Just like the Reverend Sun Myung Moon, who in his heyday would pick which Moonies would marry which Moonies!
Things are getting weirder and weirder at Oklahoma State University – not just pimping coaches, but matching coaches.
OSU does their schoolwork for them, escorts them to class, lets them have their drugs, and takes care of their sex life. Football players might not have gotten any money (oh wait a minute; they did get money) but when it comes to being radically, totally, amazingly infantilized UD doesn’t think you can do better than being admitted to Oklahoma State University. Did Les Miles change their diapers for them too?
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Oh, and while the OSU admissions office is scrutinizing the academic qualifications of recruits, is it also reviewing the tits of female applicants… I mean, hostesses?
Hostesses: If you want to be admitted to OSU, you know what to do.