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Sunday, September 30, 2007
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MAINTAINING THEIR PHILOSOPHY The hard numbers at the University of Texas. From a series of articles on sports there at the Austin Statesman newspaper. 'THE LONGHORN ECONOMYThe University of Texas athletics department is among the nation's biggest and best. But as it prepares to spend more than $100 million this year, some ask: Are there limits? |
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A Brief Commentary on the University of California System's Most Provincial Campus, UC Davis. '...[The] flip side of political pressure threatening free expression at universities is political correctness, which also seeks to censor. Albert Hunt, International Herald Tribune |
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Gender Role Inversion in University Sports When first she entered the enteric ooze of American university sports, UD had no idea she'd entered a laboratory of changing gender roles, in which men are women and women men. Coaches bursting with girlish dreams have meltdowns in front of reporters and cameras after someone writes something at odds with their fantasies. University presidents, asked about centuries-old losing teams destroying their schools, flounce about like Scarlet O'Hara in her big skirts ... Fiddle-dee-dee... I'll think about that tomorrow... Donors who cain't say no allow themselves to be fucked over by men who don't care about them... The trend has gotten so embarrassing that the New York Times has decided to cover it. A sports columnist there begins her article with enslaved-and-loving-it Mike Gundy, and then moves on to beat-me-again-master 'Bamans. 'What traits can you inherit from a sugar daddy? |
Saturday, September 29, 2007
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Atrocious and Benumb From an interview with a longtime Columbia University English professor as he leaves New York for California:
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S-O-O-O-PER SECRET AGGIES FANCLUB REVEALED!!!!
![]() 'Texas A&M football coach Dennis Franchione said Thursday he has discontinued a secret e-mail newsletter sent to select boosters willing to pay $1,200 per year for team information that Franchione routinely has withheld from the public. ---san antonio express-news--- |
News for Parrots 'SEN. CRAIG'S FALL MAY BENEFIT SALMON' |
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University of Northern Iowa: Tough it Out 'A Scott County woman who was sexually assaulted in her dorm room at the University of Northern Iowa has sued the school, accusing leaders of improper recruitment and supervision of athletes and botching how they handled the incident's aftermath. ---wcf courier--- |
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Scathing Online Schoolmarm From an article in the Fort Bend Herald:
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Friday, September 28, 2007
wearred for burma |
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Surprisingly Blah... ...piece by Andrew Delbanco in the New York Times magazine about American universities. He's usually a strong writer - stylish, polemical - but here he offers bland generalities in a tired voice. One of many indicators of this weariness -- cliches abounding: '...[P]ublic concern, if not yet an outcry, is on the rise. Note that no particular tossed off expression in itself is fatal -- it's the combination of Delbanco's lazy verbal gestures in a short piece that pretends to be charged up about civiization's highest concerns that does him in. Labels: SOS |
Thursday, September 27, 2007
Louis MacNeice......a great, undervalued poet, was born one hundred years ago this month. The Economist magazine, in a brief appreciation of him, quotes MacNeice on why he writes: "I write poetry because I enjoy it, as one enjoys swimming or swearing, and also because it is my road to freedom and knowledge.” Snow There's a pretty bit of poetic knowledge for you, knowledge gotten at not by reading, or by listening to someone wise, but by having a strange and stirring personal experience -- in this case, by standing in a room during a snowstorm and seeing, as one image, interior roses standing in a window, and snow beating outside against the same window. The soundless interaction between these two incompatible and yet somehow, now, collateral objects, thrills the poet with an expanded sense of how much the world can encompass. They create, together, spring and winter all at once, two seasons simultaneously collateral and incompatible... And this moment of excitement isn't only about one consciousness unexpectedly seeing that the world can be many mutually exclusive things at once; it's about a poet's consciousness getting the shock of metaphor -- a new poetic metaphor being, like roses and snow, a melding of things that had seemed alien to one another, yet which, in the hands of the poet, create a new kind of coherence, a new way of seeing, and a new form of beauty. To realize the richness of the world -- actually to witness it generating new forms of life -- is to feel a disorienting sensual intensity, "the drunkenness of things being various," as in the way fire can bubble like water. There's not much to do with this ecstatic perception other than feel it, on the tongue, eyes, ears, and palms. We can't really understand all that there is besides glass between the snow and the roses, all that exists in the world in the act of our perceiving it, but we can understand, through the senses, that there is a magical fullness latent in our human setting. Poetry like this captures and celebrates this magic. Poetic euphoria excites our own collateral euphoria. |
