… (and I think this is the first time in her life UD‘s gone to a shoe shine), UD presented her dry, filthy, thready boots to a guy who took out a cigarette lighter and began burning them.

A small crowd formed. UD pulled up her pants when the flame seemed to be approaching her legs.

“I thought you’d use scissors.”

“Better to burn ’em. Just need to be careful you only get the threads.”

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  1. Van L. Hayhow Says:

    Now that is what I call expertise.

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