Wisconsin is one of our most proudly pissed states; and within Wisconsin the campus of UW-Stout is a veritable piss park.
In response to the carnage, the university has put serious new restrictions on students and their drink, which has the students (most of them; not the student I quote in my headline) in an uproar…
Last weekend’s incident might quiet them down, though.
Two students got into a shouting match with a third student at a bar. As the third rode away on his bike, the others
assaulted [Bradley] Simon causing him to crash his bicycle into a concrete wall. Simon flew over the handlebars of his bike and struck his head on the wall causing serious head trauma, according to the report.
[The students] then left the scene…
One will go to trial for felony murder, the other for being party to the same.