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Meltdown Snowballs, Overshadows 'Gundy's meltdown, captured on video, snowballed into a national controversy, overshadowed other interesting story lines this week (Cal-Oregon matchup, Kentucky's 4-0 start) and was entirely avoidable.' ---star-tribune--- |
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Whereas San Diego State's President Suffers from Crippling Jocksniffery... ...members of his faculty have sought a way to relieve his distress. The San Diego Union-Tribune reports: 'RESOLUTION TO ABOLISH PROGRAM FORTHCOMING THE RESOLUTION: 'Resolution regarding Football at SDSU |
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Snapshots from Home While writing in her journal on the Metro this morning, UD idly scratches her knee, which starts bleeding. Blood makes a line down her leg. The polar opposite of a Girl Scout, UD is never prepared for anything. She travels absurdly lightly, and beyond antihistamines for allergies, carries no first aid. She rips a page out of her journal and presses it to her knee. Not very effective. Two women in a nearby seat who've been chatting in Spanish look at her. One holds out hankies. "You want?" "Yes, thank you! You're very kind," says UD, holding the much more absorbent material against her leg. "A sterile pad might be even better," says a man two seats over. "I looked for adhesive too, but I can't find any." UD takes the pad and thanks the man. "I didn't know this was the hospital car," UD says, smiling at everyone. |
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Headline of the Day HUNDREDS GATHER FOR OBSCENE STUDENT NEWSPAPER EDITORIAL HEARING |
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![]() Stern Heartland Probity Iowa Senator Charles Grassley helped bring down American University President Benjamin Ladner, and has continued to investigate corruption at that institution. Other universities, and university-related entities like the NCAA, may be hearing from the scarily upright Grassley soon as well. Grassley explains: "The taxpayers subsidize university endowments in two ways. One, the taxpayer’s donation to the endowment is tax deductible. Two, the endowment itself isn’t taxed. So big tax breaks make the big endowments possible, and taxpayers at large pay for those tax breaks,” Grassley said in a statement. “Since tax breaks for charitable donations are supposed to contribute to the public good, it’s fair to ask whether the tax breaks that lead to big university endowments are serving the public. That’s especially true when low- and middle-income working families are struggling to pay college tuition." Inside Higher Ed reports other details of a recent congressional hearing: ...'[T]he issue that garnered the most attention, both from senators and critics in the higher education establishment, was the question of how much universities should dip into their endowments each year to offset rising tuition costs. |
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Online Courses: A Boon to University Sports Sure, you can go to the major news outlets for the barebones narrative of the nation's latest large-scale athletic cheating scandal, but why not come to UD, where you will be provided, free of charge, what anthropologists call a thick description? Begin with this editorial last year in a Florida newspaper: '...Florida State dropped from 110th on the overall [US News and World Report] list to 112th. USF stayed in the third tier - which includes schools ranked below 125th - which is disappointing considering the university's potential and its location in a dynamic, growing region. ![]() Yes, there's Florida State, barely making it out of the third tier... a really bad university, though somewhat lost in the tropical welter of bad Florida universities... Still, FSU has sports galore, and that's what Floridians care about. And not just the citizens of the state, but the very faculty and staff of the school, some of whom have discovered the advantages of online learning: '...Two athletic department academic assistance employees have resigned and 23 Florida State University athletes were implicated in cheating on tests given over the Internet, school officials said Wednesday. Another article notes that 'The testing involved a single [online] course, which was not identified. Some students from the 2007 semester indicated that it was common knowledge among the student athletes that the tutor would help with the exams in the class.' Looks like someone at FSU has been studying the methods of the famed Thomas Petee at unaccredited Auburn University (UD removed its accreditation a few months back).... Although the details of the FSU case are somewhat baffling in their idiocy... '[I]t was a student-athlete who came forward in March with concerns of possible misconduct. Weird M.O. here: You tell an athlete -- an honest person -- to cheat for another athlete. Not just weird. I mean, how degenerate can you get? You trade on your "great relationship" with an athlete to make him cheat for you... The genius of the piece, though, is online education: 'Each of the student-athletes was enrolled in the same online course. 'A consulting firm that has its roots in NCAA enforcement will help FSU deliver [its] message [to the NCAA].' [What message? The message that FSU shouldn't really be penalized because after all someone came forward, and the school investigated right away, etc. The consulting firm will charge FSU, which has its ass in a sling and isn't in a position to complain, a whole lot for this work, but I doubt there's anyone in Florida who minds this use being made of their tuition and tax dollars. It's sports, after all.] |
