And the university promptly responded to his request: Fork over $40,000 – no – make that $100,000 – and they’re yours.
It’s hard for us to access our records! And since you’ve been so indecorous as to appeal to Hawaii state open records laws in response to our initial outright refusal of your request (“[T]he agency that oversees Hawaii’s open records law issued an advisory opinion saying the invoices must be released.”), it’s only right that we punish you.
Bad boy. Bother us again and we’ll charge you fourteen million and shoot off your kneecaps.