I think that makes Vance Eva Braun.
During a Wednesday appearance on CNN, [Omarosa] Newman recalled that Trump identified as Swedish in his bestseller, The Art of the Deal, despite being of German and Scottish ancestry. Newman said that Trump didn’t want to acknowledge his roots because he thought being Swedish “would play better to those who were patronizing his businesses.”… Trump would identify as Swedish, German and Irish “whenever it’s convenient,” Newman said.
JD Vance — hump-mad, childed, wannabe vice president — addresses the nation on the cautionary tale of Mel Tucker, once one of America’s most highly paid coaches (around one hundred mill for a few years work) who, simply because he masturbated rather than coitused, was thrown out of his coaching job, and now has to sue MSU for hundreds of millions of dollars to get some of that loot back!
“My fellow uni-ethnic Americans: Mel Tucker had a choice. He could insert himself procreationally into his wife and increase his low yield of only two children so far. Or he could nonprocreationally pleasure himself while having phone sex with a woman not his wife. Because he took the ungodly path, Tucker lost everything, and America [weeping] lost a child.”
A Republican Senator comments: “We’re getting spun up about cats and children. And now how somebody looks,” she said. “Does it make any difference how much Polish ancestry versus Irish versus whatever else it is that I have in me? Why are we talking about this?”
Childed hump-mad vp candidate JD Vance immediately called anyone not on board with Trump’s one-ethnicity idea “hysterical,” thus extending his psychopathologizing of a vast range of American citizens, millions of whom he identifies as “sociopaths” because they don’t do babies as enthusiastically as his own missus. Vance’s running mate uses more everyday, less sophisticated, terminology relating to mental illness for the majority of Americans, calling virtually everyone he encounters psycho crazy lunatic nuts wacko etc all the livelong day. As Kamala Harris says, it’s “the same old show,” and even Joe Rogan, who predicts a Harris victory, acknowledges it’s getting really, really stale.
“They just want no Trump, no matter what.”
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Trump tries to figure out ethnicities.
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So in the course of less than 40 minutes, Trump reminded people of his promise to pardon the mob that assaulted police officers during the Jan. 6 attack on the Capitol, threw his own VP candidate under the bus, insulted and attacked a room full of Black journalists to their faces, and said that Kamala Harris is not Black.
But Project 2025 lives forever!
Do not stand at my grave and weep.
I am not there. I do not sleep.
I am a thousand shits who blow.
I am the fascist state that crows.
I am the authoritarian’s chain.
I am the rightwing Catholic brain.
When you awaken having elected Trump
I am the swift uplifting jump
Of weirdo creeps who carry blight.
I drag your freedom into night.
Do not stand at my grave and cry;
I am not there. I did not die.
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Trump’s hump-mad natalist VP was “thrilled” to write the foreword to the Project 2025′s pontiff’s cri de cœur, and UD can’t wait to hear his speech denying, uh, that he, uh, wrote the foreword.
‘Vivian Vance. It was VIVIAN Vance…‘
Ex-NRA Head Wayne LaPierre Given 10-Year Ban After Corruption Verdict
“He was the worst choice of all the options. It was so bad I didn’t even think it was possible,” one House Republican said. “Anti-Ukraine, more of a populist. He adds nothing to the Trump ticket. He energizes the same people that love Trump.”
“I think if you were to ask many people around this building, 9 out of 10 on our side would say he’s the wrong pick,” a second House Republican said. “He’s the only person who can do serious damage.”
A third House Republican — who said “there is major dissension” to Vance in the conference — argued that if Trump falls short to Vice President Harris in November, Trump’s vice presidential selection will be to blame.
“The prevailing sentiment is if Trump loses, [it’s] because of this prick,” the lawmaker said. “It doesn’t help.”
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Whoops. My bad. That should read pick.
With 81-year-old Biden stepping away, Donald Trump, at 78 years old, is now the oldest remaining presidential candidate.
Political advisers and news outlets have scrambled to pinpoint Trump’s battle tactics for presidential debates since he first appeared as a legitimate candidate in 2016. The Atlantic argued that Trump relies heavily on a rhetorical approach called the Gish gallop, which they describe as a “torrent of incorrect, irrelevant, or idiotic arguments” in which one can bury their opponent. One political insider told Politico Magazine that Trump has “no strategy, just kill and eat.” And Vox created a seven-part taxonomy of Trump’s approach, observing that he “turns tough policy questions into simple stories,” filibusters until the clock runs out to avoid giving details, and leans on his poll numbers and meaningless, three-word slogans.
Lara Trump has immolated herself in front of George Soros’ Westchester estate.
Her final words were an appeal to MAGA patriots to fight the “Soros-backed conspiracy destroying this country.”
So – Alan Dershowitz, Harvard’s most embarrassing emeritus, would not be booed. He would be laughed at. Not just for his take on Trump; for a complaint about other people not caring about justice coming from the most cynical, mercenary lawyer this side of Saul Goodman.
While listening to him, both male and female students would also be cupping their genitals protectively, because Dershowitz is a ginormous genital mutilation enthusiast.
‘And I’ll be guilty for the rest of my life…’
No wonder Donald Trump is such an admirer of Kim Jong Un: This would never happen in North Korea.
Mr Smith goes to… Oh, who cares.