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Friday, August 31, 2007
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University of Oklahoma Football Team Being Siphoned Off, Player by Player Tim Burke has a lengthy consideration on his blog today of why Americans hate professors. It's titled Angry at Academe, and it offers reasons why people like UD are loathed by the rest of the country. Let's take a look. Americans resent the monopoly universities have over their career success. The university stands "like a colossus atop almost all forms of social aspiration, [and] a lot of people who might be better off chasing their own muse get corralled inside higher education." The professor represents the embodiment of the university's unavoidable power over everyone's future. Americans also resent the tenurati's perks and privileges:
Tim could have been more explicit here. We get to lord it over other people at our institutions; once tenured, we have the sort of job security unimaginable to most Americans; we have spectacular autonomy and a lot of time to ourselves. I'm not sure what he means by the "peculiar flourishes," but let's assume he has in mind geegaws like regular sabbaticals and leaves, an often glorious campus setting, a rich and enviable cultural life (this is part of the reason for the fast-growing trend toward people wanting to retire next door to universities), and, for many professors, getting paid to do something you love. The operative word is envy, which is why Tim concludes the paragraph by using the word "humble." Professors can be quite arrogant -- or can sometimes be read as arrogant even if they're not -- and this, coupled with all of their privileges, may make them look vile, smug, entitled. And then there's a general incomprehension of intellectuality for its own sake: There are a lot of forces in American life since 1950 that have pushed our culture away from valuing knowledge that is impractical or has no immediate application. Universities have colluded in defining the value of what they do in terms of careers and economic rewards, but that’s also been done to them by the relentless careerism of students and their parents. The ghastly cynicism of big-time college athletics has had a generally corrosive effect, often feeding a belief that college is primarily for parties, getting laid, and social networking. ************************************************* UD's humble take on all this is that the incomprehension goes both ways. Although she blogs incessantly about them, she doesn't really understand many of the people who gum up the works at so many American universities.... When she reads about their doings in the news, she has to scratch her head. I mean, fine... they don't like her... they don't get her... but she doesn't like and doesn't get them.... Following events at an acutely anti-academic place like the University of Oklahoma, for instance, is for UD like reading a story by Isaac Babel, in which the world's been turned upside down and makes no kind of sense... or, no -- it makes sense, but a malign and absurd sense... Things are so bad at places like OU that they routinely tip over into comedy:
What I'm getting at is that for UD this is totally Twin Peaks... Ask her to unpack this series of events -- the mysterious keys and override codes, the conspiracy theories, the irregularities, the gas station owner who was also the mayor -- and she simply can't. She can note the chilling fact that one by one the players for the Oklahoma team are being spirited away... she can wonder whether, as each vanishes, there will be any team left at all... She can wonder why this activity takes place at a university, and why this university's squalid team is, as Mr. Henderson tells us, universally adored ... But she can't make sense of it, because it seems to her incredible that any university would stoop so low as to be this... |
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SOS Agrees, Of Course... ...but thinks this opinion piece about professor/student affairs might be punched up, prosewise. I think [Drop I think] academia honors bans against professor-student relationships more in theory than in practice, because if professors and students couldn’t hook up, the professorate [sic] would go extinct. Labels: SOS |
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America: A Pragmatic, Forgiving Nation From interviews with SIU faculty, in the student newspaper: 'Many members of the faculty worry the [plagiarism] issue will adversely affect enrollment. Shahram Rahimi, associate professor of computer science, said if everyone's work were scrutinized, many would be found guilty of plagiarism. |
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Won't Happen. Nothing much will change. Too many interests, too much money, too many unions, at stake. But SIU president Glenn Poshard's plagiarized dissertation in educational administration will maybe allow people to revisit the ongoing way-flagrant ed school scandal in this country. 'Glenn Poshard is a three-degree graduate of Southern Illinois University. He earned a bachelor's degree in secondary education in 1970, a master's degree in educational administration in 1974 and a Ph.D. in administration of higher education in 1984.' This is just the sort of pedigree that people like Arthur Levine have been screaming about for ages: "The majority of programs range from inadequate to appalling," Levine says, "even at some of the country's leading universities." He mentions a couple of "strong" programs, but none that meet nine criteria relevant to program quality in higher education - clear purpose, curricular coherence, balance between theory and practice, faculty quality, admission standards, degree requirements, research quality, financial resources and continuing self-assessment. Poshard's not a unique problem. He emerged out of a vast and well-established problem. |
Thursday, August 30, 2007
