Wingard's numbers up a bit), he receives virtually all ones. Ones. Ones are the basement under the cellar beneath the cesspool of online professor rating. Yet on his department webpage, Wingrad describes himself as very pro-student: In my classes, I try to establish and maintain a student-centered classroom, a place where students' learning takes precedence over teacher's teaching. By 'students' learning' I mean their guided self-discovery; by 'teacher's teaching' I mean lecturing, testing, conferring judgment and other forms of authoritarian practice. My philosophy holds that self-motivated, self-directed learning is best, is 'liberal learning' in its best sense of liberating; that in the largest sense the most valuable "lesson" students may learn from literary study is not content but method, not information but process. Look at all them quotation marks! SOS will let it go, however... will let go the whole business of this writing instructor being a very bad writer indeed... She will instead note the profound distance between this self-congratulatory non-authoritarian (teaching, conferring judgment, and communicating content all representing authoritarian activities) and what his students say about him. Samples from the first page of comments (there are two pages, but UD hadn't the heart to look at the second): ... an all-around jerk ... How can we reconcile these two descriptions? I'll tell you what I think. I think Professor Wingrad is a certain sort of humanities professor. The irony of this sort of professor is that he will profess an anti-authoritarian, student-centered philosophy; and yet he's really (UD's guessing here, of course) a kind of tinpot classroom dictator -- a man enamored of his own cleverness and higher knowledge, who loves to hear his brilliance ring out on a vast range of subjects, and who has a captive audience for that. It's sadly true that the conditions of professors' lives make possible this narcissistic indulgence, should a person have a taste for it. Professor Wingrad, currently in a spot of trouble because of what UD takes to be his self-love, seems to have this taste. The local newspaper reports: 'A Moravian College professor issued two campuswide apologies for an e-mail he wrote the day after the Virginia Tech killings that said he was going to "go out and buy a gun" and "some ammo" to "prevent more Blacksburgs, more Columbines." |
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Phoning it In UD has always found unpleasant the way some veteran opinion piece writers crank out cynical work week after week, Grubb Street style. I guess they figure they've got their fan club, and that their fan club just wants to keep seeing the writer's name on something... anything... Why don't the fans feel cheated by the fake outrage and stupid cliches that they often get for their trouble? I mean, here's Thomas Sowell phoning in the Duke story: Just before North Carolina's attorney general appeared on television to announce his decision on the Duke University "rape" case [Quotation marks again. You've heard me on the subject.] , one of the many expert TV legal commentators said Roy Cooper probably would use the words "insufficient evidence" but not the word "innocent" in dismissing the case. |
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Another Group of University Students Wises Up 'The University of North Dakota Student Senate has tabled its discussion on the switch to NCAA Division I athletics. |
Sunday, April 22, 2007
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Regent Removal Bill Alaska legislators have introduced a bill giving the governor the authority to remove state university trustees. It's all an effort to rid themselves of the Jim Hayes problem. |
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Humanities Professor: Morphology UD has blogged about the appearance of her friend Peter Galbraith in the Sunday New York Times Magazine feature which interviews someone and includes a photograph of the person standing up. Here's today's personality, the cultural theorist Terry Eagleton. [Click on the photo for a larger picture.] ![]() Eagleton says some mildly naughty things ("I don't actually read other peoples' books. If I want to read a book, I write one myself."), some senseless things (In response to the interviewer noting that he doesn't write about actual books, Eagleton says, "...the literary critic has turned increasingly into a cultural critic because there are so many crises in our culture."), and some snobby things ("As I get older, I find my visits to the States get shorter because I can’t take the general culture very much."). But what's mainly of interest to UD about Eagleton is his photo, in which the morphology of one strain of humanities professor finds its fulfillment. UD has already written a post about the varieties of beardedness among male humanities professors; Eagleton's beardedness touches on no fewer than four of her categories (I, II, VII, and VIII). His facial expression conveys the attitude of baffled good will definitive of the type; and his scuzzy clothes [recall Peter's elegant suit, typical of the sort of thing people wear for this feature] hanging loosely about him proclaim his commitment to physical comfort, and his disdain for bourgeois dressing up. When she was in college, UD routinely fell in love with men who looked like Terry Eagleton. How could that have happened? she asked Mr. UD, as they gazed together at the photograph. "You were ... unusual," he said. |
