A university registrar who offered forged degrees to two women in return for spanking sessions has been given a suspended jail sentence.
Bristol Crown Court heard that Karl Woodgett filmed himself caning the women at a Bristol hotel.
The 37-year-old, of Ewell Minnis, Kent, worked at the University of Bath at the time of the offences.
He was given a nine-month sentence suspended for a year after admitting conspiracy to make fake degrees…
February 3rd, 2010 at 8:43AM
Obsessed by his US News ranking,
Which appeared to be rapidly tanking,
The provost said “Discipline
Is just what we’re lacking in.
I think it’s time for a spanking.”
February 3rd, 2010 at 12:19PM
When I clicked on “comments” I was hoping for a limerick, and I wasn’t disappointed! Nicely done, Dave Stone!
February 3rd, 2010 at 1:55PM
Thanks, but I’m just a vehicle for Obscenia, the muse of ribald poetry.