…even as we speak.
He’s embracing UD‘s
niece, Giulia.
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UD thanks Betty for
the image.
…even as we speak.
He’s embracing UD‘s
niece, Giulia.
*************
UD thanks Betty for
the image.
My cousin’s husband is sheltering in place at the high school where he teaches.
La Kid’s first job was at the mall’s Lush store.
The mall is just down the street from UD‘s high school, Walter Johnson.
She was at Montgomery Mall two days ago, buying plants.
In a ‘thesdan doctors’ office this afternoon for a routine visit, UD experienced, from within her bubble, postmodernity.
First came the affluence part. Affluence and ease.
The office was gorgeous, with stylishly stenciled huge glass doors to the waiting room. A bevy of friendly greeters greeted UD; they were pleased that she had already filled out the paperwork they mailed her a few days ago.
UD scanned the magazines available (Opera News, Washingtonian), grabbed one, and took a comfy seat. Flat screens here and there featured a soundless film about Antarctican bird life. Everyone in the waiting room gazed at its endless bright blue skies.
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Then came the technology part. Their computers, they announced, were working very slowly. Maybe they were even down. They were certainly down intermittently. “The doctors are running a little late. We apologize.”
So more bird gazing and opera updates… But after forty-five minutes had passed, UD told one of the greeters that she would have to leave.
“Oh, don’t do that. Let me check… You’re next. The nurse will be right here.”
Out she came and ushered UD into the doctor’s examining room, where the deal clearly was that UD was supposed to continue the same wait there.
So after fifteen minutes UD got up and started to leave the doctors’ office.
“I’ll knock on the doctor’s door. Don’t leave,” said the nurse. “He’ll be right there.”
UD went back to the examining room but this time she didn’t sit down. She was willing to mill around the small space for another five minutes but that was it.
In came the very apologetic doctor. “Our computers are down! I’ve been in my office trying to connect!”
… at the voting station
in her small old elementary
school, which is now a big
new elementary school.
She wears her I Voted
sticker with pride.
UD this morning leaves the absurdly massively blooming azaleas of Garrett Park for Rehoboth Beach, Delaware. She will of course blog from there.
Somewhat out of focus.
But the most focused
one I was able to take.
Click on the image
for a bigger view.
… La Kid walked down the street to
meet friends at Georgetown’s cat cafe,
… on the Bubble Quiz.
Her bubble,’thesda, appears here, under “Washington.”
The key to her unconscionably low score is her failure to watch television.
Mr UD used to drag her to Ponderosa Steakhouses, but he hasn’t in a long time. If he had not caved in to her demands that he stop taking her there, her score would have been better.
… UD‘s university now struggles with whether it made the right decision in spending tuition money to give this guy a stage, so he can sing this.
No, I mean the university promises that this guy promises not to sing that song at the Spring Fling.
“We hope students will continue to discuss Mr. Bronson and the entirety of his work and decide for themselves whether it has merit,” the organization wrote.
Because once you really open yourself to the guy’s oeuvre…
But I mean the program board has already decided his work has merit, yes? An aesthetic decision has been made by UD’s university, and that decision is that this guy and his music are meritorious.
Welcome, spring!
… through her wild garden/forest
turned up this honeycomb
at the foot of the tree where
last year at this time
she suddenly heard the thundering
sound of thousands of swarming
bees.
… she took a copy of The God Delusion from her niece’s shelves – a little light reading for her train trip.
As it happens, she hasn’t yet glanced at it, even though we’re now pulling away from New York City. She has put it on her shared table – something to stick her tickets in.
And as we leave Penn Station, here come two young priests (one of whom has just crossed himself as we pick up speed) who ask if they can join UD‘s table.
“Sure,” says UD, “as long as you don’t mind my book.”
One of them looks at it, laughs, and sits down next to UD.
“As long as you,” he says, “don’t mind sitting next to someone delusional.”
Dr. Bernard Carroll, known as the "conscience of psychiatry," contributed to various blogs, including Margaret Soltan's University Diaries, for which he sometimes wrote limericks under the name Adam.
New York Times
George Washington University English professor Margaret Soltan writes a blog called University Diaries, in which she decries the Twilight Zone-ish state our holy land’s institutes of higher ed find themselves in these days.
The Electron Pencil
It’s [UD's] intellectual honesty that makes her blog required reading.
Professor Mondo
There's always something delightful and thought intriguing to be found at Margaret Soltan's no-holds-barred, firebrand tinged blog about university life.
AcademicPub
You can get your RDA of academic liars, cheats, and greedy frauds at University Diaries. All disciplines, plus athletics.
truffula, commenting at Historiann
Margaret Soltan at University Diaries blogs superbly and tirelessly about [university sports] corruption.
Dagblog
University Diaries. Hosted by Margaret Soltan, professor of English at George Washington University. Boy is she pissed — mostly about athletics and funding, the usual scandals — but also about distance learning and diploma mills. She likes poems too. And she sings.
Dissent: The Blog
[UD belittles] Mrs. Palin's degree in communications from the University of Idaho...
The Wall Street Journal
Professor Margaret Soltan, blogging at University Diaries... provide[s] an important voice that challenges the status quo.
Lee Skallerup Bessette, Inside Higher Education
[University Diaries offers] the kind of attention to detail in the use of language that makes reading worthwhile.
Sean Dorrance Kelly, Harvard University
Margaret Soltan's ire is a national treasure.
Roland Greene, Stanford University
The irrepressibly to-the-point Margaret Soltan...
Carlat Psychiatry Blog
Margaret Soltan, whose blog lords it over the rest of ours like a benevolent tyrant...
Perplexed with Narrow Passages
Margaret Soltan is no fan of college sports and her diatribes on the subject can be condescending and annoying. But she makes a good point here...
Outside the Beltway
From Margaret Soltan's excellent coverage of the Bernard Madoff scandal comes this tip...
Money Law
University Diaries offers a long-running, focused, and extremely effective critique of the university as we know it.
Anthony Grafton, American Historical Association
The inimitable Margaret Soltan is, as usual, worth reading. ...
Medical Humanities Blog
I awake this morning to find that the excellent Margaret Soltan has linked here and thereby singlehandedly given [this blog] its heaviest traffic...
Ducks and Drakes
As Margaret Soltan, one of the best academic bloggers, points out, pressure is mounting ...
The Bitch Girls
Many of us bloggers worry that we don’t post enough to keep people’s interest: Margaret Soltan posts every day, and I more or less thought she was the gold standard.
Tenured Radical
University Diaries by Margaret Soltan is one of the best windows onto US university life that I know.
Mary Beard, A Don's Life
[University Diaries offers] a broad sense of what's going on in education today, framed by a passionate and knowledgeable reporter.
More magazine, Canada
If deity were an elected office, I would quit my job to get her on the ballot.
Notes of a Neophyte