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Thursday, August 31, 2006
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Godzillatron Update: Whose the Headline Editor? 'HORNS VS AGGIES: THE SCOREBOARD DEBATE: --austin american-statesman |
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A Tad Too Baroque Longtime readers of UD know she loves a good hoax. This latest one, though, is a bit baroque for her taste. Hoaxes, in her experience, should be relatively straightforward to be enjoyable; one shouldn't have to expend any real brainpower figuring out their tricks. Who, for instance, beyond the editors who published it, has read in its entirety the Sokal essay, "Transgressing the Boundaries: Towards a Transformative Hermeneutics of Quantum Gravity"? It's enough to enjoy its title and renown. In order to get at the current John Betjeman hoax, though, you have to assimilate a good deal of information, rumor, documentation, and commentary. It lacks the pie-in-the-face reward of a direct hit. Furthermore, the Betjeman hoax seems to have been motivated by egotistical rage against a particular person, whereas the best hoaxes, like Sokal's, and like, for instance, the Ern Malley hoax, are motivated by calm, serious, displeasure with a general trend, coupled with a desire to make oneself laugh, and these are both commendable impulses. They allow us to like and to laugh along with the hoaxer. Anyway, here are a few details of the Betjeman thing -- click on the link for more information. For connoisseurs of John Betjeman, his centenary has brought many blessings. For one thing the 100th birthday itself fell on a drizzly Bank Holiday Monday, enabling true believers to eat damp fishpaste sandwiches on the prom before retiring to hold hands in tea-shops. To improve the occasion two biographers are sparring viciously over their hero: Bevis Hillier, who over 25 years wrote a magisterial three-volume authorised biography, and A. N. Wilson who obliges us this year with a briefer, elegantly readable one of his own. Hillier is quoted condemning Wilson as “despicable . . . a playground bully” and Wilson says Hillier is “old and malignant”. Hoorah! It looks very likely as though the hoaxer is, of course, Bevis Hillier. |
Blogoscopy'While it may seem like a chore to outsiders, many bloggers enjoy the compulsion. Mark Lisanti, who runs the entertainment gossip blog Defamer, is much like Mr. Romenesko in his no-vacation tendencies. Although he gets three weeks off each year from Gawker Media, which owns the site, he rarely takes a day. Not because he can't, he just doesn't want to. "My plan is to die face down on the desk in the middle of a post..."' wall street journal |
Wednesday, August 30, 2006
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Another Nail in the Coffin Of Prestige Panic From the New York Times: It is still far too early to sound the death knell, but for many small liberal arts colleges, the SAT may have outlived its usefulness. |
A Couple of Updates on Marcus EinfeldMr Einfeld's friends are rallying around him, with one telling The Australian he was "pale and depressed." A North Coast resident has lodged a statutory declaration stating that his vehicle was in the custody of "Marcus Einfeld's Spirit" when it was clocked speeding in April. |
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President of Lewis and Clark: Yes to the Federal Database Contrary to what critics of the database plan might have the public believe, we in academia know remarkably little about what emerges from the vast and diverse system of higher education. Why do students drop out? Where do they go when they do? What factors in primary and secondary school, beyond grade-point averages, class rankings and standardized test scores, best predict their success or failure in college? What impact does their educational experience have on our students' success or failure after graduation? --the washington post-- |
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Turning to the Needle To Keep Pace [T]he mother of all steroids exposes, the piece that should have alarmed America and told us where all of this steroid mess was headed long ago...ran in late October 1988. It caused quite a stir in my college locker room, and I've never forgotten the story. I'm not sure anyone else in America read it. It was hidden in an obscure sports magazine called Sports Illustrated; maybe you've heard of it. --mercury news-- |
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Zero Athens Banner-Herald: Listen, a university administration that allows the type of "adult" binge drinking on campus like it does on football game days has zero moral authority to lecture its kids. Zero. |
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Cowed by UGA Atlanta Journal-Constitution: 'Sadly, a Spot to Drink, Party |
Tuesday, August 29, 2006
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Four New Bars For the Fall Semester Athens Banner-Herald: Another election season is now upon the citizens of Athens-Clarke County, and, to no one's surprise, one of the issues that defines where political lines are drawn in the community has also surfaced again. |
