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Saturday, September 30, 2006
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Team and Coach Crime Update -- From Your Friends at the Columbus Dispatch: [Many people] wonder what is going on with the [Ohio University] football program. Seventeen players have been arrested in Athens County in the past nine months, The Dispatch found, after only a smattering of arrests in recent years. |
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OSU Nanotechnology All In A Flutter WHOLE lotta shakin goin' on at Oklahoma State and environs thanks to none other than Mr. T. Boone Pickens! People think he's only interested in football, and sure, he just gave the university about two hundred million dollars for it. But he's also interested in the life of the mind. The other day, he gave $25,000 to the Stillwater public schools. The real shakin', though, is about the big new stadium he's putting up: OSU will request $25 million from the Oklahoma Legislature to build an engineering research center as a solution to problems recently caused by the construction at Boone Pickens Stadium, said Gary Shutt, director of communications. |
Friday, September 29, 2006
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Le Culte du Moi... ...is a student-run literary magazine at UD's place of business, George Washington University. On Friday, October 6, the editors are planning a marathon reading of Lolita, to be held in University Yard (the main quad):
I like the idea of this thing, and the way they're promoting it, with purple lollipops in the faculty mailboxes. |
Thursday, September 28, 2006
Getting Weird Out There.'Until earlier today, viewers of BoingBoing, a popular blog, could watch a video clip of a giggling business-school lecturer acting goofy in class, under the heading “apparently-baked biz school prof who was soon fired.” |
Tweety Bird Becomes Phoenix'GLENDALE, Ariz. – The 63,400-seat home of the Arizona Cardinals in Glendale, AZ now has a name: University of Phoenix Stadium. The US Army works in the service of the nation... Phoenix is a for-profit that works in the service of its share holders... Anyway, as UD's reader Andre, who sent her this, points out, there's something intriguing about having a football stadium for a university that has no football team... That has no university, really, Phoenix having only the faintest physical reality... All very postmodern. |
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Er, I picked up the post below... ... in one click via Google. Don't seem to be able to edit its messy prose, etc. Haven't even watched the video yet! But I thought I might as well post it... It's probably amusing... |
Mad Professor Smashes Cell Phone
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First, an Article from Today's Harvard Crimson. Then, ACT II: THE IMPORTANCE OF BEING ANDREI [for act I, go here] 'Schleifer's Curtain Has Yet To Close *********************************************** THE IMPORTANCE OF BEING ANDREI Act II Morning room at the Harvard Club. [Harry and David are at the window, looking out into the garden.] Harry. The fact that they did not follow us at once into the Club, as any one else would have done, seems to me to show that they have some sense of shame left. David. They have been eating muffins. That looks like repentance. Harry. [After a pause.] They don’t seem to notice us at all. Couldn’t you cough? David. But I haven’t got a cough. Harry. They’re looking at us. What effrontery! David. They’re approaching. That’s very forward of them. Harry. Let us preserve a dignified silence. David. Certainly. It’s the only thing to do now. [Enter Andrei followed by Lawrence. They whistle some dreadful popular air from a British Opera.] Harry. This dignified silence seems to produce an unpleasant effect. David. A most distasteful one. Harry. But we will not be the first to speak. David. Certainly not. Harry. Mr. Shleifer, I have something very particular to ask you. Much depends on your reply. David. Harry, your common sense is invaluable. Mr. Summers, kindly answer me the following question. Why did you pretend to know nothing of your intimate friend's misappropriation of funds? Lawrence. In order that I might have an opportunity of impressing you with my continuing to be president of Harvard University. David. [To Harry.] That certainly seems a satisfactory explanation, does it not? Harry. Yes, dear, if you can believe him. David. I don’t. But that does not affect the wonderful beauty of his answer. Harry. True. In matters of grave importance, style, not sincerity is the vital thing. Mr. Shleifer, what explanation can you offer to me for pretending to have a sincere interest in Russia's well-being when you intended only to enrich yourself financially? Was it in order that you might have an opportunity of lavishing Faberge eggs upon me? Andrei. Can you doubt it, Mr Lewis? Harry. I have the gravest doubts upon the subject. But I intend to crush them. This is not the moment for German scepticism. [Moving to David.] Their explanations appear to be quite satisfactory, especially Mr. Shleifer’s. That seems to me to have the stamp of truth upon it. David. I am more than content with what Mr. Summers said. His voice alone inspires one with absolute credulity. Harry. Then you think we should forgive them? David. Yes. I mean no. Harry. True! I had forgotten. There are principles at stake that one cannot surrender. Which of us should tell them? The