Ken Paxton objects to his impeachment.
Dick Cheney is certainly right; and it’s not just Trump. Sometimes the entire Republican political establishment looks like cowards.
But at least they’ve got Josh Hawley: The man who stood up to Finland and Sweden!
… U.S. News & World Report announced that it had “unranked” Columbia University, which had been in a three-way tie for the No. 2 spot in the 2022 edition of Best Colleges, after being unable to verify the underlying data submitted by the university…
The Ivy League university said then that it would not participate in the next rankings because it was investigating accusations by one of its own mathematics professors that the No. 2 ranking was based on inaccurate and misleading data.
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“That, having denied plaintiff’s urgent petition that the Vice President of the United States be forced to personally decide the outcome of presidential elections, the court immediately grant Representative Gohmert the following injunctive relief;
that every American female who voted Democratic be forced to suck my dick;
that Jill Biden have the title “Dr.” forcibly withdrawn from her name, after which see above;
that the two Kims (Cardashian; Goowheelfoil) be forced to assume the Presidency/Vice Presidency within the next two weeks;
after which see first clause;
that Steven Lubet and his so-called Rule 11 be forced to suck my dick;
that Mike Leach be fired from Mississippi State and forced to coach at my alma mater, Texas A&M.
Respectfully submitted, in lieu of the streets running with blood,
Louis Buller Gohmert Jr.“
“There was no way anybody in the administrative office of [his prep] school thought he would on the merits get into Harvard,” a former official at The Frisch School in Paramus, New Jersey, told me. “His GPA did not warrant it, his SAT scores did not warrant it. We thought for sure, there was no way this was going to happen. Then, lo and behold, Jared was accepted. It was a little bit disappointing because there were at the time other kids we thought should really get in on the merits, and they did not.”
In the wake of Jared lecturing other Americans on how they really need to work harder to succeed, a fellow Harvard grad, from a poor family, enlightens Jared on what it takes for non-rich and non-connected students to get in to Harvard. Read it all.
Should be 140 but I’ll take it. Settle in to watch DJT do a superduper extended version of the Black Knight.