1 University of Delaware
2 West Virginia University
3 Tulane University
4 Syracuse University
5 Bucknell University
6 Lehigh University
7 University of California – Santa Barbara
8 University of Wisconsin – Madison
9 Colgate University
10 University of Rhode Island
See, you think they’re all gonna be big dumb state schools with military industrial football programs. And that is certainly one category (West Virginia). But there are other categories:
WHEN IN ROME: Tulane, Wisconsin-Madison
MAROONED, NOTHING ELSE TO DO: Delaware, Colgate, Bucknell, Syracuse
LONG, CHERISHED, TRADITION OF ADMITTING MAINLY DRUNKEN ASSHOLE BULLIES: Rhode Island
FRATERNITIES R US: Lehigh
HIGH AS A KITE IN LALA LAND: UC Santa Barbara