I call it
AMERICA: FUCK YEAH!
You say this is too much strength conditioning!
I say
Welcome to Iowa!
You say This bartender’s too young!
I say
Welcome to Iowa!
You say Blowing a .248 is just too much!
I say
Try .341, sucker! (If she’d been doing herself anally, University of Tennessee style, she’d have had a .448!) And welcome to Iowa! America’s Number Two party school last year, and this year — America’s Number One!
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[UD thanks Stephen for the link.]
September 3rd, 2013 at 7:35AM
Hello Margaret!
This is so disapointing. I’ve always associated The University of Iowa with its creative writing program, which has a fabulous reputation. I had no idea it was an out-of-control party school.
Shana Tova,
Janet