Concepts of a plan Concepts of a plan Into debate we’re thrown Into a flop full-blown Like a Haitian-eaten dog Like a madman monologue Concepts of a plan
There’s Kamala on the road My brain is squirmin’ like a toad Took a long holiday All my concepts went astray If you give this bitch a ride Sweet Jesus you will die Concepts of a plan
MAGA gotta love your man MAGA gotta love your man Concepts of a plan! I know you understand! My world on you depends Our greatness never ends Gotta love your man, yeah
‘Praise the Lord! Every time President Trump mentioned Hungarian Prime Minister Viktor Orban, who is working every day to keep Hungarian young women out of college and in the bedroom, I knew that Trump and especially Vance mean it when they say NO MORE CHILDLESS LADIES. All praise the killers of Roe v Wade!!! I enthusiastically endorse the Republican ticket.‘
SUBJECT: DONOR #9,180,454: MARGARET SOLTAN, AKA Margaret Rapp, AKA Margaret Rapoport
EXHIBIT A:
EXHIBIT B see attached donation records in the amount of $500
Notes: As Margaret Rapp, daughter of CAREERFEDERALSCIENTIST Herbert J Rapp born CHAIM RAPOPORT (source: Tucker Carlson), she performed at George McGovern candidate concert, Garrett Park, MD, August 1972. Married to Karol Edward Soltan, paid agent of G. Soros as codirector of Summer School in Political Science, Warsaw, Poland (mid ‘nineties), and uncle of Andrzej Soltan, currently employed in Warsaw, Poland as language instructor to Ukrainian refugees.
They are hovering dangerously close to this woman’s naughty bits. And masturbation, like pornography, is non-procreative and non-mutual, and therefore very bad, as this woman’s writings – lustily endorsed by our perhaps next vice-president – make clear.
“Pornography is … increasingly associated with relationship troubles, including greater divorce risks — interestingly, especially if married women watch it.”
Now I want you to banish from your thoughts entirely the already famous first scene of Nicole Kidman’s new film Babygirl because this will not do at all, as it features a married woman who not only prefers porn, but prefers BDSM porn, to the tender procreative uh… arms of her husband. Look away!
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Negative capability, Keats tells us, involves the ability to keep two contradictory thoughts in your mind at the same time. In this particular case, we must make mental room for a president who seeks out, fucks, and pays porn stars (but UD, says the anti-pornster, this is fine because he’s not a married woman), and a vice president heavily excited by people who want to outlaw porn.
