… has to resign when it’s discovered that he plagiarized portions of his doctoral dissertation. To add to the fun, he’s a specialist in crime, and regularly pontificates to the nation (Australia) on morality.
But the best part of all is his response to the behavior that cost him his job.
He’s thinks one of his colleagues discovered and reported the plagiarism. He’s not sure which colleague. “[B]ut I have my suspicions.”
And when I find that miscreant, I’ll be sure to report him to the authorities…