January 17th, 2019
Headline of the Day.

With Title-Game Prices Plummeting more than 90 Percent, Should College Football be Worried?

January 6th, 2019
Headline of the Day

KOHLER’S SMART TOILET PROMISES

‘A FULLY IMMERSIVE EXPERIENCE

December 21st, 2018
Headline of the Day.

Urban Meyer To Unironically Co-Teach A Class On Character And Leadership At Ohio State

November 21st, 2018
“Michelle Wolf responds to Trump trashing her comedy with a taunt about Khashoggi: ‘I bet you’d be on my side if I had killed a journalist'”

Nice comeback.

November 20th, 2018
‘UN audit finds environment chief spent $500 million on travel expenses’

UD thinks the Hindustan Times is off by a bit; the actual number seems to be $500K.

I mean, after all… the guy’s an environmentalist… $500 million would be an excessive use of resources…

October 13th, 2018
‘Man Run Over by Lawn Mower While Trying to Kill Son with Chainsaw’

‘Man Tries to Drown Girlfriend; Nearly Becomes Murder Victim Himself When She Tries to Saw Off His Head’

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This is the sort of news UD likes to read when she feels herself getting too coastal-elitey.

October 1st, 2018
Il était encore …

en vie??

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She.

October 1st, 2018
Notes Toward a Fictional Supreme

On one of the last occasions I purposely socialized with Brett, I witnessed him respond to a semi-hostile remark, not by defusing the situation, but by throwing his beer in the man’s face and starting a fight that ended with one of our mutual friends in jail.

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My title comes from this poem.

September 26th, 2018
More for Sen. McConnell to Plow Right Through.

Her name is Julie Swetnick.

September 26th, 2018
New White House Strategy Announced In Regard to Kavanaugh

The White House has just placed Commerce Secretary Wilbur Ross in charge of its effort to appoint Brett Kavanaugh to the Supreme Court. Ross will be the public face of Kavanaugh’s defense.

September 24th, 2018
Finally, some real news.

UD plays online robots (and gives herself only sixty seconds per move). She’s wondering when/if all of the new Scrabble words will actually be added…

She’s especially excited about OK and ZEN. It’s about time!

September 23rd, 2018
The other shoe…

drops.

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[His Yale roommate] said that he never witnessed Kavanaugh engage in any sexual misconduct, but did recall him being “frequently, incoherently drunk.” He described [Deborah] Ramirez as a vulnerable outsider. “Is it believable that she was alone with a wolfy group of guys who thought it was funny to sexually torment a girl like Debbie? Yeah, definitely. Is it believable that Kavanaugh was one of them? Yes.”

This rings so true to ol’ UD — the terrible coincidence of sophisticated entitled men and a clueless female innocent. Whatever else the truth and falsity of the charges against Kavanaugh, this statement, which goes to the cruelty and danger of men in certain kinds of groups, rings true.

August 8th, 2018
‘USC President Steps Down After Campus Gynecologist Scandal’

President leaves the stirrups.

July 26th, 2018
Headline of the Day

Jameis Winston Says He Has “Grown And Learned” From The Experience Of Grabbing An Uber Driver’s Crotch

July 10th, 2018
Headline of the Day

CONGRESSIONAL MUTANT LOUIE GOHMERT STICKS UP FOR
JIM JORDAN: ‘THESE FORMER WRESTLERS WERE ADULTS.’

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