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Scathing Online Schoolmarm Sometimes the writing's okay, but the argument is bad. Here's an example. I don't claim the style of writing here is without flaw, but the writing's not the problem. The problem is lack of logic and an appeal to sentiment. Over the past few days we [The opinion piece writers are a former president of Texas Southern University -- a criminally mismanaged school about to have a conservator assigned to it -- and a local politician. They're going to argue against the governor's plan to appoint the conservator.] have been asked by many of our friends why we fight so hard to preserve an institution that most people in this state believe to be dysfunctional. [Here's their first problem: It is indeed dysfunctional. Very few students graduate. Its president and financial officers were thieves. It's no longer a question of belief. Rational people know the place needs radical overhaul. I doubt even the authors of this opinion piece believe differently. It's their feelings that are leading them astray.] Labels: SOS |
Saturday, April 21, 2007
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The University Loan Scandal Continues Apace... ...or, at Pace, whose former director of financial aid ... persuaded the school to award major contracts to student loan giant Sallie Mae while she successfully lobbied the company to hire her, the New York attorney general's office said yesterday. |
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Sportswriter Frank DeFord on American University Life "You don't usually see music faculty hanging around the admissions office, and saying, 'You know, there's this great tenor from Illinois. And he hasn't passed a course at his high school in three years. And he's actually in jail now.'" |
L'il Rascals, II'Trustees Question New Deals |
Thursday, April 19, 2007
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L'il Rascal Like a lot of women, UD has always been attracted to men who are rascals. I have no idea why, in evolutionary terms, nature wants females to be attracted to rascally males. Perhaps a scientist among my readers can explain it to me. Rascally males are particularly rife among the owners and administrators of diploma mills. UD continues to derive a peculiar pleasure from reading what they say about what they do when they are cornered. Their shamelessness thrills her. Here's one. He has a legitimate job as a school principal, and an illegitimate one as "vice president of the International Graduate Center, a postsecondary degree institution based in St. Croix, United States Virgin Islands." In January, the school's accreditation was revoked by the Virgin Islands' new governor, less than two months after it was granted by the territory's acting commissioner of education. [It's unusual for a Caribbean island to deny accreditation to anything.] |
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Barbara Oakley... ...professor, author, UD-reader, has an excellent opinion piece in the New York Times, about Virginia Tech. An excerpt: ... Many professors have run across more than their share of [disturbed students who scare them]. At least one Virginia Tech professor noticed that Cho Seung-Hui, who killed 32 people on campus on Monday, was potentially dangerous and did her best to warn the administration and the police. (So did at least two female students.) But there is only so much a teacher can do — “students have rights, too.” [This is what an administrator at Oakley's university told her when she complained about one such student.] |
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Scathing Online Schoolmarm SOS is developing something of a sideline in the parsing of official I Fucked Up statements. Here, for instance, is a post about Patrick Kennedy, Mel Gibson, and Russell Crowe. This morning we have the just-installed, multiply DUI'd president of the University of Mary Washington addressing the world. Let's take a look. On April 10 and 11, I was involved in two widely reported driving incidents. [Starts with simple narration. Good. We need to be reminded of the events. Yet where is the word arrested? Alcohol? Police? The word involved is no good at all. Involved could mean anything. And note the passive formulation: was involved. Direct statement is important right up front: On April 10 and 11, under the influence of alcohol, I drove erratically and was arrested as a result.] On Monday, I was released from the hospital, after five and a half days of examination for and treatment of possible injuries and for correction of a heretofore undetected, and potentially very serious, heart disorder. [Whoa Nellie. Not only have we leapt cleanly over the stupendous fact that this was about a two-day bender; we have -- in the second sentence -- made a play for sympathy by alluding to a heart thing. SOS is already prepared to say that it does not look good for this man.] It is only at the present time that I am able to return to other tasks and to communicate fully. [That's not because of your heart. It's because of the booze.] *************** More: Melissa, a reader, links to this charming discussion of the language of the non-apology. Labels: SOS |
Wednesday, April 18, 2007
Double Bind'Federal privacy and antidiscrimination laws restrict how universities can deal with students who have mental health problems. --- new york times --- |
A Man in Full"He was passionate about life,” [Librescu's son] said. “He had no fear of death.” -- new york times -- |
