… can be eloquent; it can have a pathos, as when Yeshiva University, on that auspicious Madoff/Merkin eve, page-not-founded its two – until that story-breaking moment – esteemed trustees, together tasked with making the financial health of the institution flourish… Page Not Found, in these circumstances, says NOTHING TO SEE HERE PLEASE DISPERSE, and only those determined enough to discover the cached page will fail to obey.
Medical schools page-not-founds are reserved for professors selling painkillers on the side, making up their research results, and – like Mount Sinai Assistant Professor of Pediatrics Tatyana Gabinskaya – arrested as part of massive insurance fraud rings.
The suit says she had submitted hundreds of charges for expensive MRI tests for car accident victims, despite the fact that — as a pediatrician — she had no training to actually read an MRI. In one year she billed for $2 million.