Wednesday, September 26, 2007
Blogoscopy'Thanks in part to bloggers, |
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Intro English Professor A piece on William C. Dowling, a Rutgers University English professor who reviles big-time university sports, appears in today's New York Times. Background on Dowling here. 'On the morning this week when the Rutgers football team reached No. 10 in the national rankings, Prof. William C. Dowling retreated four centuries to a favorite poem. It was John Donne’s “Valediction Forbidding Mourning,” the day’s topic in English 219, an introductory course in lyric literature. Dr. Dowling had set aside all 80 minutes for plumbing Donne’s 36 lines. This guy doesn't drive? Does close readings of old poems? Loves early Dylan? Hates Division I-A sports? Where do they find these people? |
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Senator Grassley Continues to Wonder How Flying on the Team Plane, Or Hoarding 35 Billion Dollars in Endowments, Serves the Public Good. 'The senior Republican on the U.S. Senate Finance Committee plans to expand an investigation into the tax-exempt status of college sports, reopening a debate about whether donors should receive a tax deduction for contributing to athletics departments. ---CHE--- |
Tuesday, September 25, 2007
Andrew Sullivan on Lee Bollinger:
Though virtually all of the commenters on an earlier post of mine about Bollinger's speech disagree, UD agrees. |
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Scathing Online Schoolmarm Background here. Editorial 'Beer Not A Civil Right Tuesday, September 25, 2007 Our reaction to Thursday night’s rally, for which over 100 students strode into Red Square to bravely raise up their voices against the terrible iniquity of stricter alcohol policies, can be summed up in three words: Only at Georgetown. [Pretty good opening. Laying it on a bit thick, though -- drop either bravely or terrible, for instance.... Actually, let's try dropping them both and see how things go: ...to raise up their voices against the iniquity of stricter alcohol policies... Yes - that's snappier, and the sarcasm remains intact. And you avoid the split infinitive. Only at Georgetown's great.] Only at Georgetown, where an abnormally high thirst for political activism complements a robust college social environment, could such an event occur. There is no other school with the personalities, or the pomposity, or the sheer gall to pull off a spectacle as extravagantly preposterous as the one that took place in Red Square on Thursday. [Again, fine, but note that tightening up a bit on the adverbs and adjectives will make it even better. Only at Georgetown, where a high thirst for political activism complements a robust social environment, could such an event occur. No other school has the personalities (There is, with its prominent to be verb, is a dull way to start the sentence.), the pomposity, and the gall to pull off a spectacle as preposterous as the one that took place in Red Square on Thursday.] We have on several occasions condemned the new alcohol policies enforced this year by the university and the Metropolitan Police Department as a misguided, unfair and exaggerated response to a problem that has never truly been pervasive on our campus. [On several occasions is a bit pompous, and you've just complained about pomposity. Drop "new," since "enforced this year" does the trick there. Drop "that has... been" and just write a problem never truly pervasive...] But there are right and wrong ways to oppose those policies. Last fall, during consideration of a proposed keg ban in campus housing [Drop proposed.], student leaders actively lobbied the university and held a forum for students [Say campus leaders to avoid the repetition of student.] to present their concerns to administrators. Their efforts clearly paid off; the university ultimately chose not to implement a ban. [Loading up a bit on adverbs -- actively, clearly, ultimately. Drop some of this.] And most of the tactics by which students have opposed the new policies this year have also been reasonable — more than 2,000 students signed a petition against the new policies that was sent to university administrators. As the movement against the new policies grows more and more hysterical, however, it will grow harder for anyone on campus to take it seriously. [Let this sentence stand alone; it makes the introduction of wonderful detail in the next section come out more strongly.] At the rally, organizers demanded that administrators meet their demands of [Say organizers insisted, to avoid repetition of demand.]