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Southern Illinois University An Official Laughingstock UD hesitates to declare any university a laughingstock -- there are always plenty of smart, hardworking, good people at any school, and this declaration makes things worse for them. But with its cynical Saluki Way project, its cheesy motivational speakers for faculty, and its across-the-board plagiarizing executives, Southern Illinois University has earned the title. UD invites you to type southern illinois in the search engine up there to see all of her postings on that benighted institution over the years. The latest? Yet another plagiarist, this time the president himself. Before I quote from it, let me say how impressed I am by the SIU newspaper. The student journalists are doing the hard work -- along with a faculty committee set up to keep track of rampant plagiarism among its leaders (the plagiarizing president describes this group as "academic terrorists" who "lie in the weeds and throw bombs at everybody") -- of protecting the integrity of their university. Bravo. Poshard Accusation Third in Two Years for SIU There's more. This is from another article in the same newspaper: Poshard said August 1984 - when his dissertation was completed - was one of the busiest times of his life. |
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Narrative Drive "In the confused, muddled velocities of my mind was an editorial sense that this was wrong, that this was an ill-judged element in the story of my life," writes Harold Brodkey in This Wild Darkness: The Story of My Death, which chronicles his dying of AIDS. "I felt too conceited to have this death." Written like a true writer. Writers, more than other people, impose plots on their lives and on the lives of others; they think in terms of stories always, and if they're very forceful stylists they can do this thinking in a way that, while sometimes hectoring, can also be very effective. Their narrative vision of a better world can enable powerful novels that have an actual impact on social reality; their representations of liberated minds can have a liberating effect on the minds reading them. You can see the benign power of the imposition of narrative in another writer's chronicle of his last days. Contemplating his cancer, Anatole Broyard wrote, in Intoxicated By My Illness: My initial experience of illness was as a series of disconnected shocks, and my first instinct was to try to bring it under control by turning it into a narrative. ... The patient has to start by treating his illness not as a disaster, an occasion for depression or panic, but as a narrative, a story. Stories are antibodies against illness and pain. ...Gregor Samsa dies like an insect. To die is to be no longer human, to be dehumanized - and I think that language, speech, stories, or narratives are the most effective ways to keep our humanity alive. ... [A] sick person can make a story, a narrative, out of his illness as a way of trying to detoxify it. ... Making narratives like this rescues me from the unknown, from what Ernest Becker called 'the panic inherent in creation,' or 'the suction of infinity.' The Brodkey excerpt suggests the dark side of this intense narrative drive -- the same drive can be a species of arrogance, and can create enormous resistance within the writer him or herself to the largely uncontrollable event-clamor of everyone's life. In the case of the recent much-discussed Arthur Miller revelations -- he had a child with Down Syndrome whom he institutionalized, neglected, and never mentioned -- the matter of putting away life elements that don't comport with a certain personal narrative is worsened by Miller's sense of moral superiority, as one observer notes in a New York Times article about the playwright: Writers like Miller and Gunter Grass, “who set themselves up as moralists and public scolds, are more vulnerable to criticism based on their own behavior,” wrote Morris Dickstein, who teaches English at the City University of New York Graduate Center, in an e-mail message this week. “But the truth is that very few great artists were admirable people. At heart they’re killers who’ll do anything to get the work done.” As the author of a lengthy Vanity Fair account of Miller and his son puts it, "A writer, used to being in control of narratives, Miller excised a central character who didn't fit the plot of his life as he wanted it to be." |
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Flynn-Flam Most professors would like to make an impact on the world. And not just the world of scholarship, but the broader world. Flynn Warren, pharmacy ![]() professor at the University of Georgia, has just accomplished this, bigtime. The entire licensing apparatus of the pharmacy industry has been shut down because of him. Until it figures out how to put his lucrative test-answer- selling course at the University of Georgia out of business, the profession can no longer certify pharmacists. Buyer beware. Some news clippings: 'A University pharmacy professor is a defendant in a federal court case, in which he is accused of collecting and disseminating pharmacy test questions to students, according to court documents obtained by The Red & Black. ############################ 'Many College of Pharmacy students and alumni boast Flynn Warren is the best professor at the University. And over the past five years, 514 pharmacy students - 99 percent - passed national and state pharmacy exams - usually after his review class. ######################### '"...[A]t least 150 questions are verbatim, nearly verbatim or substantially similar," a court document reads. ######################### From an online forum: '...Dr. Flynn's class is awesome. He encourages his students to write down questions they remember & send them to him, and he himself takes the NAPLEX in different States to compile his notes... |
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"Look at what happens in Europe. They literally kill people at soccer matches." A former chair of the Ohio State Board of Trustees rushes to the defense of his school after someone suggests that OSU fan behavior is a mite uncivilized. Hell, we haven't killed anybody yet... And, after all, "rowdy fan behavior has never been unique to Ohio State." The chair's remarks are a small part of the pummeling former OSU president Karen Holbrook's been receiving from OSU people for her recent Kinsley Gaffe, in which she accurately described the pre- and post-game streets of Columbus. Not only is Holbrook totally unsporting. She's also, notes one local booster, a snob: "I think people got the impression that she wanted it (a football game) to be like a social event, like a polo match, where people walked with shirts tied around their necks." |
Wednesday, August 29, 2007
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2007 Fulmer Cup Winner Announced! UD is very grateful to Dave, a reader, for alerting her to this breaking news. The year's most criminal university football team is...
