“We think it’s – haha – well thawed out,” joked State Sen. Tim Melson, R-Florence.
As we contemplate two rather addled oldies vying to run our country, we need to buck up and realize the amazing achievements of the superannuated.
Example: Being 86 – almost 87! – didn’t stop Joe Lewis from racking up “the largest financial penalty for insider trading in a decade.” Securities fraud is typically a younger crook’s game, but Lewis shamed the whippersnappers and despite his age now faces twenty years in jail. Go, Joe!
No university property or funds were used to create the books or videos, Gow said. He created the content on his own personal time and spent more on production costs than the “minimal” money the videos have earned through the websites.
This would be the chancellor of the University of Wisconsin La Crosse, assiduous producer/performer in hardcore porn films.
For his official bio, read this while you can. Unofficially, the handsome rangy runner/vegan has two books about how great it is to film yourself fucking but how it all has to be on the down-low because he holds a high-profile job.
Hélas, someone (I guess a few other people in La Crosse watch porn videos) recognized him and told on him and now he’s been fired but he’s not going quietly but rather has much to say about his free speech rights.
[Because he committed fraud, Michael] Lonski was excluded from participating in the Medicare program from April 2003 to November 2007… Less than 10 years after he was reinstated to the Medicare program, he began billing for patients who were dead.
According to the SEC, the group reported cash and cash equivalents of $461.7mn for 2022 in the bank accounts of its Nigerian subsidiary, Tingo Mobile, which says it provides farmers in Nigeria with microloans, weather forecasts and an online marketplace. But the US watchdog claims the actual balance was less than $50 for that financial year.
They’re feeding Christian to the lions.
Corrupt, stupid, insane, and YOUR MAN in Tallahassee!
… the dead Turkish guy and the wrath of Allah, you are sadly mistaken.
UD proposes significant American mental health aid to Poland, and pronto. An emergency assistance package for our old friend and ally.
Yesterday the paranoiac leader of the party that’s just been voted out of power trundled up to the podium in the parliament (he did this against all parliamentary rules) and, with an intensity of bitterness that would have impressed Iago, shouted at the new prime minister that he’s a German spy.
Today a schizophrenic parliamentarian, representing a fascist party, unloaded a fire extinguisher on a just-lit menorah in the parliament’s lobby because menorahs are satanic.
What will tomorrow bring? A hebephrenic from Hajnowka shitting on the Kopernika Monument? A catatonic from Katowice collapsing in the middle of St John’s Archcathedral and refusing to get up?
Poland’s new PM represents an inspiring victory for democracy against the tyranny of the now-deposed Law and Justice party, whose bitter senile leader rushed the podium at the conclusion of the vote in favor of Tusk. “YOU ARE A GERMAN AGENT!” he shouted at the PM.
Christian has two mommies.
Mommy Bridget, and an unnamed third participant in Christian and Bridget’s threesomes. who’s accusing Christian of rape.
Mommy Bridget runs a book-burning group, Moms for Liberty.
She and Christian hate homosexuality and want all books about it destroyed.
(“Apparently the Zieglers hold that it’s not gay if it’s a three-way.“)
They want those books replaced by books about threesomes.
Meanwhile, Becki and Jerry send their thoughts and prayers.
During the morning session, Donald Trump attempted to read the contents of a sheet of paper he had in his pocket — an effort that violates trial procedure and decorum, and was immediately shut down by Judge Arthur Engoron.
“I’d love to read this, your honor, if I could, if I’m allowed to do that,” Trump said, clutching the paper.
“Not at this point, no,” Engoron said.
“Shock,” Trump muttered. “I’m shocked.”
It was not clear what Trump was attempting to read.
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According to sources, this is the text:
There comes a time when the cup of endurance runs over, and men are no longer willing to be plunged into an abyss of injustice where they experience the bleakness of corroding despair.
