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University President Has Gas Problem: 24-Hour Guard Stationed Around Residence

From a memo to the American University community from Facilities Management:

… The Army Corps of Engineers [is trying to] remove World War I era debris from areas around the AU campus… [The debris] resulted from the US Army Chemical and Weapons testing in this region from 1917 to 1918.

… [We have] confirmed the presence of mustard agent [near the president’s house]… A guard has been stationed at the site 24 hours a day…

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UD thanks Mary Anne.

Margaret Soltan, August 12, 2009 10:24AM
Posted in: kind of a little weird

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3 Responses to “University President Has Gas Problem: 24-Hour Guard Stationed Around Residence”

  1. theprofessor Says:

    In related news, lawyers for former American U. president Benjamin Ladner announced that they would pursue a mustard gas defense in their attempts to win his reinstatement.

  2. Shane Says:

    It’s enough to make one (and all) weep.

  3. adam Says:

    A guard has been stationed at the site 24 hours a day…

    If it’s leaking mustard gas, Quis custodieret custodem ipsum?

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