Mass shootings in 2026

.. and, once he reaches the breaking point he TOLD people he was reaching, he takes one of his guns (Louisiana is certainly not going to deprive violent insane gunnies of their guns) and murders eight children.

One of them was found on a roof, having tried to escape.

Ah, Shreveport. Ah, Louisiana. Insane massacrists go down as easy as a mint julep in ol’ Shreveport, Land of the Rising Gun.

Dominedominedomine let’s pray our little heads off.

Ahhhh. That was great.

Back to the pistol range.

After last year’s shooting, Davis CA has prepared for its carefree outing with:

A fleet of drones

Extra police

Doubled event staff people

Increased penalties

Alcohol ban

No special event permits in the vicinity

Designated safety enhancement zones

We’ve followed the hilarious university system in that state for years, but consider the legal system.

MAN ON SUPERVISED RELEASE FOR MURDER CHARGED WITH GUN-RELATED [OFFENSES] FOLLOWING NIGHTCLUB FIGHT

Yes the lad seems to have killed a couple of people, but the judge deemed this a minor sort of charge and released him with an ankle bracelet.

“ [A local attorney described] the state’s ankle monitor system as outdated and said it doesn’t have live tracking like the federal system.”

Judges that let accused killers go free; technology that doesn’t track them.

A second grader brought a loaded gun to school in Swansea Mass., on a Friday, and showed it to schoolmates.

The principal knew of it and did nothing. He decided to wait until Monday.

Police got an anonymous tip on Monday and came to the school that day.

The armed student lied to the principal (who spoke to the student on Monday) and said he brought no gun of any kind to school.

The parents of the armed student lied to police about having firearms in the house.

After the police found five firearms in the house, some loaded, the father of the armed student said he forgot about having five weapons, and said that he was not licensed to carry.

The parents have been charged with “multiple firearms violations, plus two counts of reckless endangerment of a child.”

A 34-year-old mother has been charged after her 8-year-old son allegedly got ahold of her loaded handgun and took it to his elementary school.

Gloria Luster, 34, of Kent [Ohio], pleaded not guilty to a first-degree misdemeanor count of endangering children …

Municipal court records show Luster was also charged in September with a first-degree misdemeanor count of child endangering after another one of her children, a 2-year-old girl, was found wandering in the dark of a parking lot outside Luster’s apartment complex.

A complaint states Luster “did not know the child had left, where she had gone to, or how long she had been gone.”

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When does Child Protective Services decide Gloria’s a bit too much?

“At no time [during which a 12 year old student brandished a loaded gun at school] were students or staff in danger,” Christine Stephens, a Redlands Unified School District spokeswoman, wrote in a news release that detailed how employees handled the situation.

Carl Baker, a Redlands police spokesman, wrote in a text message: “The gun was loaded and capable of being fired.”

Stephens, asked by a Southern California News Group reporter to clarify her comment, wrote in an email: “When we stated that ‘At no time were students or staff in danger,’ we were referring to the fact that the situation was quickly identified, contained, and managed by school administrators, District Safety, and law enforcement.”

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Oh. OK.

Which is an abstraction. What’s it like on the ground?

It’s teenagers with big guns shooting at each other in the middle of busy streets in the middle of the day. Bullets fly everywhere – at houses, into cars, into people.

‘Several residents said a lot of the violence is being done by teenagers.’ Really young gunnies are really scary, and they have many years of shooting ahead of them.

Lots of suicide in the US – and lots of guns, and zillions of places to perform the act.

Above all, America features huge numbers of friendly neighborhood gun ranges.

There’s really nothing the ranges can do about it. They’ve conceived the absolutely perfect place to blow your head off.

Nationally it’s 58% or so, which means Lancaster has a real problem. It’s mainly old guys with guns, and if you toss in alcoholism and divorce the suicide basket is pretty easy to identify. But the laws that help you do something about it – safe storage, extreme risk protection orders – ain’t there, and state gunnies will make sure they don’t get passed.

Jury took all of two hours to find the fucker guilty of all charges.

The jury deliberated only about two hours before concluding that the [mass murderer’s] father, Colin Gray, 54, was guilty of more than two dozen charges, including second- degree murder and involuntary manslaughter, stemming from the attack on Sept. 4, 2024, at Apalachee High School in Winder, Ga. Two students and two teachers were killed.

I mean, go ahead and love guns to bits, America. But recognize that the national obsession has begun to spawn hereditary hoplophilia, and make sure you put our butchering broods behind bars.

Gray’s son had a history of violence, self-harm, and severe panic attacks, prosecutors said, and he allegedly told his father he was hearing voices. Still … Gray bought his [14 year old] son a SIG Sauer M400 assault-style rifle…

Only in America would the outcome of Colt’s father’s second degree murder trial be in doubt. His enthusiastic abetting of his son’s mass murder is as obvious as the fact that his son would commit one. He should get at least fifteen years behind bars.

With him and the Crumbleys safely locked away, maybe other gunnies molding their own wee shooters will think twice about AK47s for Xmas.

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Reminder: Get ready for the Gun as Self-Consuming Artifact trial! This is the case where the parents gave the code to their gun case to their psychotic 15 year old and he killed the whole family. Except for one kid who got shot but managed to crawl out of a window.

Nawlins.

… video.