Cheat fiercely, Harvard,
cheat, cheat, cheat.
Demonstrate to them our guile.
Although it’s neither just nor meet
It’s obviously the Harvard style.
How we shall celebrate our victory,
We shall all smirk at teams less sly than we
(How jolly!)
Say ‘unstable’ if you’re caught, and
Cheat, cheat, cheat!
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Sigh. Another cheating scandal at Harvard.
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My talented readers are invited to add verses.