…dies… If the football player actually kills the dog…
But that’s East Carolina. Maybe Baylor would have kept Zamora on even if he’d killed his dog rather than just beating him to within an inch of his life. Baylor’s special.
The ECU dog-killer is a typical American higher education story, a glorious tale of the life of the mind in our country. He was dismissed from Georgia Tech after multiple conduct violations. Instantly thereafter, East Carolina found itself uncontrollably attracted to this scholar/athlete, whose presence on campus, ECU was sure, would be a great boon for everyone involved.
Which university will now bid on the dog-killer? Recruitment coaches all over the country are eyeing his stats even as we speak.
August 27th, 2016 at 8:14PM
think they have some openings at:
http://www.msn.com/en-us/sports/ncaafb/al-quadin-muhammad-jermaine-grace-dismissed-from-miami-program/ar-AAi9CUB?li=BBnb7Kz
August 27th, 2016 at 10:01PM
Miami! They’ll take anybody.
August 29th, 2016 at 1:18PM
Where, oh where, did the former mistress of mayhem and president of Miami go to after her retirement there?
Cleaning up after young criminals and thugs at Miami was good preparation for serving the hardened gangsters she labors for now.
August 29th, 2016 at 1:30PM
Well, tp, as always we couldn’t be farther politically… But I will cop to being mildly surprised that Shalala is front and center…