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Godzillatronalia From Sports Illustrated: The next time any big-time college football coach or AD complains about financially contributing to all of the campus sports that don't bring in any money -- pretty much everything but a handful of school's men's basketball programs -- remember the Godzillatron and all its superfluous glory. |
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Footnoting... I'm doing some final footnoting for the manuscript my colleague, Jennifer Green-Lewis, and I have written -- The Return of Beauty to Literary Studies. Ne quittez pas. |
Monday, August 28, 2006
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University of Texas: We May Be Ranked Number Two For Alcohol Consumption, But We're Number One for Biggest TV! From Sports Illustrated: Its nickname is Godzillatron. |
Headline of the DayMONMOUTH UNIVERSITY ON LIST OF 361 BEST |
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From Long Elegantly Formed Passages to "Coach K, Please Stay!" From a New Yorker article about Duke lacrosse: Even after his move into Yale’s administration, [Duke president] Brodhead remained so thoroughly the literature professor as to embody the type — shy, prone to a slight stammer, but speaking in long, elegantly formed passages, filled with literary allusion. |
Sunday, August 27, 2006
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SOS: Scathing Online Schoolmarm A Regular University Diaries Feature An opinion piece from a South Carolina newspaper: "The task of the modern educator," wrote C.S. Lewis more than half a century ago, "is not to cut down jungles, but to irrigate deserts." [Warning light: Lewis is a very condescending writer. I've never been able to stand his simplistic, hectoring style. I know, I know -- a lot of wonderful, smart people love him. And he's written some wonderful stuff. But when I read his essays on Christianity, for instance, I really feel talked down to. And this quotation from him is typical of his elliptical, rather silly style: Isn't the task of education to do both? To brush away destructive overgrowth and to put something sustaining in its place?] The Oxford don [This is supposed to impress us, and I suppose it does. But the writer of this piece should also disclose that Lewis was often writing in defense of a specifically Christian world view.] suggests by this statement that the college classroom is at its best when it is a place where unformed minds confront a lofty standard, in the hope that students will rise and follow the exalted example. At its worst, college educators enter the academic arena determined to "cut down jungles" of prejudice and replace them with their own beliefs. I have my own problems, by the way, with Clemson's choice. But moralistic and simplistic literary criticism ain't the way to go. Labels: SOS |
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Blogroll Update I've added two blogs -- Center for College Affordability and Productivity, and Grad Student Madness -- to my links. They're just to your right, down a tad (assuming Blogger, which is very slow at this, ever publishes them). The CCAP is the work of an economics professor who subjects many of the things universities do to rational analysis. This is rare. Grad Student Madness is the work of a group of grad students who welcome you to the site with: "Come on in - the ennui is fine!" (Shouldn't that be Annouilh?) |
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What's More Embarrassing -- Graduating from a Diploma Mill, Or Having the Diploma Mill Fail to Find Your Records? 'More doubts have emerged over Marcus Einfeld's academic record, with the San Diego-based Pacific Western University unable to find any record of the former Federal Court judge as a graduate or student. Could our Mr. Einfeld have lied about graduating from a diploma mill? I'm an old hand at diploma mills, and this is a new one on me. If you're going to lie about having graduated from a university, why lie about graduating from a bogus one? Why not say you graduated from Oxford? The mystery deepens. |
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Canada's ahead of the US on this one From the Toronto Star: Eleven universities, including the University of Toronto, say they will no longer participate in the annual Maclean's magazine ranking of them because it is arbitrary and flawed. |
Saturday, August 26, 2006
