February 20th, 2026
’The comments were revealing about how Mr. Trump views Supreme Court justices, not as independent legal thinkers appointed for their expertise or as a constitutional check on his administration, but as appointees who should be loyal to him.’

Know Hope.

And there goes the lapdog owners vote.

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”[T]he court sends the blunt message that Trump should not expect SCOTUS to rubber-stamp all of his expansions of executive power, no matter how much political pressure he puts on the justices.”

February 13th, 2026
“Fu-u-uck! Get Pam Bondi on the phone… Can we use that insult she used against Jamie Raskin? What was it… ‘Washed up. Pathetic’…?”

‘With respect, Mr President, Judge Leon is a Republican, Federalist Society jurist – the complete opposite of Raskin. Very Catholic education and background. Impeccable conservative credentials. You and Hegseth seem to have made Leon angry by trying to destroy the life of one of America’s most decorated military heroes. Maybe let it go?’

February 11th, 2026
Mean Girls…

… fuck up. They tried to invite only their friends to their party, but everybody decided to stay home. LOL.

February 7th, 2026
‘WHITE HOUSE DELETES RACIST TRUMP POST DEPICTING OBAMAS AS APES’

See? What’s your problem? They deleted it.

February 1st, 2026
Jeez.

Now I’m worried about that ten billion dollar lawsuit of his against the IRS.

January 11th, 2026
Six Theaters in Search of an Author

Pirandello’s famous title needs only a little tweaking to cover the current crisis at the Kennedy Center. An absurdist wind be a-blowin’ from that riverside, Georgetown-adjacent, wedding cake/airport terminal (architectural observers have not been kind to the building) as performers and institutions flee, leaving a Beckettian wilderness.

Surely the first authentically post-name-change programming should be John Cage’s 4’33” – a work devoid of controversial content. Beckett’s own Endgame should be next, evoking a landscape where botheration about things like gender is rather beside the point. The beauty of these two masterpieces – and nihilistic works like them – is that they fairly demand little to no attendance, so that the collapse of the Center’s audience base will seem apposite rather than embarrassing.

January 9th, 2026
Grand Ole…

… Opry will move in to take its place.

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The authority of the board to overrule Congress and rename the center is disputed, and The [NY] Times has continued to refer to its legal name.

October 21st, 2025
Limerick
Ex-Trump nominee Paul Ingrassia
Appears to be rather a Nazia
Although not Trump's first
And far from his worst
For his loss we can only say grazia

September 19th, 2025
‘I WILL DO SUCH THINGS!’

Judge Tosses Trump’s $15B Defamation Suit Against New York Times

July 18th, 2025
‘[Jeffrey Epstein was interested in] cryonics, an unproven science in which people’s bodies are frozen to be brought back to life in the future. Mr. Epstein told [one] person that he wanted his head and penis to be frozen.’

His friend Trump has venous insufficiency. Epstein himself had … call it penous insufficiency. He was unable – or the good Lord didn’t grant him enough time – to eternalize his erection, to unbound his boner, to superannuate his stiffy.

Age/death caught up with both men; yet Epstein now enjoys the immortality he so passionately sought!

UD thought his 2019 suicide was the end of his Kafkan run, but she was very very wrong. He’s the talk of the town, the thing the Dems think will bring the prez down, the thing that will turn Trump’s smile to a frown.

Color UD amazed. Everyone knew Trump was a sexual degenerate when they voted for him. UD doesn’t understand why he needs to care about late-entry evidence. I’m watching the whole thing with bafflement.

May 30th, 2025
Sing it.
O sole mio!
He was my sun!
Now Leonard Leo
Has come undone

He is a sleazebag
He has b.o.
His brand-new name tag:
STINKBUTT LEO

O porco, o porco Dio!
Disgusting Leo
Sta in front a me
April 29th, 2025
UD, who’s been hating on Orban’s Hungary for years…

… is pleased to see that Jonathan Chait compares Trumpy America to Hungary throughout this essay.

[T]he parallels to Hungary are striking. Orbán’s economy has suffered a brain drain as the regime’s cronyism drives its great minds to work in freer societies. Trump’s policies have shown early signs of producing a similar outcome, as would-be international students must now consider whether pursuing an American degree is worth risking getting detained by ICE or having their visa revoked abruptly over minor legal infractions.

March 18th, 2025
OFF WITH HIS HEAD!

But the Gryphon said no.

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“Aha,” said Mr UD. “Clearly Justice Roberts must be impeached.”

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As for the judge in question, he is what my Aunt Goldie would have called a fency schmency person — snooty private schools, Yale, etc.

Fun tidbits:

Took a gap year and coached women’s basketball.

Shakespeare freak who “played a crown prosecutor in The Trial of Hamlet that was presented at the Shakespeare Theatre Company.”

Oh, and the dude ruled in Trump’s favor in the case involving whether he could maintain the privacy of his tax returns.

March 18th, 2025
Newest addition to the president’s cabinet: Donnell Jetters.

The correct social attitudes, plus a fierce Second Amendment defender.

January 20th, 2025
Fauci Forgiven for Saving Millions of Lives.

As one of the last acts of his presidency, Biden has issued preemptive pardons for Fauci and several other national heroes and heroines who pissed off whatzisname by pursuing truth, justice, and the American way.

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