Award-winning play described here. Individual achievement award, featuring an AK-47, here. Some Fulmer reader comments: Man, I thought UConn did better. I mean one player got arrested twice in four days….that has to count for something. Doesnt it? |
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University of Toledo: The Life of the Criminal Mind A reader sends UD a very long ESPN article about the disgusting football and basketball programs at Toledo. Details here are not for the faint of heart. Background. ---------------------- UPDATE: Michael R. Davidson at PROFANE has more. |
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Criminal Behavior and Academic Mediocity at Champaign-Urbana 'The recent decision to let junior guard Jamar Smith redshirt for the 2007-08 basketball season is an insult to true Illini fans and emblematic of a culture in which standards are treated merely as a limbo stick. ---editorial, student newspaper--- |
Snapshots from Home:
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Dark Night, Seoul'South Korea is being shaken by a series of scandals involving an art historian, a movie director, a renowned architect, the head of a performing arts center, a popular comic book writer, a celebrity chef, leading actors and actresses, a former TV news anchor, even a revered Buddhist monk. What binds them is that all falsified their academic records. |
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Thoughtful Analysis of Florida's Educational Fiasco It's in The Olympian. Excerpts: 'Florida has five of the nation's 15 largest universities but only one of the nation's top 50 in quality. When students and their parents walk on campuses, they see new buildings and new law schools, medical schools and football teams. Graham's comment about tone, certain to be dismissed as snobbery by that leadership, is key. Some states are strikingly anti-intellectual, and culturally crude -- Nevada, Montana -- and, despite a few pockets of resistance in and around Miami, Florida's like this too. These states don't care much about education on any level; many of them host diploma mills because they don't know or don't care what diploma mills are. The whole idea that education might matter enough for us to go to the trouble of accrediting some schools and withholding accreditation from others seems to them bizarre. These tend to be the big sports states. Their populations show high rates of functional illiteracy. Jazzy entrepreneurs aren't going to want to go to tone deaf Florida. Florida's feeling the pressure on the education front, and a state like Alabama isn't, because of what the chancellor points out -- Florida is an "influential 'mega-trend' state, with an economy larger than those of many sovereign nations." People are watching Florida. They're noting the scandalous disparity between the state's national significance and its piddling higher education system. |
Tuesday, August 28, 2007
![]() Revenge of the Godzillatron |
Saban's Paycheck'...[N]ext month, the U.S. House Ways and Means committee will discuss college athletic programs and whether their millions should remain tax exempt. At the center of all the controversy is [Alabama Coach Nick] Saban’s paycheck. |
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Things Are Looking Up For the Florida International U. Football Team! FIU President Modesto A. Maidique, interviewed by the campus newspaper: 'Q: Can you make any bold predictions about this year's football season? |
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Contreras on Serrano "Alan Contreras," it says at the bottom of this opinion piece in the Oregon Register-Guard, "is an administrator of the Oregon Office of Degree Authorization. He blogs at oregonreview.blogspot.com and holds two real degrees from the University of Oregon." UD's had many occasions, on this blog, to cite the wit and wisdom of Mr. Contreras. She's doing it again. 'Recent stories ... [about] Dave Serrano, a former candidate for baseball coach at the University of Oregon, raise several issues. Are diploma-mill degrees legal for use? Do coaches need degrees at all? Do athletic directors? |
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There's been a hostile takeover... ...of University Diaries. UD has no idea what it means, but she's flattered. |
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Six-Year Graduation Rate Under Thirty Percent 'The Southern football team has had at least 10 players become academically ineligible since the spring, but football hasn’t been the school’s only program touched by grade, retention and clearance issues. ---the advocate--- |
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FUN... ...piece in the New York Times. William McGonagall gets a mention or two. Also Michael Nyman, a major passion of UD's, and not only because Nyman's variations on Henry Purcell are all over this cd. 'The Edinburgh Festival may be one of the world’s great arts fixtures, but its Fringe festival has always operated like a national freak show, opening nonjudgmental arms to anything that could be said to pass as entertainment. Proust on Rollerblades, Ibsen in drag, your favorite Wagner moments whistled by a chorus in gorilla suits: old-timers will have seen and usually passed by it all. And being passed by is the shared experience of Fringe events. They tend to play obscurely, in church halls and basement rooms to audiences of 16, barely noticed, instantly forgotten. |
