My dear little brothers in Sport, we meet this August in retreat, to think on our misdeeds and heartily repent of them and pledge to be better men in Sports.
For, as it is said, “College Football Live is … depressing and full of tragedy.” And, as it is said, college football is “morally bankrupt.” And that’s just football.
I invite you to meet me in a verdant space, where we, together in retreat, shall think upon our misdeeds while playing golf… Where, through warm summer evenings, we shall confess our naughtiness and sip sweet liqueur… What a fellowship, what a joy divine.
And after! Ah, after! Cleansed, we shall, each of us, stand before our local scribes and try to control our ecstasy as we speak of the new men in Sports we have become.
June 30th, 2011 at 8:09AM
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