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Somnambulism This statement of Randall Jarrell's, from his essay, "Poets, Critics, and Readers," made me think of Truman Capote: The writer cannot afford to question his own essential nature; must have, as Marianne Moore says, 'the courage of his peculiarities.' But often it is this very nature, these very peculiarities - originality always seems peculiarity, to begin with - that critics condemn. There must be about the writer a certain spontaneity or naivete or somnambulistic rightness: he must, in some sense, move unquestioning in the midst of his world - at his question all will disappear. I think this has something to do with Capote's comment about his education -- I quoted it a couple of posts down. He sensed even very young that he must pursue, unimpeded and unmediated and untaught, his essential writerly nature. But inside this naivete, this sleepwalking Being, resides perhaps the eventual downfall of some writers as well. Capote's life ended early and pathetically, as did the lives of a good number of other modern writers. I don't want to sugggest that we can account for this shared fate in some general way. We can't. But I wonder if for some writers -- James Agee comes to mind, too -- their inability to do anything other than be inside that unexamined unteachable selfness means that when they start to spiral down, when life hands them the reversals it hands everyone eventually, they have much more trouble righting themselves. |
Friday, August 25, 2006
NO ROOM!! As with the Time article (headline: "Who Needs Harvard?") I mentioned a few days ago, so with Newsweek: Our mass culture weekly magazines have now determined that what Robert Samuelson calls "prestige panic" in college admissions is, like most forms of scarcity anxiety in a country like ours, a false alarm. 'Underlying the hysteria is the belief that scarce elite degrees must be highly valuable. Their graduates must enjoy more success because they get a better education and develop better contacts. All that's plausible—and mostly wrong. "We haven't found any convincing evidence that selectivity or prestige matters," says Ernest T. Pascarella of the University of Iowa, co- author of "How College Affects Students," an 827-page evaluation of hundreds of studies of the college experience. Selective schools don't systematically employ better instructional approaches than less-selective schools, according to a study by Pascarella and George Kuh of Indiana University. Some do; some don't. On two measures—professors' feedback and the number of essay exams—selective schools do slightly worse. ...[Researchers] studied admissions to one top Ph.D. program. High scores on the Graduate Record Exam helped explain who got in; Ivy League degrees didn't.... One study of students 20 years out found that, other things being equal, graduates of highly selective schools experienced more job dissatisfaction. They may have been so conditioned to being on top that anything less disappoints.' |
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Truman Capote Died Aug.25, 1984 His education: At the age of 17, Mr. Capote wangled a job at The New Yorker. "Not a very grand job, for all it really involved was sorting cartoons and clipping newspapers," he wrote years later. "Still, I was fortunate to have it, especially since I was determined never to set a studious foot inside a college classroom. I felt that either one was or wasn't a writer, and no combination of professors could influence the outcome. I still think I was correct, at least in my own case." The single constant in his prose: In 1963, the critic Mark Schorer wrote of Mr. Capote: "Perhaps the single constant in his prose is style, and the emphasis he himself places upon the importance of style." |
Thursday, August 24, 2006
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An Edgily Cohabited World The New York Times talks about some newly released police notes -- from a Sergeant Gottlieb -- about the Duke lacrosse case. It's a long article. Here are a few excerpts. ...[A]n examination of the entire 1,850 pages of evidence gathered by the prosecution [in the Duke University rape case] in the four months after the accusation yields a[n]... ambiguous picture. It shows that while there are big weaknesses in Mr. Nifong’s case, there is also a body of evidence to support his decision to take the matter to a jury. |
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University of Georgia: Worst University in America With this morning's editorial in the Atlanta Journal Constitution and with UGA's latest showing on the Princeton list (see editorial below), and with UD's review of the 29 mentions of Georgia on this blog (key in "University of Georgia" in the blog search engine at the top of this page) over the last year or so, almost all of them about administrative corruption, the cancelling of whole swathes of classes for football games, trustee cronyism and malfeasance, NCAA violations, and rampant alcoholism, it's time to declare the University of Georgia the worst university in America. In the University of Georgia's student newspaper, a health educator points out that not everyone drinks. "Many students choose to abstain: 22.6 percent of University undergraduates did not drink any alcohol in 2005," wrote Erin English in a recent issue of The Red & Black. Other universities look like UGA in a variety of ways. Why pick on Georgia? Because Georgia's got it all. Everything that can go wrong with a university has gone wrong with Georgia. Know why? It's got a secret weapon: President Michael Adams.
