… involves Scathing Online Schoolmarm complaining about headlines.
Take this one, from an opinion piece in the San Francisco Chronicle about Michael Pollan and others like him with controversial ideas about the food industry, and the way some universities don’t want these people invited to give talks on campus:
FRANK TALK ABOUT FOOD SOMETIMES QUASHED
Point One: Shouldn’t this at least be FRANK TALK ABOUT FOOD SOMETIMES SQUASHED? Then you get frank and squash, two foods.
Point Two: We could be yet more clever and write FRANK SPEAKERS SOMETIMES BEANED.
Point Three: More rad: FRANK… ‘N FRIES.
November 1st, 2009 at 10:58AM
Shut up and eat.
November 1st, 2009 at 1:58PM
I was thinking "Frank Talkers Not Allowed to Spill Beans"
November 1st, 2009 at 3:10PM
"Talking Turkey about Food? Put a Fork in It."