August 25th, 2024
Half a Billion

Half a billion, half a billion,

Half a billion — onward!

Out of the valley of Trump

   Rides the Dem Brigade.

August 24th, 2024
“There is no constitutional right to avoid sitting next to a woman because of your religious beliefs.”

The repulsive ultraorthodox refusal to sit next to a woman on an airplane is met with repelled refusal in turn on many flights, UD is happy to report.

I mean, it’s an old story, and we’ve followed it for years on this blog. Crews now have clear instructions to tell sexist shits to sit down or leave the plane, and I’m guessing quite a few do leave, and they try their luck on another flight. Most I figure put up with sickening proximity to a female for the duration of their flight.

Some of course decide to fight, holding up departure, upsetting fellow travelers, etc. A group like this was recently thrown off a flight and they’re suing because religious freedom anti-semitism yada yada. The case will be thrown out, and the VERY slow learning process (of course it’s slow; ultraorthodox children get virtually no education) of these ridiculous people will move forward by an inch.

August 24th, 2024
Great Gray Slug

On UD’s driveway this morning.

August 24th, 2024
Trump Apology Tour

Sing it.

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Well last week I thought all abortion’s wrong

If you bled out, well too bad so long

Punished all the bad girls, that’s no lie

Not my fault if the losers died


Because God told me to kill Roe, but it’s all over now

Because God told me to kill Roe, but it’s all over now

Well the bitch has me beaten all over town

Tellin’ everybody I’m a mad ol clown

She puts me down, it’s a pity how I cry

So listen: Now I don’t think raped children ought to die


Because God told me to kill Roe, but it’s all over now

Because God told me to kill Roe, but it’s all over now

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UPDATE: ME change MY mind too, Daddy!

August 23rd, 2024
‘Remember Donald Trump Jr.’s sneer at the 2023 Conservative Political Action Conference? Referring to Senator John Fetterman’s struggles to recover after his stroke, Mr. Trump said that Pennsylvania had “managed to elect a vegetable.” “I’d love for John Fetterman to have, like, good gainful employment,” he continued. “Maybe he could be, like, a bag guy at a grocery store.” Is it possible to go any lower than that?’

Sure it is. You can go after a child.

August 23rd, 2024
Trump/RFK

Both are entitled playboy sons of northeastern wealth; both (in Michelle Obama’s words) were “afforded the grace of failing forward” as misbehaving, underachieving adolescents admitted to Ivy League colleges thanks to “the affirmative action of generational wealth”; both were reckless lifelong adolescents, both attention-craving philanderers and liars, both jerks.

Only one, however, dealt cocaine.

August 23rd, 2024
My Little Friend
August 23rd, 2024
‘Tompkins told Duzer that Kunin’s course was “a direct attack on Black thought.” [Kunin] is a part of a tradition of “literary right-wingers’’ who want “to Make Aesthetics Great Again (MAGA) and who wish to ignore difference (race, etc.).’

A lengthy piece in the Chronicle of Higher Education features a Pomona College English professor who thinks an interest in aesthetics on the part of a literature professor is not merely racist, but just about the worst racism in America: Trump racism.

It’s a disgusting claim, but useful to mention here, since it goes to the mindless (j’accuse MAGA racists of considering the formal properties of Liberty Leading the People!) but sometimes effective bullying that exists in more than a few departments/administrations.

The real point of the bullying in the Pomona instance is simply intellectual turf-protection: One professor is outraged that another professor wants to teach a course that trespasses on territory she owns, you see.

After all, if this professor truly cares about the work of Ralph Ellison (the writer in question) being broadly taught to the largest number of students, she will welcome additional courses on him.

August 22nd, 2024
The Fart is a Lonely Hunter Hunter.

Over on Truth Social, Donald Trump has begun “live truthing” the Harris speech. But … he seems to be stuck on the Bidens. He posts, bizarrely: “WHERE’S HUNTER?”

August 22nd, 2024
“Simply put, they are out of their minds.”

Best line so far of Harris’s acceptance speech.

August 22nd, 2024
 ‘Rachel Bovard of the Conservative Partnership Institute spoke of “the left’s fascist orgy” and predicted that the US would soon see “normalized pederasty; forced euthanasia; postnatal abortion; persecuting dissident faiths; disqualifying religious traditionalists and political conservatives from banking, property rights, and public benefits.”’

Hate to be Debbie Downer, but lest we get lost in the sheer delight of the Democratic convention, we need to venture for just a moment into the dark night of the Project 2025 soul.

In case we need reminding what the battle’s about.

August 22nd, 2024
A whole new disabled person for Donald Trump to make fun of!

Go for it, Don!

Bring back the good old days!

C’mon! Your voters are already all over it! Don’t be a pussy, Don!

August 20th, 2024
Sentences that Make UD Laugh

[W]here once 56 percent [of Americans] believed the former president could stay alert in the middle of a nuclear emergency, [now] it is 49 percent.

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Then again, how many of US would be able to stay alert in the middle of a nuclear emergency? I think most of us would be nodding off.

August 20th, 2024
‘As a fake elector, [Jake] Hoffman was indicted by an Arizona grand jury in April 2024. Despite his indictment for his part in the fake elector scheme, Hoffman was elected as the National Committeeman to the Republican National Committee.’

One of the bootlickingest Trumpists out there just called Arizona Republicans who have decided to vote for Harris whores.

Strange… I thought prostitution was illegal in Arizona. Ignore these whores.

Well… but… YOU didn’t ignore them, Jake. You emblazoned them on X, and now outlets like NPR are reporting on your astonishingly unChristian use of language.

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And then there’s the Trump campaign. In response to my Rep. Jamie Raskin’s perfectly reasonable, well-meant, warning to JD Vance to watch himself, given that Trump and his enthusiasts almost hanged his predecessor, the Trump campaign issued an official statement: “Jamie Raskin is a disgusting piece of trash.”

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Or, in the original German, one of America’s highest-profile Jews is Dreckjude.

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Whores. Disgusting trash. This, mes petites, is how you talk when you are very, very desperate.

August 20th, 2024
‘The freedom to work with dignity and prosper, to worship as we choose or not.’

Refreshing. Hillary Clinton addresses thirty percent of our rapidly secularizing nation in her convention speech.

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