In his five-plus years at [the University of] Florida, [Urban] Meyer has had players tasered while trying to flee police, arrested for being passed out drunk at a traffic light, stolen a laptop and then thrown it out the window when police arrived, fired an AK-47 into the air, stolen the credit card of a teammate’s girlfriend after she died and used it 70 times.
And that’s just a handful of the 30 times his players have been arrested or faced charges.