— we’re not making these up — “amnesty” for all Category A violations related to the new policies this year, and for age-neutral party registration, a condition that would require Georgetown to blatantly disregard local alcohol laws. [Drop blatantly.] Some students want to boycott this year’s senior gift. And a recent thread on the protest group’s Facebook page seriously discusses the possibility of a sit-in. What’s next? A hunger strike? Or better yet, maybe a “sober strike!” [Exclamation mark cutesy. Drop it.] We won’t drink until we can do it on our terms! [Exclamation mark here okay.. How about rewriting the sentence like this: Or better yet, a sober strike: "We won't drink until we can do it on our terms!"] (See how many kids sign up for that.) Or maybe — just maybe — there are better ways to use Red Square. A considerably smaller group of students met there earlier on Thursday. They were protesting what they considered racial injustice in the prosecution of six black students in Jena, La. In 2005, students and faculty gathered there, lit candles and prayed for the victims of Hurricane Katrina, one of the deadliest natural disasters in American history. [Drop final clause in this sentence. Just end on Katrina.] STAND used to hold rallies in Red Square, but they’ve been struggling lately to maintain student interest. [Drop lately.] They’re a Georgetown-founded group trying to bring an end to genocide in Darfur. Mom and Dad held rallies, protests and sit-ins of their own. Theirs were to advocate civil rights and to oppose a war in Vietnam. If the only thing that can unify Georgetown students outside of basketball season is the desire for a more convenient game of beer pong, well then, that’s so depressing that we may decide to just quit drinking altogether. [Nice, amusing, final line. UD'd do it like this, though: Ours advocate a more convenient game of beer pong. How depressing. We might just swear off drinking altogether.]' ---the hoya, georgetown university student newspaper--- Labels: SOS |
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Blogoscopy From an interview with Seymour Hersh in the Jewish Journal: 'JJ: New York magazine has a profile this week of Matt Drudge of the Drudge Report, and they call him "America's Most Influential Journalist." What have bloggers like Drudge done to journalism, and how do you think it compares to the muckrakers that you came of age with? This is as good a time as any for UD to admit that she's not been reading the print New York Times, which she and Mr. UD get delivered, for a number of months now. She isn't even doing the Sunday crossword puzzle! She fiddled with the puzzle a bit on the car trip home from Rehoboth, but even there, as soon as the spectacular views from the Bay Bridge opened up, she put it aside.... Of course, as a blogeuse, UD spends a lot of time online, and the NYT is fully available to her there, and she can be much more selective, and it isn't awkward to hold... Speaking of which, a sort of self-defeating thing seems to be going on with the print NYT. It keeps proliferating new sections. And certain established sections -- like the Sunday Arts thing -- have gotten insanely thick. The result is a newspaper whose physical bulk and dizzying number of stories discourages UD from the outset. There's a twenty-first century elegance to online reading, and an unwieldy twentieth century feel to paper, made worse in this case by what I take to be the Times' desperate effort to keep me reading by throwing more goodies at me. --- hersh interview via andrew sullivan --- |
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Bread and Circuses The evolution of America's universities away from study and toward spectacle proceeds. ...'Among the surveyed institutions [in a recent study of a group of institutions], athletics departments brought in an increasing share of the colleges' overall donations. In 1998 athletics gifts accounted for 14.7 percent of overall gifts. By 2003 sports donations had reached 26 percent. |
Monday, September 24, 2007
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More Special Pleading for the UT Football Team 'No one doubts the headaches that go with keeping tabs on 85 testosterone-charged young men, making sure they go to class, study and pass — and seeing that they stay out of trouble. There is no way a coaching staff can stand guard over an entire team 24 hours a day.' ---austin american-statesman--- Imagine this argument in female terms: 'No one doubts the headaches that go with policing the emotional stability of an estrogen-charged university president, making sure she can lead, generate alumni support, and oversee a school's educational mission - and seeing that she stays on an even keel. There is no way an administrative staff can stand guard over a woman president 24 hours a day.' |
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Speaking Truth to Power Anyone who thinks academic administrators lack balls should listen to what Columbia University President Lee Bollinger just said to Ahmadinejad. I don't think the speech is online yet; I just listened to it on a live broadcast. Go get hold of it. An absolutely uncompromising, insulting thing of beauty. I'm proud to be an American. Proud to be an academic. ************** Andrew Sullivan must be having a blast! Ahmadinejad just said "We don't have homosexuality in Iran. We do not have that phenomenon in our country." The entire auditorium erupted in loud, derisive laughter. *************** From the blog The Full Circle: Must watch, must read ------------------------ Video here. |
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SOS Utopia: Houston Chronicle 'LEGAL WOES BEGIN TO TARNISH UT's REPUTATION [Begin? Tarnish? The reporter needs to get out of Texas.] |







