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‘Joel Curran, vice chancellor for communications and public affairs at UNC, said the records in question were protected under federal privacy law and said the school would “vigorously defend the privacy rights of [students].”‘

Makes them sound so righteous, doesn’t it? Getting all vigorously defensive in the name of our students…

Of course, when it came to educating them (the University of North Carolina Chapel Hill is a university) we were utterly vigorless… We went out of our way to choose department chairs who took defenseless students and defrauded them…

But that’s because the students were so vigorous! Panting on the track every morning getting ready for that day’s concussion tackle …

A lot of people – and, more to the point, a lot of money – depended on these guys to defend UNC’s honor on the field. Now we’re doing right by the guys in keeping away from the press details of their abuse.

Margaret Soltan, January 30, 2014 7:12AM
Posted in: sport

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  1. Alan Allport Says:

    Breaking news: UNC shoots parents, asks judge for clemency on grounds of being an orphan.

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