Although he earns over $700,000, a dean at the University of South Florida stole a bicycle.
He was captured on camera doing it.
He’s on leave.
UD thinks you can tell from his photo that he’s trouble.
That’s a USF clip he’s got on, which is already pretty weird. He’s anxious for you to see his way big gold watch. Bad sign. He looks smug. UD‘s theory is that he thinks he owns the clinic he works in, and all the objects in it. (He stole the bike from his building.) If he needs a bike, for instance, and he sees one, it’s his.
February 14th, 2009 at 6:03AM
Back in Montana we hang horse thieves.
February 14th, 2009 at 8:47AM
Simply engaged in a little anticipatory communism.
February 14th, 2009 at 8:48AM
I’d be willing to forgive the gold watch by itself, but the combo of gold watch and tab collar is indeed sending an un-deanlike signal.
February 14th, 2009 at 12:59PM
Ah, but UD…
The man’s in a medical school. The rules are different there. I’ll bet he thought the bicycle was a gift from a drug rep.
February 17th, 2009 at 4:45PM
Theft is theft and all, and the man is clearly out of touch with reality to some degree, but to be fair to the guy the bike was returned.