The university, where people aren’t supposed to be this dumb.
During the interviews, the two players “began texting each other, trying to get their stories straight,” the affidavit said.
Oh, plus they took photos of themselves doing it.
But of course the front porchers are right. This particular sexual assault is a BIG story, with the national press taking note of every single detail.
Cuz this is the University of Texas! Biggest front porch of ’em all.
July 26th, 2014 at 9:09AM
Texting each other!
You can’t make that up, either.
July 28th, 2014 at 5:54PM
These college football players aren’t getting much support from townies.
In the suburbs, a star high-school football player convicted of molesting a four-year-old is inspiring rallies of support.