Central Michigan University (go here – scroll down – if you have the stomach) is a Division I unibrewery with a losing team. The only fiscal solution to this problem is full-throttle student bacchanalia in the parking lots of games no one attends. The presidents of div I unibreweries spend most their time tweaking alcohol policies with an eye to two things:
1. maximum consumption; and
2. the mobilization of personal responsibility rhetoric.
September 28th, 2013 at 12:19PM
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