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Einfeld has definitely entered...![]() Black Knight territory. |
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Blogoscopy From an article in Policy Review. Blogs help police and expose false studies with which interest groups and partisans may attempt to counter the empirical work that undermines the factual bases of their positions. Academic experts regularly write for blogs and, unlike reporters, are well suited to subject empirical work to searching scrutiny. Recently, for instance, a group of prominent legal scholars has begun a blog wholly devoted to law and empiricism. Such developments will also force empiricists to be more careful and transparent about the discretionary decisions they make, such as their choices of time periods to include in their investigations, because their colleagues will be able to call them to account for misjudgment or bias more easily. |
Wednesday, August 23, 2006
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Hope it Wasn't Anything I Said Canyon Ranch 'thesda may have bitten the dust. |
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UD Writes a Marcus Einfeld Limerick The eminent jurist Sir Einfeld In order to not pay a fine, yelled: "The true reprobate Is some chick in the States!" (For the third time, he hoped that old line held.) |
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From an Interview With Chris Horn, Football Player ![]() "What sets Stanford apart from other college football programs?" "We actually go to class." |
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The Football Major From Sports Illustrated, another statement of an oft-stated idea: ...[I]f a goodly number of top college athletes are going to go through the motions simply for the sake of maintaining their eligibility, why not put an end to the sleazy charade and give them the option of declaring their chosen sport as their major? Let them concentrate all of their time and energy on training, studying the playbook, practicing, traveling, playing and learning from their coaches with an eye toward a pro career. It's an attractive idea. It has the merit of honesty. It begins by admitting that many bigtime university athletes are never going to be students at all. It then lets them play their game for four years, and when four years are up, it hands them a diploma. There would be no academic pretense, and no NCAA rule-breaking, in this straightforward handling of valuable physical specimens as purely physical specimens. But that of course is where the trouble enters. It's hard to think of a university willing to so degrade its foundational identity as ... a university ... that it would officially establish an elite, venerated, high-profile subculture of know-nothing gamesters. Even the most academically tattered campus will hesitate to create a (possibly largely minority) cadre of students who will never have to open a book or sit in a classroom or write a paper. |
Tuesday, August 22, 2006
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"Those partying donate thousands of dollars to the school." Looks as though the University of Georgia administration has tried to deal with a campusful of obnoxious drunks by killing the messenger. The messenger responds: 'Opinions |
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It's God's Way of Balancing Out Marcus Einfeld 'A maths genius who won fame last week for apparently spurning a million-dollar prize is living with his mother in a humble flat in St Petersburg, co-existing on her £30-a-month pension, because he has been unemployed since December. |
Monday, August 21, 2006
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Marcus Einfeld: My Everything I never dreamed I'd find a man who had everything. Everything. Everything I Google every day. Plagiarism. Diploma mill degrees. (Not just one. Two.) A resume more fantastic than my wildest fantasy. All of that, plus multiple speeding tickets, mendacity, egomania, and dementia. The retired Australian judge, Marcus Einfeld (for background, scroll down to "The Hon Justice Marcus" etc.), now known to many over there as Justice Seinfeld, is one hell of an amazing story. I mean, there are confidence men, and then there are confidence men. Marcus Seinfeld is A Confidence Man. The Australian media is ... stunned. They're only just beginning to put things together and make sense of it all. Here's one effort: '...Last week, as Einfeld's saga of absurd denials and evasions became ever more threadbare and pathetic, I Googled "Marcus Einfeld" and the very first item that appeared, his CV, was a cause for concern. It listed him as having a BA, LLB (Sydney University), and PhD and LLD (USA). The "USA" raised an alarm. A check of his entry in Who's Who confirmed why. The BA had disappeared, while the PhD was from Pacific Western University and the doctorate in law from Century University. I'd never heard of either of them. It did not take long to confirm that Pacific Western and Century are both what is known as unaccredited colleges, or "diploma mills". On its website, Pacific Western University describes itself as "a distance learning university located in San Diego". Its goal is to is provide "a self-paced, year-round, off-campus experience to all of our students". Century University is much the same. A doctoral program and doctorate from Century costs $US5199 ($6850). A masters from Pacific Western costs $6240. No one could present such qualifications with any seriousness as a marker of credibility or rigour. I was amazed this had never been picked up before. As so often happens in the media, the same wheels were turning elsewhere. On Saturday the legal affairs writer for The Australian, Chris Merritt, wrote about these same utterly dubious qualifications. Einfeld's entry in Who's Who, self-compiled, is