July 30th, 2025
Limerick

Brevard Co.'s Representative Fine
Is so violent and wretched a swine
That even old AIPAC
Takes a startled step way back
When he speaks what is on his foul mind
July 23rd, 2025
Establish the largest private health care system in America. Then steal all its money.

Once all the money’s in your pockets, the system can collapse, and all the people in its hospital beds can go fuck themselves.

July 22nd, 2025
Cloud Nine


Economic inequality has reached a staggering milestone in Silicon Valley: just nine households hold 15% of the region’s wealth, according to new research from San Jose State University. A mere 0.1% of residents hold 71% of the tech hub’s wealth.

July 21st, 2025
No one wants Dan Snyder’s cancerous house.

He got so desperate that he gave it to the … American Cancer Society. The idea is that they sell it and pocket the money – tens of millions, if there’s any justice in the world – for their good works.

But no one wants what is now the ACS’s house, a vast metastasized monument to greed and contempt.

No one has lived there for years.

And as the years go by, the ACS has attempted to solve its problem (taxes, upkeep, security?) through surgery. It has cut and cut and cut and cut the asking price for this diseased thing.

Today they did more cutting. It’s all the way down to $25 million.

July 19th, 2025
Deadbeat.

[H]e paid late nearly every month since moving in, missing several months entirely.

July 8th, 2025
Bounced…

Czech.

July 2nd, 2025
‘Kelley targeted law enforcement because of their anticipated role in the civil war that Kelley hoped to initiate.’

True-blue American terrorist gets life in prison. Good.

June 28th, 2025
‘By some measures, wealth concentration in America today is greater than in fourteenth-century Europe, even though America is democratic and fourteenth-century Europe was, you know, feudal.’

lol

Final paragraph:

We have the power to stop, through more sensible tax and regulatory policies and a resurgence of union organizing, the torrent of wealth flowing upward to billionaires. I worry a lot about what will happen if we don’t act soon. Many people fear an abrupt end to democracy under Trump. I don’t, especially. What I do fear, though, is that unless we find a way to correct the wealth-based power imbalance that gave us Trump in the first place, our democracy will flicker out more gradually. To paraphrase Louis Brandeis: We can keep our democracy, or we can hatch our first trillionaire.

June 27th, 2025
Wow, look at that. They made the dudes resign.

Background here. Thieving agriculture ministers were found out, and then they were both promoted. This is Greece, after all.

But okay now the government is dumping them, which is the sort of clean hands gesture one doesn’t expect of Greece...

June 14th, 2025
‘[Chicago’s] Frederick Douglass Academy High School … has 28 students this year and a per-student cost of $93,000.’

How Trump won.

Douglass High School on the city’s West Side now has 27 employees for 28 students.

That includes six regular education teachers, six special education teachers, a school counselor, a college and career coach, a conflict resolution specialist, a restorative justice coordinator, and an assistant principal and principal. The cost to run the school is $93,000 per student.

May 30th, 2025
Try to imagine how disgusting you have to be to get fired from the new Kennedy Center board.

Imagine no more!

May 25th, 2025
Caught in extensive research fraud, Harvard B-School Professor Francesca Gino immediately spat out big lawsuits against everyone who’d ever said boo to her.

As the suits are one by one dismissed, Gino herself is dismissed: Her tenure has been revoked. Plus she’s fired.

Off she goes, hissing and spitting all the way.

April 5th, 2025
Why Trump Won: Passing the buck on homeless camps.

A spokesperson with the city of Lakewood sent a statement … that said in part, “The city has received many complaints about this, and both our homeless outreach team and the Lakewood Police Department have contacted the Colorado Department of Transportation about this issue because the camp is on state property. Given that, any enforcement or cleanup ultimately rests with the state.”

On Thursday, CDOT … dispute[d] this statement from the Lakewood spokesperson. CDOT shared a copy of a letter the department gave to the city, authorizing “the Lakewood Police Department to take action toward any person on any CDOT property located within Lakewood City who does not belong on the property.”

April 2nd, 2025
‘$170,000. Uh okay $3 million.’

‘Oh fine ten million.

March 31st, 2025
Le Sword is Mightier than Le Pen.

Like others in the European parliament, France’s most popular politician embezzled from it. Transferred money meant for administrative staff to her party. Just got four pretend years in prison (two suspended, and for the rest she has to don some hardware), AND can’t run for office for five years, so that means she can’t be in the next presidential election.

With wonderful French hauteur, she left the courtroom before the judge finished announcing the sentence. I burst my pimples at you and call your be punished for breaking the law request a silly thing.

Greedy Nicholas Sarkozy, another bigtime French politician, is as we speak trying to avoid his own jail sentences for multiple financial crimes. It’s un petit peu grody over there à ce moment-là.

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