task is not a pleasant one. David. Could we not both speak at the same time? Harry. An excellent idea! I nearly always speak at the same time as other people. Will you take the time from me? David. Certainly. [Harry beats time with uplifted finger.] Harry and David [Speaking together.] Your refusal to give an interview to the Harvard Crimson is still an insuperable barrier. That is all! Andrei and Lawrence [Speaking together.] An interview to the Crimson! Is that all? But we are going to be interviewed this afternoon. Harry. [To Andrei] For my sake you are prepared to do this terrible thing? Andrei. I am. David . [To Lawrence.] To please me you are ready to face this fearful ordeal? Lawrence. I am! Harry. How absurd to talk of the equality of the disciplines! Where questions of self-sacrifice are concerned, economists are infinitely beyond us. Andrei. We are. [Clasps hands with Lawrence.] David. They have moments of physical courage of which we know absolutely nothing. Harry. [To Andrei.] Darling! David. [To Lawrence.] Darling! [They fall into each other’s arms.] [Enter Merriman. When he enters he coughs loudly, seeing the situation.] Merriman. Ahem! Ahem! The Committee on Professional Conduct! Andrei. Good heavens! ... to be continued |
Wednesday, September 27, 2006
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It's Official Sorry to have to bring this news to UD's readers, who have followed the Canyon Ranch 'thesda development, which was going to be located across the street from UD's daughter's high school, since it was kneehigh to a grasshopper. The on-again, off-again effort to bring a luxury Canyon Ranch condominium community to North Bethesda is now officially off, making the high-profile development the region's latest victim of a slumbering condo market that has claimed dozens of projects. |
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A Snapshot from Gordon Gee's Brief Brown University Presidency (with a wonderful statement about diversity thrown in too]
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Well, Here 'Tis. The Chronicle piece is mainly about the phenomenon -- UD knew about it, but not how apparently widespread it is -- of professors writing their own flattering Rate My Professors entries. I can see how, from a reputation and recruitment perspective, this is a good idea ( "Dr. Mengele is the most compasionate docter I've ever had!!" ), but otherwise it's plain pathetic. |
Tuesday, September 26, 2006
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With a Name Like 'Vanderbilt'... ...your salary's got to be good! Oh...okay...I finally got the VUcast website to open... I assume it's slow because every Vanderbilt student and alumnus is rushing over to it in order to see how Chancellor Gordon Gee, subject of a front-page story in today's Wall Street Journal about his $1.4 million salary and general Ladnerian excesses, is handling this little crisis: An article in the Wall Street Journal on Sept. 26 analyzed the changing nature of corporate governance at colleges and universities and featured Vanderbilt University as a case study. The Journal's report on this important issue presented an incomplete portrait of Vanderbilt. The first page of the site goes on to list Vanderbilt's impressive achievements under Chancellor Gee, which the authors of the site seem to think will 'complete' the WSJ portrait of their school. But the WSJ is interested in news; and what's newsworthy about Vanderbilt is not its recent institutional accomplishments but its wildly overcompensated Chancellor.... Let's click to page two of Vanderbilt's crisis-response website -- "Questions and Answers" -- Why does Chancellor Gee have a chef? is, for instance, one of the questions. Turns out it's a money-saver! Other questions take up the customary shit unscrupulous university leaders tend to step into: conflict of interest, over-chumminess with trustees and their businesses, vague terms of employment contracts and executive compensation, excessive spending on The Residence, a wife who smokes dope... A wife who smokes dope? Q: What is your response to the allegation that Constance Gee used marijuana in the University residence? Tight-ass response to a rather intriguing question... Not that UD cares if Madame Gee, bored out of her gourd in the manse, likes to liven things up with hemp... But these things are awkward on college campuses, where you're supposed to be discouraging your students from doing that sort of thing by setting an example and all... Gordon Gee. It's a name calling out for a limerick... And now there's some amusing material for one... UD will give it a whirl... |
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WHY GO TO CLASS WHEN YOU CAN DOWNLOAD THE LECTURE? 'In its latest sales pitch, Dell Canada directs a simple question to students: "Why go to class when you can download the lecture?" ---national post/canada--- |
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Welcome... ...readers of The Sheila Variations. Come for the Capote, stay for the Soltan. |
