Congratulations, you have an opportunity to become an educated man and play great college football. A University of Virginia degree is one of the most prestigious in America. As the head football coach at this University, I want to formerly extend a scholarship offer to you.
August 5th, 2013 at 12:55PM
They can still turns this around. UVA Coach London attended University of Richmond, which tells me that whatever the hell he studied, it didn’t inform him well enough to know that the letter he sent out made no freaking sense.
Now, he can get said recruit into his office and say that if you attend UVA, you’ll soon realize that your coach is an illiterate boob, as are 80% of fellow coaches. That’s a damn important insight. I’m onto something here, UVA should go all in and christen their athletic leaders “Couches.”
August 7th, 2013 at 11:54AM
This reminds me of a bumper sticker I saw recently: “If you can read this, thank a teacher. If it’s in English, thank a veteran.”