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Public Health Message.

This piece has idiotic graphics and calls university students kids, but look past that. It lists five ways to avoid swine flu on campus.

Summary: Don’t take some sniveling miserable person to bed with you. Wash your hands compulsively, and spray anti-bacterial stuff on shared surfaces (classroom desks, cellphones if you pass them around, etc.). Avoid salad bars; don’t share food. Ixnay on the moronic drinking games. Keep your spliff to yourself (the article forgets to mention this).

And don’t touch your face!

Margaret Soltan, September 1, 2009 7:01AM
Posted in: headline of the day

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One Response to “Public Health Message.”

  1. Michael Tinkler Says:

    A dispenser for hand sanitizer goo has appeared in the entrance hall to my building! We’re proactive here at these Colleges.

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