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As We Prepare for UD's... ...remarks in the Chronicle of Higher Education tomorrow about Rate My Professors, here's a short piece from the Georgetown University student newspaper about faculty and student attitudes about the thing. One faculty comment got my attention: Maureen Corrigan, an adjunct professor of English with [a rather middling]... rating ... said she has never visited the Web site. This brief comment has all the elements of one popular professorial response to phenomena like RMP: Snobbery, self-preening, willful blindness, and false assumptions. *** Unlike in-house evaluations, which often do want students to go to town on congeniality questions, RMP asks students to focus on the clarity of the professor, the difficulty of the course, and other serious matters. Student comments by and large reflect this approach -- they tend to say little about whether they found a professor congenial, and much about the competence of a professor's style of teaching. *** Corrigan would know this if she glanced at RMP, but she is above that sort of thing. *** Not that RMP solicits this sort of information, but Gertrude Stein would no doubt be a hoot in the classroom, since she had a wicked sense of humor and quite the delivery. As for congeniality: Stein was a spectacular hostess who ran the most sought-after salon in Paris. I'm not sure what Corrigan is thinking about here. Though Arendt would have complained bitterly about not being able to smoke in the classroom, everything I've read about her as a writer, scholar, and teacher suggests that she had a passion and focus that many students would have found not merely congenial, but exciting. *** As to Corrigan's implicit comparison of herself to people like Arendt and Stein: The main thing students note about Corrigan is that she's easy. Indeed, her overall "Ease" rating is way high. Arendt and Stein were not pushovers. |
Monday, September 25, 2006
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A Peculiarly Bifurcated Book The new Walter Benn Michaels book, The Trouble with Diversity, is both funny haha and funny hmm. A direct and witty writer, Michaels gets a lot of play out of ridiculing liberal elites who think they're solving economic inequality when they're merely effusing about how delightful cultural diversity - including the diversity between people with loads of cash and people with almost none - can be. Though he doesn't like David Brooks, Michaels is noting something very similar to what Brooks notes, in Bobos in Paradise, when he describes a bourgeois bohemian woman who will ceaselessly bash yuppies in order to show that [she herself has] not become one. [She] will talk about [her] nanny as if she were [her] close personal friend, as if it were just a weird triviality that [the woman herself] happens to live in a $900,000 Santa Monica house and [the nanny] takes the bus two hours each day to the barrio. Like Richard Rorty, who can be funny, too, when he goes after academics whose theoretical exertions, in terms of producing anything that might contribute to juster economic and social arrangements, are worth shit, Michaels scores point after point exposing the preening absurdity of diversitarians, and in particular the idiocy of their assumption that all cultures, including impoverished ones, are jest the cutest things: ...The union workers who took a day off to protest President Grover Cleveland's deployment of twelve thousand troops to break the Pullman strike weren't campaigning to have their otherness respected. The idea that people don't want economic justice, but rather want their cultural specificity flattered -- no matter how obvious it is that some specificities are profoundly undesirable -- is ludicrous on its face, but Michaels argues persuasively that it continues to dominate the multicultural pieties of our time, and as a result acts as a massive distraction from the real work of bettering people's lives. He's hilarious on the subject, for instance, of American Sign Language culture: ...[W]e can get a sense of how attractive the idea of cultural equality has become and of how successfully it can function to obscure more consequential forms of inequality by recognizing that even in situations where the disappearance of [disadvantages] would seem to be an unequivocally good thing, some people refuse to let go. [With new medical interventions, more and more people can avoid being deaf and having to use ASL.] ... [S]cholars like ... Trevor Johnston have become increasingly concerned about the possibility of sign's disappearance. [Johnston notes that cochlear implants are causing a decline in the signing deaf community which may lead to a] 'loss of language and culture.' 'It goes without saying,' Johnston remarks, 'that this scenario gives me no joy.' ... The hope for ASL is that inadequate health care and some really catastrophic new diseases could keep it alive for a while longer; the fear is that the the cochlear implant and genetic testing will eventually kill it. Similarly, why mess with poor cultures in America when all cultures are great and should be sustained just because? In any case, Michaels points out, some studies show that many people think they're in a higher economic class than they are. He cites conservative observers who therefore argue that "class and class mobility are functions of how people feel about their position." So [I]f you can get everybody (the rich and the poor) to think they belong to the middle class, then you've accomplished the magical trick of redistributing wealth without actually transferring any money. The Trouble with Diversity is really about focusing our attention on the reality of profound and shameful economic disparities in the United States; like Thomas Frank's book, What's the Matter With Kansas?, it's an honestly perplexed inquiry into why Americans will contort themselves in all sorts