Here are two.
The first, from UD‘s old friend Dave, comments on the resignation, this week, of Ohio State’s sweater-vest-wearing coach, Jim Tressel:
A mountain of sleaze (size: Everest)
Has finally buried the sweater-vest.
On this day of slow news,
Free cars and tattoos
Have brought about change for the betterest.
The second has to do with a professor at the University of Houston who reportedly served his students marijuana on a trip abroad:
So how did I spend time in Ghana?
I guess you could say marijuana.
Some reefer and buddha,
With weed and construda,
And cannabis too if you wanna.