Two billionaires love Giacometti
It’s made them behave rather petty
As suits follow suits
Between rich greedy brutes
The sick’ning tableau is perfetti
Two billionaires love Giacometti
It’s made them behave rather petty
As suits follow suits
Between rich greedy brutes
The sick’ning tableau is perfetti
'This "measles" thing's a fed'ral plot,'
Says Mercy Culture's Pastor Schott:
'Don't need no stinkin' devil's dose.
Just Father Son and Holy Ghost.
Our kiddies' death means diddlysquat.'
'Bien sûr, Monsieur Bannon's salute
Was très déclassé - oui, sans doute.
He's not a nice fella,'
Said Jordan Bardella;
'I'm leaving to reread La Chute.'
Without them veils I'd be a goner.
I must have taken too much bourbon ...
Quick! Lend me PDQ your turban!
Ah. Now I feel at peace, and calmer."
The biblical mandate from Walters
Now faces a lawsuit and falters.
“But I ain’t forlorn.
My obsession with porn
Sustains me against all assaulters.”
He drew his sword out of its scabbard
Then proudly he stood up and slabbered,
“Our Bobby’s repulsy
But nae like our Tulsi!
Come on, Dems! Prepare to be Gabbar’d!!”
I’m pissing myself over Tuesday’s debate
And I’m wondering now if it isn’t too late
To get the thing scrapped.
I know nothing, and there’s so much at stake.
America’s a wasteland, says Vance guru Peter Thiel
I’m boxing up my billions and I’m moving to New Zeal.
Patriots like me believe
If you don’t like the US, leave.
Fuck that ‘Make America Great Again’ spiel.
When females become merely fossils
Too old for the bedroom or brothel
According to Vance
They still have a chance
To watch babies when postmenopausal
What’s happening now with Joe Biden
Makes the other side think that it’s died and
Gone all up to heaven.
For 24/7
We’re watching Adventure Poseidon
Professor of Medicine Pinder
Wants Trump to be crushed to a cinder
She sent out a tweet
Said his death would be sweet
Her career is now all blown to flinders
There once was a Rep. name of Friske
Who liked to live life at high risk
He slipped on his gripper
And shot at a stripper
To which all I can say is tsk tsk
Although we did get bit
By the speech of Katie Britt,
I ask you people: What cur
Compares at all to Butker?
Rampaging, pureblood, Pit.
Don Wilson he pulled out his cock.
At his rich flow of pee he did gawk.
‘Dear Lord, what a man!
Piss a bucket I can!
Subpoenaing Gosar and Biggs
Makes me break into jubilant jigs.
Bizarros of MAGA
Don’t get any more gaga.
Let’s watch them and break out the cigs.
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(Yes, subpoenaing contains every vowel.)