March 8th, 2025
Go to a hidden illegal destination, put on boxing gloves, and then beat the shit out of each other until you kill someone.

Don’t call 911 or anything as he’s dying, because you’re not supposed to be at the secret illegal destination, and your fraternity isn’t supposed to be beating people to death. Keep it quiet, lie about everything, and let the guy die.

March 8th, 2025
South Carolina has the firing squad; Iran has 74 lashes.

In Iran, you get whipped 74 times for singing songs about women who choose not to cover every inch of their whorish flesh; in some US states, condemned murderers can opt to be shot to death by the state.

March 5th, 2025
“It would be so sad and so shameful that a country that has been a leader in public health for so many decades would be losing [its ‘measles eliminated’] status.”

Shame seems to be the big thing at the moment (“And I have — I first started thinking, is it — am I feeling grief? Am I feeling shock, like I’m in a hallucination? But I just think shame, moral shame. It’s a moral injury to see the country you love behave in this way.”) as the US regresses to Second World status, with our would-be dictator and primitive public realm.

Our emerging civic models are disease-vector cults (fringe Mennonites, the Ultraorthodox) and it’s INSANE that we keep giving zealots vaccination exemptions and education exemptions and civic existence exemptions but this is where we are. Eventually our sense of shame will disappear, and it’ll be all Ostrogoth and Visigoth and Mad Max Fury Road.

At least we’ll have plenty of guns for the incipient permanent warfare.

February 26th, 2025
‘”There should be no reason for us to see measles outbreaks in this country, or anywhere in the world right now, due to the fact that we have a very safe and effective vaccine,” [a local public health official] said.’

Yeah, well a kid already died of measles because unfortunately for the kid he/she lived in a state that thinks freedom means ignoring everything primitive cults within the state do (go, Texas!) — wouldn’t want to interfere with the fringe-Mennonite cluster out there that doesn’t educate or vaccinate its children. Too cute! Leave ’em be! It’s Trump DEI.

And just wait til a lot of other anti-vaxxers in Texas and New Mexico get a load of the effects of HUGELY contagious measles on their children.

February 10th, 2025
Megamansion Mischief!

A heady mix of martinis, machine guns, and masses of paying underage partiers (no guest list – you simply respond to flyers advertising it all over town) just exploded — whodathunkit? — into mortal combat! A sixteen year old is dead, and a bunch of other kids are injured, and somebody filmed the fun, with tons of people racing and screaming down the driveway into the night.

Here’s the house, in case you also want to pack a bunch of armed strangers into a random unguarded location and get them drunk.

As with the late-night lounge massacres UD tracks on this blog, the megamansion massacres have become routine; but just as no one wants to shut down the lounges, so no one seems interested in messing with the bullet-spewing big houses.

Maybe the extremely wealthy neighbors of mansions like this one? Does it bother them a tad?

UD also wonders about the people who build insanely massive houses like this one. Did they intend for some rich person to buy it, and when that didn’t happen they decided to rent it out to swarms of teenage shooters? Me don’t get it.

February 10th, 2025
Surely James Madison University knew its campus harbored a gang that killed its members.

The gang used to be a recognized JMU fraternity, but its lethality/perversity was too much even for a southern frat school, so JMU took away its recognition. Right away, under a different name, and now free from school rules, the frat reconstituted itself and kept up the killing.

It killed two members, and one would-be member, in a car crash, and the parents of the dead boys are suing the gang and each of its members.

JMU should have taken action against the reconstituted gang as soon as it learned of it. As twisted as it is for a university to have to police and surveil itself in this way, if you’re going to let frats go wild on your campus, as JMU notoriously has, you have an obligation to understand that eventually one or more of these groups is going to go very seriously rogue, and that before multiple students of yours are drugged unconscious, dumped in a car, and driven into a tree, you need to rid your campus of the killers.

February 3rd, 2025
‘In 2022, two … fellows at [the] Brookings [Institution] published a … warning, prescribing a course of “reality therapy” to Democrats, including over the party’s “cultural bubble,” which they said put many in the party out of touch with less-educated or lower-income Americans.’

Judging by the shenanigans at the recent DNC meeting, my fellow Dems will simply never get it.

February 3rd, 2025
Why Trump…

won.

Even if you don’t subscribe to the Atlantic, all you need are the first three paragraphs that they provide.

January 28th, 2025
‘The Zizians …. apparently believe that because there are two hemispheres in the brain, individuals can split their consciousness between two personalities by waking one side at a time…’

Background on the lunacy behind the killing at the border. Think Charlie Manson and his gang.

January 25th, 2025
One of Washington State University’s dead frat boys gets a chance at vindication.

An appeals court just ruled that his family’s case against the school can go to trial. WSU, one of the scummiest schools it’s been my duty to follow on this blog, stands around while their frat system hazes like a motherfucker, and if the frats occasionally kill someone so what. But the court says this one has to go to trial.

It’s like that quarter-billion dollar WSU athletics debt. So WHAT. Shut up man.

Wonder how much the settlement of this case will run the school.

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Well. Washington’s a really rich state and can increase WSU funding by a billion next year.

May 1st, 2024
‘South Dakota Gov. Kristi Noem will headline a fundraising dinner for the Jefferson County Republican Party on Saturday.’

Swag bag contents:

HOW TO KILL YOUR DOG

December 23rd, 2023
‘One of the legal organizations that represented Ms. Freeman and Ms. Moss, Protect Democracy, is … also representing them in a separate lawsuit against the right-wing blog The Gateway Pundit and is representing a Pennsylvania postal worker smeared by Project Veritas, a county recorder in Arizona attacked by the Republican candidate Kari Lake and a voter in Georgia accused of being a “ballot mule” by Dinesh D’Souza.’

These also should be fun to watch.

July 11th, 2023
“[A]ll of them did cancel culture on us.”

We sure the fuck did.

April 29th, 2023
Those who live by the sword shall die by the sword.

Sad that we keep having to learn this lesson.

March 20th, 2023
Springtime in Miami

‘Miami Design Preservation League walking tour waits while firefighters hose the blood off the Ocean Drive sidewalk from this morning’s fatal spring break shooting.’

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