of emotional ways in order to avoid an intellectual reckoning with gross monetary injustice. Yet at the end of the book, Michaels overdoes the honesty bit and weakens his case. In a "Conclusion: About the Author," Michaels natters on about himself -- he's Jewish, he guesses, but not so's you'd notice... he'd rather go to Paris than Las Vegas... reads the New York Times... lives in downtown Chicago... And ol' UD's thinkin' - He ran out of things to say but he had a book contract, so he's filling up pages... with cultural self-flattery. In that particularly repellent mode UD calls KISS ME I'M HONEST. Says he's got an enormous household income but wants much more because he wants to be the super-rich he envies in the pages of the NYT ... that the homeless guy outside his house pisses him off rather than inspires him to become Albert Schweitzer... that he thinks he has better taste than other people... When Michaels tells us, in a book about the economic greed, blindness, and insensitivity of American elites, that he himself's an invidious grasping sort, it doesn't humanize him or interestingly complicate the redistribution problem.... If indeed he "does not feel rich" even though he's hugely affluent, one can only conclude that it's because of people like Michaels that we're in the cruel winner-take-all fix he himself deplores. |
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"We Pay for This School, and Then We Piss on It." First-rate writing from Travis Andrews at LSU. For once, Scathing Online Schoolmarm finds nothing to criticize. So LSU is tired of being a third-tier university. Labels: SOS |
Sunday, September 24, 2006
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DPs UD has pointed out before on this blog that sheer numbers of people in college mean nothing. Italy has more people in college than we do. Ooh! What are they doing there? What sorry excuse for a college are they in? Piling bodies on is pointless if the college experience -- either because the institution is poor, or because the student lacks a shred of intellectual interest -- is pointless. I had a student once who got an almost perfect score on his verbal SATs. He was a spectacular writer, and a witty and personable character. He told me early in his freshman year he had absolutely no interest in attending college -- his wealthy parents insisted he go. His longstanding passion was for car racing and writing about car racing. No matter how many semesters of C minuses he racked up, he was going to be a racer and a racing writer and nothing else. I assume that's what he's doing now. He barely made it through college. The main thing he accomplished by staying in was delaying the onset of his writing career. In the Christian Science Monitor, George C. Leef writes: Boosting college participation would mean recruiting still more ...disengaged students. Increasing their numbers will not give us a more skilled workforce; it will just put more downward pressure on academic standards. Distance learning, podcasting, grade inflation, a pulverized curriculum, sports majors on sports-mad campuses, no restrictions on how long people can stay in college -- all of these and many other trends make the world safe for the curious new class of college-goers who shouldn't be in college. Of course, there's a vast company of administrators whose jobs depend on the existence of these displaced persons... |
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Snapshots from Home UD's friends Cyd and Bill, who run A Third Place Pub and Cafe ![]() in Eustis, Florida, visited this morning. They're on their way back to Florida, stopping in on friends and family as they go. They mentioned that they have a friend who sells UFO Abduction Insurance. UD has already contacted him. |
Saturday, September 23, 2006
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A Million Irish Pieces Kathy's Story, an insipidly told tale of hyper-Dickensian misery in Ireland's Magdalene laundries, may just be our next big thing, hoaxwise. It has virtually all the James Frey markings -- every significant person dead; absence of any record of her having been in the places she describes; sudden unavailability of the author for newspaper interviews; lawsuits on their way from a variety of institutions, etc. The London Times writes: It is a harrowing story of a young woman’s life destroyed by nuns and priests, and it has raced to the top of the bestseller list. But now a chorus of voices, including those of the author’s own family, claim that the ordeal described by Kathy O’Beirne simply does not ring true and is nothing more than a cruel hoax. |
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Snapshots from Home Details on the violence at Georgetown University -- an event overshadowed by yet bloodier business the same night at Duquesne. |
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EASY TARGET But this prose nonetheless pulverizes its subject: [Lewis] Lapham’s “Pretensions to Empire: Notes on the Criminal Folly of the Bush Administration” is by far the more trying of the two [new books under review]. The editor emeritus of Harper’s Magazine and its Notebook columnist for more than 25 years, Lapham compares the Bush administration to a “criminal syndicate” and Condoleezza Rice to a “capo.” He likens the United States to “a well-ordered police state” and the policies of its Air Force to those of Torquemada and Osama bin Laden. He calls Bush “a liar,” “a televangelist,” “a wastrel” and (ultimately) “a criminal — known to be armed and shown to be dangerous.” Really most sincerely dead. ---new york times--- |
