That also covers my case: no criminal record and a college professor. PLUS I don’t go into jewelry stores and announce to the salesperson that I’m there to rob the place because I think it’s hilarious to say things like that. So: no criminal record, college professor, AND not an idiot.
Alexander Asandei seems to have trouble holding his tongue. You can already detect the problem here, in his woeful Rate My Professors pages.
But Asandei does not merely reserve his wit (he likes to call his students “dumb”) for the classroom. When asked the other day, in a jewelry store, if he’d like some help, he said no, I’m just here to rob the place.
So he got arrested and smiled his way through a mug shot and all.
Asandei complained about jail conditions and said people are way too sensitive these days. He feels everyone overreacted.
Well, he’s too sensitive to jail conditions.