October 15th, 2026
There’s no joy in Mudville – mighty Petey has struck out.

Sec’y Megadeth says he’ll try again, maybe with Amb. Guilfoyle, once her case works its way through the courts.

October 13th, 2026
Greek…

… tragedy.

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KIMBERLEA:

Tell me then, Don Junior. Where can I go now? Tell me! Shall I go back to Fox News? Or shall I go to some other poor

wretched posting overseas? To exile?  [Shakes her head bitterly.]. Oh, I can just imagine how well they

will receive me!

Because, you see, Donnie, the truth falls like this: because of you, I have become a most hated

woman! Hated by both my own folk in my own country and by the Athenians!

CHORUS: [To each other:]

Friend against friend! An anger most implacable!

KIMBERLEA:

Hateful, miserable man! And words defy my tongue to put together insult worthy enough of your father!

You dare fire me, Trump! You! You, a man most hated by all the

generations of mortals and immortals alike – and by me!

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Let me tell you, Donnie, let me remind you, what I have done for you.

I journeyed to Galen of Pergamum for plastic surgery.

I wore a tight red dress and bellowed forth like the Brazen Bull

My love for your father.

You’ve broken all oaths, old and new, and you know it!

Oh Zeus!

September 21st, 2026
Suppose they gave a farce and nobody came.

Ain’t gonna be any White House news coverage of The Greatest President in the History of Carbon-Based Life Forms.

Peter Baker explains:

https://www.nytimes.com/live/2026/09/21/business/trump-white-house-cnn-politico-msnow

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Wow. The news keeps coming. The North Korean News Agency has announced it will step into the breach. Can’t wait!

September 15th, 2026
In honor of West Virginia, where Trump got his highest 2024 vote…

… the trustees of the Kennedy Center have transformed it into a facsimile of that state.

To honor WV’s most notable accomplishment — it’s the only US state with a smaller population today than it had in the mid-twentieth century — the trustees have completely emptied the KC of people, except for the board, which will itself disappear once they shut it down.

The derelict status of WV’s most famous county – McDowell – is featured in the ongoing physical collapse of the KC structure.

Finally, the trustees reportedly intend to allow the empty building to be overrun by addicts, a striking evocation of WV’s position at the forefront of American opioid deaths.

August 27th, 2026
Les UDs will now be calling it…

… Lake Canada.

February 20th, 2026
’The comments were revealing about how Mr. Trump views Supreme Court justices, not as independent legal thinkers appointed for their expertise or as a constitutional check on his administration, but as appointees who should be loyal to him.’

Know Hope.

And there goes the lapdog owners vote.

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”[T]he court sends the blunt message that Trump should not expect SCOTUS to rubber-stamp all of his expansions of executive power, no matter how much political pressure he puts on the justices.”

February 13th, 2026
“Fu-u-uck! Get Pam Bondi on the phone… Can we use that insult she used against Jamie Raskin? What was it… ‘Washed up. Pathetic’…?”

‘With respect, Mr President, Judge Leon is a Republican, Federalist Society jurist – the complete opposite of Raskin. Very Catholic education and background. Impeccable conservative credentials. You and Hegseth seem to have made Leon angry by trying to destroy the life of one of America’s most decorated military heroes. Maybe let it go?’

February 11th, 2026
Mean Girls…

… fuck up. They tried to invite only their friends to their party, but everybody decided to stay home. LOL.

February 7th, 2026
‘WHITE HOUSE DELETES RACIST TRUMP POST DEPICTING OBAMAS AS APES’

See? What’s your problem? They deleted it.

February 1st, 2026
Jeez.

Now I’m worried about that ten billion dollar lawsuit of his against the IRS.

January 11th, 2026
Six Theaters in Search of an Author

Pirandello’s famous title needs only a little tweaking to cover the current crisis at the Kennedy Center. An absurdist wind be a-blowin’ from that riverside, Georgetown-adjacent, wedding cake/airport terminal (architectural observers have not been kind to the building) as performers and institutions flee, leaving a Beckettian wilderness.

Surely the first authentically post-name-change programming should be John Cage’s 4’33” – a work devoid of controversial content. Beckett’s own Endgame should be next, evoking a landscape where botheration about things like gender is rather beside the point. The beauty of these two masterpieces – and nihilistic works like them – is that they fairly demand little to no attendance, so that the collapse of the Center’s audience base will seem apposite rather than embarrassing.

January 9th, 2026
Grand Ole…

… Opry will move in to take its place.

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The authority of the board to overrule Congress and rename the center is disputed, and The [NY] Times has continued to refer to its legal name.

October 21st, 2025
Limerick
Ex-Trump nominee Paul Ingrassia
Appears to be rather a Nazia
Although not Trump's first
And far from his worst
For his loss we can only say grazia

September 19th, 2025
‘I WILL DO SUCH THINGS!’

‘Judge Tosses Trump’s $15B Defamation Suit Against New York Times‘

July 18th, 2025
‘[Jeffrey Epstein was interested in] cryonics, an unproven science in which people’s bodies are frozen to be brought back to life in the future. Mr. Epstein told [one] person that he wanted his head and penis to be frozen.’

His friend Trump has venous insufficiency. Epstein himself had … call it penous insufficiency. He was unable – or the good Lord didn’t grant him enough time – to eternalize his erection, to unbound his boner, to superannuate his stiffy.

Age/death caught up with both men; yet Epstein now enjoys the immortality he so passionately sought!

UD thought his 2019 suicide was the end of his Kafkan run, but she was very very wrong. He’s the talk of the town, the thing the Dems think will bring the prez down, the thing that will turn Trump’s smile to a frown.

Color UD amazed. Everyone knew Trump was a sexual degenerate when they voted for him. UD doesn’t understand why he needs to care about late-entry evidence. I’m watching the whole thing with bafflement.

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It’s [UD's] intellectual honesty that makes her blog required reading.
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There's always something delightful and thought intriguing to be found at Margaret Soltan's no-holds-barred, firebrand tinged blog about university life.
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Margaret Soltan at University Diaries blogs superbly and tirelessly about [university sports] corruption.
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