January 20th, 2024
“I don’t condone what my daughter and her friends did, but I feel like the teacher could have handled the situation in so many other ways,” said Ashleigh, one of the kids’ mothers. 

Could have used one of her smaller handguns.

December 27th, 2023
Listen, in memory of Lenka Hlávková, massacred in the prime of life by a madman with a gun…

… to the tranquil music she studied and loved.

One of many lost.

December 21st, 2023
A maniac with a gun…

… first kills his father, and then fifteen or twenty people (some of the injured will die) on the campus of Prague’s Charles University. He was a student there. He killed himself as police neared.

Used a big ol’ sniper rifle and did a Charles Whitman – picked everyone off from a rooftop.

December 20th, 2023
“[T]here have not been any instances of gun violence in Curtis Bay in more than 4 months, due to an increase[d] police presence and engagement with residents.”

Wow! Four months without shootouts in the street! The city of UD’s birth is really knocking it out of the park.

December 19th, 2023
‘Working at a Dunkin’, you can be rewarded for serving guests and keeping them running!’

No better way to do that than point three guns at them and tell them they’re going to die.

Look at ’em scoot!!

December 19th, 2023
‘Terry Fitzgerald, one of several plaintiffs named, said in the lawsuit that he often walked through neighborhood parks, around lakes and trails “carrying his concealed weapon.” He said he stays away now because he cannot defend himself.’

No more going outside in crime-ridden Nebraska for me! Too dangerous out there.

December 19th, 2023
‘[T]here have been fights between folks in the crowd at the Griffin vs. Spalding basketball games in recent years. … Back in October, a 15-year-old student was shot and killed after the same rivalry match in football.’

No fans allowed to a high school football game in Georgia. Guns keep going off.

December 14th, 2023
‘The core of the gun-rights movement—and the firearms market—is made up of white men who live in suburbs or rural areas. These buyers are among the least likely to encounter gun violence, but the most likely to die by their own hand using a firearm.’

This is a subtle and sensitive examination of the gun suicide epidemic, featuring Bob Owens, whose death was hypertypical.

[A] journalist who was friends with Owens said that many gun owners [like Owens] are afraid to tell doctors about their mental-health struggles, because they worry someone will take their weapons away.

Eh bien. UD’s heart goes out to these silent, lost, sufferers, but their logic’s a bit skewed. Surely they know they are overwhelmingly unlikely to need their twenty firearms for self-defense; surely they know (or at least intuit?) that those guns are far more likely to be used by someone in their home for suicide.

They may even know that the act will be impulsive – one drunk self-hating night; the failure to complete some task or other; a bad fight with your wife. Gun, stage left.

And it wouldn’t even be about taking the weapons away. It would be about temporarily locking them up until a crisis passed. But even that…

What does one say about flagrantly suicidal people who refuse to go to doctors and refuse to put away their guns?

December 10th, 2023
‘I know if you’ve been bad or good; and if it’s bad, I’m gonna blow your fucking head off.’

Christmas in Oklahoma.

December 8th, 2023
C’mon. They’d have to cancel the show EVERY YEAR.

While Las Vegas is no stranger to gun shows, staging one in the same city as a highly visible shooting that occurred just days earlier is heartless and prioritizes the opportunity to profit from the sale of deadly weapons above the basic decency and respect of honoring those lost and those who continue to recover from the tragedy. 

December 8th, 2023
Let’s review, shall we?

Every day, 120 Americans die at the end of a gun, including suicides and homicides, an average of 43,375 per year. According to the latest available analysis of data from 2015 to 2019, the US gun homicide rate was 26 times that of other high-income countries; its gun suicide rate was nearly 12 times higher. Mass shootings, defined as attacks in which at least four people are injured or killed excluding the shooter, have been on the rise since 2015, peaking at 686 incidents in 2021. There have been 632 mass shootings in the US in 2023 as of early December, including the Las Vegas shooting, and at the current pace, the US is set to eclipse the 2021 record this year.

December 7th, 2023
Amy Bishop massacred her colleagues.

Yesterday’s crazy person with a PhD targeted students. But same deal: Both professors were pissed off with the school, and, this being the United States, both had zero trouble getting guns. And so it goes.

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Actually, no. Our most recent maniac with a gun also targeted professors.

December 6th, 2023
‘UNLV mass shooter was career college professor.’

Just down the street from the Harvest music festival massacre.

December 2nd, 2023
It’s Christmas in…

Kentucky!

November 29th, 2023
Well I mean duh.

Ryan Fournier, one of the founders of Students for Trump, was arrested last Tuesday on assault charges in North Carolina … Fournier, 27, was accused of assaulting a woman identified as his girlfriend, “grabbing her right arm and striking her in the forehead” with a handgun

Isn’t something like this more or less a rite of passage for this super-Christian demographic? Along with fraud, driving over the speed limit, and drunk driving? (UPDATE: Plus threesomes and rape?) (Oh, I can hear it now: “Don’t judge us by our highest-profile leaders!”) UD’s gonna assume this latest thing happened cuz godly Fournier got hisself way fucked up one night and reached for the nearest household appliance.

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