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The Mephitic Factor, High and Low.

Regular readers know that UD uses the phrase the mephitic factor to designate the intensity of bad smells in the air on this or that American campus at any given time.

Brown University, a fancy Ivy League institution, is an example of a High Mephitic Factor school — its gathering emanations of corruption and wrongdoing of late have an elite feel to them, coming from famous scientists on the faculty, and from sophisticated, wealthy trustees.

Auburn University, a school without academic or social distinction, represents the much more typical Low Mephitic Factor, where the shitty smell in the quads has to do with athletes and their associates who cheat — on the field, and in the classroom.

High or low, the mephitic factor is almost always about the same thing: greed. Pastor Newton pimped his son Cam to Mississippi State; now that same son is at Auburn, and it’s only a matter of time before the NCAA proves that the father pimped the son to Auburn too. Until then, Newton gets to play, and the campus gets to keep that smell.

[People at the NCAA] know (and believe they can prove) that Cecil Newton demanded money for Cam’s commitment, thanks to the Mississippi State evidence. They cannot prove that he made the same demand of Auburn, or that Cam was aware of his father’s pay-for-play schemes. This sounds as believable as a hooker not knowing she’s being pimped out, but it’s not about what probably happened. It’s about what can be proven, and as of this moment, it cannot be proven that Cam Newton or Auburn did anything against the rules.

Brown could clear some of the bad air; but that would mean acknowledging what’s going on there, not merely with one of its trustees, but, soon enough, in all likelihood, with another. The scientist, the trustees… After awhile, the campus smells, and schools that care about that, schools that have something to lose by way of integrity, need to act.

Margaret Soltan, December 1, 2010 4:38PM
Posted in: just plain gross

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