The President’s Song

Sing along with the president.

He went away and you hung around
And bothered me every night
And when I told you to take a drug test
You said things that weren’t very nice

My boyfriend’s back and he’s Rudy Giuliani
(Hey-la-day-la my boyfriend’s back)
You better watch your back cuz he loves his little Donny
(Hey-la-day-la my boyfriend’s back)
He’s telling everyone because he knows you have dementia
(Hey-la-day-la my boyfriend’s back)
Go on back to the demo-rats that sent ya


You bombed the Twin Towers and your wife is really ugly
(Hey-la-day-la my boyfriend’s back)
Dementia Care wants to make you safe and snuggly
(Hey-la-day-la my boyfriend’s back)
George Soros told me that you’re actually a Jew
(Hey-la-day-la my boyfriend’s back)
The covid virus was brought here by him and you
(Hey-la-day-la my boyfriend’s back)


You’re a big man now but he’ll cut you down to size
(Wait and see) My boyfriend’s back he’s gonna save my reputation
(Hey-la-day-la my boyfriend’s back)
If I were you I’d take a permanent vacation
(Hey-la, hey-la, my boyfriend’s back) Yeah, my boyfriend’s back (La-day-la, my boyfriend’s back)
Look out now, yeah, my boyfriend’s back (La-day-la, my boyfriend’s back)
I could see him comin’ so you better get a runnin’ alright now (La-day-la, my boyfriend’s back)
Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah (La-day-la, my boyfriends’s back)
My boyfriend’s back now (La-day-la, my boyfriend’s back)
Know he’s comin’ after you because he knows you’re a Jew now (La-day-la, my boyfriend’s back)

We shall not see his like again.

But we have seen his like before.

From your lips…

…. to God’s ears.

Our very own Ceaușescu gets it right in the kisser. Sadder but wiser Nicolae could have told him not to attend.

The original Genius of the Carpathians came to know that crowds can turn against you.

Now it’s the turn of America’s Genius of the Carpathians.

Stick to NASCAR rallies in Alabam’, lad. Washington DC + the halls of justice is not a good look for you. Though you might have some work to do in Alabam’ too — what’s with that unmanly mask?


“[F]ar more people hate him than love him.”

“Trump’s ‘attention span is like a minus number,’ Woodward quotes Fauci as saying.”


Commentary on the President’s “Loser” Statement.



Trump’s insistence that he would never say anything disparaging about a military veteran or the military more generally is belied by, well, facts. In 2015, shortly after he had officially entered the 2016 Republican presidential race, Trump said this of the late Arizona Sen. John McCain: “He’s not a war hero. He’s a war hero because he was captured. I like people who weren’t captured.” McCain was shot down and kept captive by the North Vietnamese for more than five years. The wounds he suffered as a result of the torture he endured during his captivity left him unable to raise his arms over his head — among other maladies — for the rest of his life.

In the wake of Gold Star father Khizr Khan’s speech at the Democratic National Convention in 2016 — in which Khan suggested Trump had never sacrificed anything in life — the billionaire businessman suggested that Hillary Clinton’s speechwriters had actually written the speech and that Khan’s wife, who stood silently by her husband, was not allowed to speak. As for Khan’s claim that Trump had never sacrificed, the Republican nominee responded this way: “I think I’ve made a lot of sacrifices. I work very, very hard. I’ve created thousands and thousands of jobs, tens of thousands of jobs, built great structures.”

Following the death of US Army Sgt. La David Johnson in Niger in 2017, the slain soldier’s wife (and a Florida Democratic congresswoman) said that Trump had told her on a phone call that her husband “knew what he had signed up for.” Trump denied the claim.

Last fall, Trump referred to his former Secretary of Defense James Mattis, a highly decorated Marine, as “the world’s most overrated general.”While campaigning in Iowa in November 2015, Trump said, “I know more about ISIS than the generals do.”There’s more — much more — but you get the idea. Trump has in the past been willing to critique military veterans as well as prisoners of war.

Now, that is not proof — at all! — that he said and did what The Atlantic piece alleges. But the context here is not favorable for Trump.”

사랑하는 지도자 없이는 우리는 아무것도 아닙니다!
사랑하는 지도자 없이는 우리는 아무것도 아닙니다!

Incontinentia Buttocks Ruins Biggus Dickus’s Party

As the illustrious spectacle of twenty-first century American politics rolls on.

Intro to the Humanities, Fall 2020

When Clinton said that she wished Trump could have been presidential, I thought: I wish he could have been human.

Surreality Show

I never expected that my successor would embrace my vision or continue my policies. I did hope, for the sake of our country, that Donald Trump might show some interest in taking the job seriously; that he might come to feel the weight of the office and discover some reverence for the democracy that had been placed in his care.

But he never did. For close to four years now, he has shown no interest in putting in the work; no interest in finding common ground; no interest in using the awesome power of his office to help anyone but himself and his friends; no interest in treating the presidency as anything but one more reality show that he can use to get the attention he craves.

President Laura Loomer, Vice-President Katie Hopkins.

Team Trump’s ticket to succeed his administration. He’ll have to grant Katie American native-born citizenship first, but I’m sure he can do that.

Trump Inspires Best Political Ad of 2020.

His retweet of a Trump Forever video sparked the geniuses at the Lincoln Project. (Scroll down for both videos.)

And a-one and a-two. When the Genius of the Carpathians meets the Genius of Bergen meets the Lincoln Project, great things happen.

Couldn’t have done it without the original tweet from Trump. Keep ’em coming.




Sing it!

Donald è mobile…


[English translation.]

Donald is fickle
Like a feather in the wind,
He changes his voice — and his mind.
Always sweet,
Pretty face,
In tears or in laughter — he is always lying.

Credo in Unum Presidentum.

Recite The Credo with me.

YES! For years, UD tried to convince her aesthetics students…

… that Mount Rushmore was America’s grandest outcropping of kitsch.

No, no, they’d say! I went there in the fourth grade with my family and we all thought it was awesome!


WE HAVE GOT TO MAKE THIS HAPPEN. If it takes a Go Fund Me page; if it takes bake sales all over this land, my lord, all over this land; if it takes sacrifice sacrifice and more sacrifice, this has got to happen.


Will it be as great as Carhenge? No. But it will be great.

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