April 21st, 2025
Limerick.

Two billionaires love Giacometti
It’s made them behave rather petty
As suits follow suits
Between rich greedy brutes
The sick’ning tableau is perfetti

March 7th, 2025
Lowest vaccination rate in Texas!
'This "measles" thing's a fed'ral plot,'
Says Mercy Culture's Pastor Schott:
'Don't need no stinkin' devil's dose.
Just Father Son and Holy Ghost.
Our kiddies' death means diddlysquat.'


February 22nd, 2025
CPAC Limerick
'Bien sûr, Monsieur Bannon's salute
Was très déclassé - oui, sans doute.
He's not a nice fella,'
Said Jordan Bardella;
'I'm leaving to reread La Chute.'

January 8th, 2025
“Oh, Iranian men, I shit in your honor…. 

Without them veils I'd be a goner.
I must have taken too much bourbon ...
Quick! Lend me PDQ your turban!
Ah. Now I feel at peace, and calmer."

October 18th, 2024
News from Oklahoma

The biblical mandate from Walters

Now faces a lawsuit and falters.

“But I ain’t forlorn.

My obsession with porn

Sustains me against all assaulters.”

August 27th, 2024
Cap’n Don

He drew his sword out of its scabbard

Then proudly he stood up and slabbered,

“Our Bobby’s repulsy

But nae like our Tulsi!

Come on, Dems! Prepare to be Gabbar’d!!”

August 26th, 2024
Limerick

I’m pissing myself over Tuesday’s debate

And I’m wondering now if it isn’t too late

To throw out some crap

To get the thing scrapped.

I know nothing, and there’s so much at stake.

August 18th, 2024
Limerick.

America’s a wasteland, says Vance guru Peter Thiel

I’m boxing up my billions and I’m moving to New Zeal.

Patriots like me believe

If you don’t like the US, leave.

Fuck that ‘Make America Great Again’ spiel.

August 16th, 2024
Limerick

When females become merely fossils

Too old for the bedroom or brothel

According to Vance

They still have a chance

To watch babies when postmenopausal

July 21st, 2024
Limerick

What’s happening now with Joe Biden
Makes the other side think that it’s died and
Gone all up to heaven.
For 24/7
We’re watching Adventure Poseidon

July 15th, 2024
Limerick

Professor of Medicine Pinder

Wants Trump to be crushed to a cinder

She sent out a tweet

Said his death would be sweet

Her career is now all blown to flinders

June 21st, 2024
Limerick.
There once was a Rep. name of Friske
Who liked to live life at high risk
He slipped on his gripper
And shot at a stripper
To which all I can say is tsk tsk
May 17th, 2024
Limerick.
Although we did get bit
By the speech of Katie Britt,
I ask you people: What cur
Compares at all to Butker?

Rampaging, pureblood, Pit.

April 12th, 2024
Limerick.

Don Wilson he pulled out his cock.

At his rich flow of pee he did gawk.

‘Dear Lord, what a man!

Piss a bucket I can!

Now what did I do with that Glock?’

April 6th, 2024
Limerick.

Subpoenaing Gosar and Biggs

Makes me break into jubilant jigs.

Bizarros of MAGA

Don’t get any more gaga.

Let’s watch them and break out the cigs.

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(Yes, subpoenaing contains every vowel.)

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