Friday, September 22, 2006
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Placeholder UD's in the thick of teaching, meeting, holding office hours... But here's a remark a character makes in Don DeLillo's novel Great Jones Street ... Something for you to ponder until I check in later this evening: "Life itself is sheer ambiguity. If a person doesn't see that, he's either an asshole or a fascist." |
Thursday, September 21, 2006
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THIS AND THAT... ...as UD races out the door to 'thesda's Montgomery Mall, where she'll do her annual dash-through to get presentable clothes for the academic year. Longtime readers know that this event always ends with a worried call from UD's credit card company, in which she's warned that a thief has been dashing through Montgomery Mall using her card... *** I Dismember Mama Shannon Chamberlain writes a fine and balanced appraisal of recent books about the Mommy Wars. *** Date Change The article about Rate My Professors in which UD's excellent insights (not that she remembers any of them - it was a phone interview) appear comes out the 27th, not the 26th. *** New York Times Business Writer's Long National Nightmare Over For the last few months, UD's been haunted by the anxieties about Harvard's financial future that Joseph Nocera shared in his article titled "Harvard Punishes Success." Mourning the departure of all of Harvard's money men because the university slapped an unconscionable ceiling of $20 million on each man's take home pay (they'd been getting $35 million and were due to get more), Nocera predicted Harvard's endowment would go down the tubes as second-raters willing to work for chump change took over. Well Joe - and all of us - can heave a sigh of relief! The mendicants now running the show did great! The endowment's up to 30 billion! Sixty billion, here we come! |
Wednesday, September 20, 2006
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Don't Rain But it Pours A Chronicle of Higher Education article in which UD, among others, is interviewed about the website Rate My Professors, comes out this Tuesday. I'll link to it. |
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UD quoted in the London Times Higher Education Supplement 'Daniel Drezner had been an avid reader of blogs since the 1990s, when the now-ubiquitous online soapboxes appeared. But it wasn't until 9/11 when everyone started talking about international politics that Drezner, a specialist on the subject and at the time an associate political science professor at the University of Chicago, weighed in. |
The Dean's September'The dean of the University of San Diego's business school – who is in the midst of establishing a program stressing ethics and responsibility – has been arrested in suburban Cleveland and charged with complicity to possess drugs. via inside higher education |
Tuesday, September 19, 2006
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Scathing Online Schoolmarm UD considers her fellow 'thesdan Robert Samuelson's recent opinion piece in the Washington Post. 'Call it the ExhibitioNet. [Samuelson wants to start with a bang, so he contrives this clever name for the exhibitionistic internet: ExhibitioNet. Only the name's not clever. Result: Inauspicious first sentence.] It turns out that the Internet has unleashed the greatest outburst of mass exhibitionism in human history. [The word - the concept - exhibitionism - is too broad for the use Samuelson seems to want to make of it here. As a writer who has written for decades about private as well as public matters in tons of different media, Samuelson is, by the vague measure he's about to offer, much more exhibitionistic than the people he attacks.] Everyone may not be entitled, as Andy Warhol once suggested, to 15 minutes of fame. [Lazy writer. The Warhol quotation is dead in the water, having been cited everywhere by everyone. And cast your eye to the end of Samuelson's essay: He'll also quote Thoreau on quiet desperation. Surpassing writerly sloth.] But everyone is entitled to strive for 15 minutes -- or 30, 90 or much more. We have blogs, "social networking" sites (MySpace.com, Facebook), YouTube and all their rivals. Everything about these sites is a scream for attention. Look at me. Listen to me. Laugh with me -- or at me. [Again, as a tireless promoter of his own experiences through decades of writing, Samuelson is hardly in a position to complain about other people. Unless, of course, he thinks he's better than other people, more deserving of air time. I'd be willing to consider his case for himself on this score, but he doesn't make it in this tossed-off plaint. Further, at no point in this opinion piece will Samuelson note that his traditional media -- judging by his bio, I'd guess he's in his sixties -- which are newspapers and magazines, are struggling to keep up with the new media he's describing as worthless and narcissistic. It would be more honest of him to mention the threat these new forms pose to writers like him rather than attacking them all as primal screams.] Labels: SOS |
No surprises here.The college diplomas of the nation's top executives tell an intriguing story: Getting to the corner office has more to do with leadership talent and a drive for success than it does with having an undergraduate degree from a prestigious university. |