a metaphor for his career. It begins with a parody of academic rigour and continues with an egregious amount of padding, groaning into one of the longest entries in Who's Who, as if his mere membership of Amnesty International etc, etc, etc, needed to be recorded. The entry begins as it ends, with a self-inflating distortion, giving his address as "Judges' Chambers, Federal Court of Australia", an address five years out of date. Using the title of judge is something he has done often since he ceased being one. The brazen padding goes some way to explaining his behaviour since August 7, when he appeared at the Downing Centre Local Court to contest a $77 speeding fine generated by a speed camera in Mosman on January 8. He contested the fine on the grounds that he wasn't driving the car at the time. So many falsities, half-truths and evasions have been uttered since then that I've numbered them to keep track. 1. Einfeld says he sent a statutory declaration to the court stating that his car was being driven at the time by a Professor Teresa Brennan, who had since died in a motor vehicle accident. 2. In court, he was asked: "What did you do with your vehicle?" and replied: "I lent it to an old friend of mine who was visiting from Florida." Barrister, helpfully: "I think that was Professor Teresa Brennan?" Einfeld: "Yes it was." 3. Einfeld was contacted later that day by Viva Goldner of The Daily Telegraph, who presented him with the fact that his alibi had been dead for three years. He responded: "This was not the same person. This was a totally different person … another Professor Brennan." Asked to provide details to verify this, he replied: "I'm afraid not. I know she lived in one of the states of America. She moved." 4. The second Therese Brennan soon since disappeared from the line of argument and was replaced, on August 9, with this prepared statement: "As I said in court, I am uncertain as to who was driving the car …" His statement to the court was quite clear: "an old friend", Professor Teresa Brennan, was driving. 5. On August 9 Einfeld said he would never perjure himself, especially over such a trivial matter, and his licence had not been at risk. Einfeld has a history of speeding offences, and had reached eight demerit points for offences on December 9, 2005, January 11, 2004, and June 22, 2003. The Daily Telegraph discovered that in May the Roads and Traffic Authority sent him a letter warning that his licence would be suspended if he reached 12 demerit points. Had he not contested the $77 fine, he would have been just one demerit from having his licence suspended. His licence might not have been literally at risk from this fine, but it would have been hanging precariously by one point. 6. On August 10, Einfeld began responding to the media via a barrister, Winston Terracini, SC, and a solicitor, Michael Ryan, who issued a written statement saying that contact had been made with a person in the US and it was hoped that it would be possible "in the next few days to reveal who was the driver". That was 11 days ago. The mystery endures. Enough. Marcus Einfeld has made a career out of portentous moralising. The man now enmeshed by small falsities and large vanities is the same man who has resorted to the big deceits to gain moral advantage - the claim of genocide and the comparisons with Nazis. This son of a Labor politician, and Labor judicial appointee, has played the political game with ferocity. He has invoked the Nazi era ("The thuggery of the guards at Woomera … not much different to that shown by the SS guards in the name of the Third Reich …"). Inevitably, he cried "genocide" after the Bringing Them Home report on the removal of Aboriginal children was published, a report whose claim of genocide, when subjected to the forensic scrutiny of the courts in Cubillo v Commonwealth (2000), disintegrated. He was subject to a formal complaint of plagiarism in 2003 by Professor John Carter of Sydney University after Einfeld reproduced Carter's work in Halsbury's Laws of Australia in a judgement without attribution. "We fail our students and discipline them if they do this," Professor Carter told The Australian Financial Review. Einfeld said the footnotes had been left out in the printing process. Now he has become Marcus Minefield, or Justice Seinfeld, and it no longer matters who was driving his Lexus in Mosman on January 8....' |
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Positive Denial They're spinning the latest university rankings at the University of Texas Austin: The Texas Longhorns earned another national title Monday, not for football but as the country's best party school. |
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A friend of this site, And an enemy of PowerPoint...... ...Edward Tufte is reviewed in the International Herald Tribune. 'It has happened to us all. You are sitting in a PowerPoint presentation trying - and probably failing - not to yawn as slide after slide flashes across the screen. |
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First Day of Class at Virginia Tech: Shut-Down 'BLACKSBURG, Va. Authorities in Blacksburg, Virginia, say a sheriff's deputy has died from gunshot wounds he suffered today while searching for an escaped jail inmate. ***************************** Update: NPR reports Morva's been captured. |
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Ohio University's Problems... ...have attracted the attention of the major media. There's so much going on there, you could overlook the fact that the football coach thinks someone tried to date rape him. Ohio University administrators are looking forward to a better school year this fall. In the wake of plagiarism charges, a massive theft of personal data and a thumbs-down faculty vote for the school president, it could hardly get worse. |