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Richard Bradley... ... to whose very intelligent and well-informed Harvard-related blog, Shots in the Dark, I've been meaning to link, jumps the gun and links to me and my idea about taking from the rich and giving to the poor. |
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UD Welcomes Readers From the University of Waterloo... ...who, with their outsized interest in sex, are lighting up her blog's circuitry this morning. Someone on the Daily Bulletin's editorial staff linked to UD's recent post about professor/student afffairs and started an Instalanche. |
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Rider's Off the Storm The New Jersey prosecutor, reports Inside Higher Ed, has dropped aggravated hazing charges against two high-ranking adminstrators at Rider College. Background here. |
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UD Quoted in the News-Journal UD's thrilled to see that the education writer for the Daytona Beach News Journal, intrigued by her suggestion that Harvard distribute some of its nigh on forty billion endowment dollars in grants to deserving colleges, has approached leaders of local institutions about what they'd like. 'Margaret Soltan, an English professor at George Washington University whose blog, "University Diaries," can be found at www.insidehighered.com, suggested Harvard start giving grants with all that money. She specifically mentioned Florida Southern College, the Lakeland school that has the largest collection of Frank Lloyd Wright-designed buildings, some of which have fallen into disrepair. UD's favorite detail: Several "very light jets." There's poetry in that. |
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Yet Another Student on the Online Scam This one's at the University of Missouri: 'I came to college expecting lectures, late night cram sessions and running late for mid terms. I wanted to cheer for the sports teams and in some way become an important part of the campus. No, you're not. And as more students recognize online courses for the shoddy things they often turn out to be, the situation, UD firmly believes, will change. |
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"What's Your Relationship to St. John's College?" That's usually the first thing friends ask UD when she tells them that she gave $10,000 to the campus in Annapolis last year. The answer is none. Didn't graduate from there. Knows not a soul there. Walks around the campus a bit when she visits Annapolis... But regular readers of this blog know that UD admires St. John's serious curriculum. Of course, a few thousand is peanuts compared to the gifts the people in this Wall Street Journal article have given to schools from which they didn't graduate.... The main thing UD wants you to notice, though, is the story's very encouraging angle: These people aren't giving to the grotesquely over-endowed schools from which they did graduate. Bravo.
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Monday, August 27, 2007
SOS SIMULCAST'Blogs: All the Noise that Fits The more important the story, the more incidental our opinions become. Something larger is needed: the patient sifting of fact, the acknowledgment that assertion is not evidence and, as the best writers understand, the depiction of real life. Reasoned argument, as well as top-of-the-head comment on the blogosphere, will follow soon enough, and it should. But what lodges in the memory, and sometimes knifes us in the heart, is the fidelity with which a writer observes and tells. The word has lost its luster, but we once called that reporting.' [SOS summarizes: A pisher trying to sound like a grownup.] Labels: SOS |
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On First Looking Into Lance Brigg's Lamborghini Murciélago Roadster LP640 [List price $345,000 Curb weight 4160 lb Engine, transmission 6.5-liter V-12; 6-sp-e-gear sequential manual Horsepower, bhp @ rpm 632 @ 8000 0-60 mph 3.4 sec 0-100 mph 7.8 sec 0-1320 ft (1/4 mile) 11.6 sec @ 125.4 mph Top speed 205 mph Braking, 60-0 mph 107 ft Braking, 80-0 mph 189 ft Lateral accel (200-ft skidpad) 0.96g Speed thru 700-ft slalom 70.5 mph EPA city/highway mileage 10/16 mpg] Much have I traveled in the realms of gold, And many goodly states and kingdoms seen; Round many western islands have I been Which bards in fealty to Apollo hold. Oft of one edenic expressway had I been told That deep-browed Homer ruled as his demesne; Yet did I never breathe its pure serene Till I heard Briggs spin out loud and bold: Then felt I like some watcher of the skies When a new planet swims into his ken; Or like stout Cortez when with eagle eyes He stared at the pacific--and all his men Looked at each other with a wild surmise-- Silent, upon a peak in Darien. Yes, UD could spend all day gazing at the sublime |