Tuesday, April 17, 2007
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Shooter's One-Act Smoking Gun got hold of it. Pathetic. Vile. ----------------------- Update: For the dedicated forensic critic, here's another one, courtesy of The Professor, one of UD's readers. I haven't yet read it. |
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The Creative Writing Professor... ...did the right thing, referring the shooter to counseling when his language in class assignments became psychotic. The gunman suspected of carrying out the Virginia Tech massacre that left 33 people dead was identified Tuesday as a English major whose creative writing was so disturbing that he was referred to the school's counseling service. ... [The department chair] said Cho was referred to the counseling service, but she said she did not know when, or what the outcome was. [The chair] refused to release any of his writings or his grades, citing privacy laws. As with the controversy last year about whether universities could, under disturbing enough conditions, insist that a student leave campus for awhile and get help, general as well as legal opinion seems to be on the side of non-interference. Remember the lawsuit at UD's George Washington University: About 2 a.m. one sleepless night, sophomore Jordan Nott checked himself into George Washington University Hospital. The Virginia shooter "may have been taking medication for depression [and] was becoming increasingly violent and erratic." He'd been stalking women, and he'd set fire to a dorm room. Responsible people at the university knew they had something dangerous on their hands. The university should have been able to remove him from campus. |
Self-Hatred'A Case Western Reserve University professor who said she received threatening hate letters after claiming discrimination actually wrote the letters to herself, prosecutors said Monday. Case has taken down her faculty website. Good call. Now time to fire her. |
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LIVIU LIBRESCU 1930-2007 Seventy-six years old. On the receiving end of fascism and communism. Still teaching. Blocked the advance of the gunman into his classroom and saved his students' lives. |
Monday, April 16, 2007
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Virginia Tech Deaths Rise to 31. '"It hasn't even registered to us," [one student] said. "This is so much worse than Columbine. We don't even know what to think of it."' |
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Czeslaw Milosz Six Lectures in Verse Lecture IV Reality, what can we do with it? Where is it in words? Just as it flickers, it vanishes. Innumerable lives Unremembered. Cities on maps only, Without that face in the window, on the first floor, by the market, Without those two in the bushes near the gas plant. Returning seasons, mountain snows, oceans, And the blue ball of the Earth rotates, But silent are they who ran through artillery fire, Who clung to a lump of clay for protection, And those deported from their homes at dawn And those who have crawled out from under a pile of bodies, While here, I, an instructor in forgetting, Teach that pain passes (for it's the pain of others), Still in my mind trying to save Miss Jadwiga, A little hunchback, librarian by profession, Who perished in the shelter of an apartment house That was considered safe but toppled down And no one was able to dig through the slabs of wall, Though knocking and voices were heard for many days. So a name is lost for ages, forever, No one will ever know about her last hours, Time carries her in layers of the Pliocene. The true enemy of man is generalization. The true enemy of man, so-called History, Attracts and terrifies with its plural number. Don't believe it. Cunning and treacherous, History is not, as Marx told us, anti-nature, And if a goddess, a goddess of blind fate. The little skeleton of Miss Jadwiga, the spot Where her heart was pulsating. This only I set against necessity, law, theory. |
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25 Dead and Counting. Though we have to be skeptical about numbers for awhile. Editor & Publisher notes that the Virginia Tech student newspaper continued to publish descriptions of events as blog updates to its website throughout the morning. |
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Numbers Inching Up. Now it's at least twenty-two dead. Almost all newspapers are calling this a "rampage." You don't kill that many people by running around madly. A well-prepared, cold-blooded, carefully targeted massacre would be more like it. |
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Young People... ...in an open, happy setting. Now we have to imagine it as a military field, with bodies strewn. Some faculty were killed too, according to reports. The gunman went into a classroom. Also a dorm. He mowed people down in both places. |
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The Worst. The Washington Post is now reporting twenty killed at Virginia Tech. 'CNN showed a video taken by a student in which dozens of shots could be heard.' Deadliest school shooting in the history of the country. |
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For A Second Time, Virginia Tech From the AP, five minutes ago. Shootings in a dorm and classroom at Virginia Tech left at least one person dead and seven or eight more wounded Monday before police arrested the suspected gunman, officials told The Associated Press. |




